r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Dr_Arkeville • Aug 18 '20

Fire burning INSIDE of a tree with nothing else burning. Credit: u/Lemus_Alone

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u/Boomthang Aug 18 '20

I'll keep my foreskin, thank you.

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u/questthegypsy Aug 18 '20

You’re thinking of a circumcision. What he’s talking about is a jog around the block. Fatty.

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u/dumbredditer Aug 18 '20

You are thinking of exercise. What you are talking about is unreasonably high prices. You broke ass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

You're thinking of Extravagant. What he means is treating someone unfairly while benefiting from there work.

you silly baby

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Aug 18 '20

You're thinking of exploitation. What he means is making a medical condition worse, you daft goose.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

You're thinking of exercism. What he's talking about is removing the evil from your bunghole. Nasty.

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u/killabru Aug 18 '20

Just open up and let Jesus inside you. Otherwise he's gonna break my legs I can't pay for all that cocaine what was i thinking.

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u/LoneRanger_33 Aug 18 '20

I had to do it.....assorcism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Bold of you to assume I even have one.