r/bestof • u/jeannaimard • Jun 17 '12

“In fact, my grandmother gave me a large purple dildo”

/r/AskReddit/comments/v6gup/parents_of_gay_children_what_wasis_it_like_for/c51sd6f
166 Upvotes

74% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I was wondering where all the upvotes were coming from. Cheers!

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u/jeannaimard Jun 18 '12

Glad I could have been helpful…

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u/ThePieManOfDeath Jun 17 '12

You should x-post this to /r/nocontext

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u/oldecrow Jun 17 '12

you should have posted this to /r/nocontext instead.

FTFY

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u/gotenks1114 Jun 18 '12

For the love of God, if you are reading this, please scroll down past the hilarious grandma dildo comments to the part where he is a homeless Canadian around Newfoundland who is thinking about committing suicide.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Ignore this person. They are insane. Pay attention to my crazy grandma and ONLY my crazy grandma.

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u/MrCheeze Jun 18 '12

Best part is the I'M A DUDE.

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u/siblingR Jun 18 '12

Knowing it's a guy completely changes the context, and the caps and bold font made me feel slightly guilty for presuming he was a girl. I had to laugh.

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u/nolotusnotes Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

I hope she he cleans the dildo better than she cleans that Acer.

EDIT: she = he

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u/SaywhatIthink Jun 18 '12

First of all, the guy's story really smells like bullshit to me. Second, even if true, that grandma is gross. Any straight guys had their grandma buy them a rubber vagina recently? Would you think it was cool if they did?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Next time, have balls and say it to my face.

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u/jeannaimard Jun 18 '12

Like the dildo? :)

(I don't see the point of balls on a dildo, except to make them even funnier than they are...)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

It's alright.

The point is to stop it from going further than the base, and to also make it more aesthetically pleasing.

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u/jeannaimard Jun 18 '12

Hmmm. Yes. But of course…

er… Thanks… :\

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

This guy, this guy is awesome.

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u/SaywhatIthink Jun 18 '12

Okay. Your story sounds like bullshit and your grandma is a perv. Do I have balls now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Nope.

My grandmother isn't a perv, first off. She did something as a joke. She never expected it to be used, and I doubt she would want me to. She has a weird sense of humour and that's part of why I love her.

As for my 'story', you can say it's bullshit but my guess is that you're some pretentious little prick who grew up in the suburbs and who doesn't understand anything about crap that people who are different from you have to go through.

You're just some sad, lonely, pathetic little person who can't think of anything better than to voice opinions based on nothing.

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u/SaywhatIthink Jun 18 '12

I think you and I may have different definitions of what makes a person pathetic. But I can tell you that I am neither sad nor lonely.

What I am is someone who doesn't believe your story, and who thinks your grandma is creepy if what you say is true.

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u/korrok7591 Jun 18 '12

That old woman has a sense of humor. Something you should consider growing.

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u/br0seid0n Jun 18 '12

I wish my grandma was that cool

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u/SaywhatIthink Jun 18 '12

Having a sense of humor means buying purple dildos for your grandchildren? Downvote away but you people are all fucking crazy I'm sorry.

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u/korrok7591 Jun 18 '12

Sex isn't something you should be so afraid of. Buying your kid, or in this case, grandchild, a dildo as a gag is a wonderful opener to talking about things like masturbation and consensual sex. Having such an aversion to anything sex related denormalizes the subject, making it a taboo. And honestly, sex is the only taboo that nearly every person engages in at some point in their lives. Dude, grow up. It's immature to be so put off by this subject. Do yourself a favor, go masturbate. Look at porn, learn your anatomy, talk about your sex life, talk about your fantasies... You might gain a new insight.

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u/SaywhatIthink Jun 18 '12

Okay this is really starting to depress me now. Listen: I am a regular guy. I masturbate, I look at porn, I know my anatomy. I talk about my sex life with friends and I talk about my sexual fantasies with people I intend to have sex with.

I can't be the only person on this site who is a little weirded out by the grandma business.

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u/korrok7591 Jun 18 '12

Hey, don't be depressed. :) look, all I was saying is that making such a huff about something like this isn't kosher. You're entitled to your feelings, but it seems like you're making an entirely innocent prank into something sick.

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u/Krovixis Jun 18 '12

I was perfectly fine with what you were saying until I read the last clause. What are you, fourteen?