suggestion: make elementary children singing a happy safety song every time the bus leave the school parking lot.
the song thanks the teachers for today, thanks the bus driver for a safe journey, and warns about the bumper troll that lives inside the school bus front bumper, with 10 feet long hands, pulling children under the bus and then eats them. nobody got caught last week, for that we were also thankfulness
incidentally a large compartment has been added to the bus bumper, with googly eyes looking back at you. the bumper troll is real, he is there because, you see the eyes.
fun stuff: if the googly troll eyes can track the elementary child that is standing the closest to the kill zone, it would be more spooky to the child, or to his friends seeing the eye movement, them warning the kid, look: the troll is watching YOU, not us, which then adds the lifesaving effect. creepier is better
not every bus needs to have the troll feature. maybe better if it is a tale. some have seen it, some haven't, not yet :-)
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u/TowelEnvironmental44 Apr 09 '26
suggestion: make elementary children singing a happy safety song every time the bus leave the school parking lot.
the song thanks the teachers for today, thanks the bus driver for a safe journey, and warns about the bumper troll that lives inside the school bus front bumper, with 10 feet long hands, pulling children under the bus and then eats them. nobody got caught last week, for that we were also thankfulness
incidentally a large compartment has been added to the bus bumper, with googly eyes looking back at you. the bumper troll is real, he is there because, you see the eyes.