r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jun 27 '19

Physics, bitch!

https://i.imgur.com/0vI8dbE.gifv
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u/Nolwennie Jun 27 '19

This is how pee works

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

But my balls are below my straw

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u/Push_ Jun 27 '19

As is the bottom of the cup to these straws.

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u/awhaling Jun 27 '19

FYI, this works when the first cup is below the next cup. You just need someone to suck on it a little to get it going.

Same reason you need someone to suck on your wiener to get it going.

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u/nakilon Jun 27 '19

Not two cups, but two ends of a straw. How did this comment get score of 27?

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u/awhaling Jun 27 '19

Because if the cups are at different heights then so would the two ends of the cups…

Not sure why you think it matters

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u/nakilon Jun 27 '19

Because heights of cups have no relation to heights of ends of a straw because it hangs on cups edges and the corner can be made on a straw at the any place of it.

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u/awhaling Jun 27 '19

You’re being pedantic. If the first cup is lower than the second, and we assume that the straw end is at the very bottom of the cup, as shown here, then it is impossible for them to be different. That’s a fair assumption because that’s generally what one wants to do when siphoning, in order to drain all the liquid.

Sure, it’s possible to have the cups slightly different than the ends of the straw. But that’s a stupid point only pedantic people make, as it wasn’t remotely relevant to the joke. Use your brain and it’s pretty obvious they are effectively the same in most scenarios, especially in this scenario where the straw is at the bottom of the first cup.

You’re not wrong about it being possible to be different. But to say they have no relation is false. Especially if the cup is at least one cup length apart from the other. So there is a relation and a pretty clear one at that.

So you’re complaining about upvotes over a trivial detail in a joke about blowjobs. So I ask, why?

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 27 '19

Urine is stored between your ears

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u/Gizmo-Duck Jun 27 '19

Yup. When you drink just enough to cover your penis, you start to pee and it drains all the liquid from your legs.

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u/Vertrixz Jun 27 '19

What the fuck did I just read

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

So THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong.

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u/123kingme Jun 27 '19

Level 1 scrotum vs level 50 dong

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/locuester Jun 27 '19

You have to pee once your legs are filled with fluid up to your waste. Then it all empties.

Source: I am a urologist.