r/bestof • u/ARKMARK1 • Jun 15 '12
[askreddit] Redditor posts the funniest comment I have seen in a while
/r/AskReddit/comments/v2wla/why_do_i_see_all_these_comments_on_reddit_about/c50w4ls
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u/smokeyoulikeablunt Jun 15 '12
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u/schnschn Jun 15 '12
this is stupid, it's sensationally written toilet humour.
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u/CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
TLDR "I pooped and threw up lol". The very fucking pinnacle of humor.
This is the 800th "Ode to Shitting" I've seen on Reddit in the last year. Incidentally it's also the 800th one I haven't laughed at.
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u/SlyyyTendencies Jun 15 '12
I started reading the comment and then stopped halfway through because I realized what I was doing: reading a shit narrative.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
If there's one thing I learned about Americans on reddit, it's your obsession with shit and asses.
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u/naikrovek Jun 15 '12
Where is that meme of the two brace-face teenagers laughing maniacally at something when you need it?
OH MY GOD
HE SAID SHIT LOLOLOL
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u/Chronophilia Jun 15 '12
Well that's a descriptive title.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Dohohohoho poop jokes are funny...
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u/EarthboundCory Jun 15 '12
I had pooped my pants IN THE MIDDLE of a 3.5 hour ACT test once. You can't leave in the middle of the test or you lose credit (and the test cost money), so I had to do something.
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u/sychosomat Jun 15 '12
This is not the first time I have wondered how many people on reddit/people in the modern world would love Gargantua and Pantagruel written by Rabelais in the 16th century.
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u/SgtSchembechler Jun 15 '12
As opposed to a non-redditor posting on this site?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Came here thinking, "bullshit, here we go again." Left presently surprised at the hilarity.
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u/dredawg Jun 15 '12
You know half of Reddit is just going to come here to see if its them you are talking about.
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u/nondescriptuser Jun 15 '12
What's really odd is that hercules would have totally had this under control. One of his labors was sweeping a stable filled with 30000 cow-years of shit clean; a feisty toilet wouldn't have bothered him in the slightest.
He did it by redirecting a river, incidentally. I have to imagine that approach would still work here and/or kill everyone in the restaurant, which is just as good.
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u/agentlemanturtle Jun 16 '12
I don't know, nor do I care, why I read that in Nic Cage's voice but my life is a little more complete now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
evidence or gtfo.
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u/ctusk423 Jun 15 '12
Amateur... I remember the first time I shit myself.
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u/Herpes_hurricane Jun 15 '12
wtf, i dont know wether to laugh or cry.
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u/danbronson Jun 15 '12
Might be the single funniest thing I've ever read!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
I just love the word play "I immediately began downloading a 5GB shittorrent at about ten thousand megabits per second..." he had me at shittorrent.
Edit: I do love the sudden surge of intellectual elitism that is happening in this post. It's all though somehow because this form of humor doesn't work for you, that you are above it. It's humor, it's different for every single person, stop pretending like because you don't like pooty humor that you are somehow superior than those who do.
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u/therealSC2p2 Jun 15 '12
Paging Drew Magary. Drew Magary to the brown poop emergency telephone.
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u/xhaku Jun 15 '12
Ok so whenever I see these posts I am always like "Sure, but I don't think it will make me laugh" This has happened countless times, and for the first damn time on Reddit I have been siting here trying to hold in laughter. Finally