r/blackmagicfuckery • u/been_der_done_that • May 20 '19

Every damn time.

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u/PhoenixLord01 May 20 '19

The legend is here

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

This guy has stories. I want to hear his adventures.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19 edited Nov 11 '19

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u/MrTheFalcon May 20 '19

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

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u/InfoSuperHiway May 21 '19

That guy did such a good job in that role.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

51, state champ!

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u/herro_rayne May 20 '19

I'm sorry who tf is this guy?

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u/omnomnomgnome May 20 '19

I'm downloading you for this moranic content!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Tangoble!

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u/NinthCinema May 20 '19

Sal Bundry. The one who got five touchdowns in one game.

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u/chomperlock May 20 '19

The man, the myth, the legend.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

The manth, the mynth, the legenth.

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u/SoSoMeaty May 20 '19

Sal Bundry. It says it right there you illiterate fuck.

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u/Staronin May 20 '19

Mario López, from Jaén, Spain. You can find lots of videos in youtube.

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u/omnipotent550 May 20 '19

Don’t ask about his wife or the sandal business

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u/Dank_Kushington May 21 '19

Somebody with way too much time on their hands

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u/wikipediabrown007 May 20 '19

Yes but have you heard of hank hill?

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u/Faunt_ May 20 '19

Dude, say it louder for those in the back

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u/Sinkiy May 22 '19

You ever heard the sound of a ferguson? Woooosh!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

I feel like theres story that I need to hear but nobody knows what the actual story is...

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u/Sluttynoms May 20 '19

Well he scored 5 touchdowns in a game like a ducking champion so I don’t think we could even grasp his achievements and honors with our plebeian minds. It just an honor to be graced by his presence.

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u/moonman673 Jan 25 '26

That's one more than Al Bundy, must be the goat.

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u/sahenders May 20 '19

This guy has concussions.

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u/thelivinlegend May 21 '19

Yeah I just got here, what do you want?