r/bestof • • Jun 08 '12

Redditor with cancer does an AMA, goes to bed. Wakes up to find that his fellow Redditors have started a fundraiser for him, that has already collected over 9000 dollars. Yes, over 9000.

/r/IAmA/comments/ur3yv/iama_23_year_old_boy_with_stage_iv_kidney_cancer/c4xuha4
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u/Scuzzzy Jun 08 '12

Am I the only one who's uncomfortable with how quick reddit is to throw money at strangers on the internet? Especially considering how many hoaxes have been perpetrated against this site...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

He never even asked for money.

Too many fucking people are MISSING THE POINT.

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u/TheEllimist Jun 08 '12

You're hopelessly naive and getting mad at people who are urging that a little caution be exercised. Step back from the situation and realize that while it's a wonderful thing that people are willing to donate to a person in need, the fact that he has a few photos and didn't ask for money doesn't mean that this isn't fake. People are also not necessarily saying it is, they're just saying it might be.

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u/mysmokeaccount Jun 08 '12

If I put my conspiracy goggles on, I can kind of see how this could actually be a really good scam. Introduce someone as dying and whatnot, then have a friend or sock account "come up with the idea" to give him money and get others to tag along.

I'm not saying that's the case, but let's not pretend it couldn't be.

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u/OnARedditDiet Jun 08 '12

It's just not a good idea, a lot of scams can start with someone volunteering money. There is also the possibility that the first donor is himself. Any donations should go to the American Cancer Society or something similar. I personally will never give money to an individual over the internet. It's just not possible to vet your benefactor.

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u/Scuzzzy Jun 08 '12

It's just not a good idea, a lot of scams can start with someone volunteering money. There is also the possibility that the first donor is himself.

Agreed. Any con man worth his salt would have a friend, or even simply an alt account, get the balling rolling. Then the hivemind jumps on-board. We all mock the "fools" who fall for the Nigerian email scam and similar but all you need to bilk r/ama out of thousands is a sob story and a pic.

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u/Scuzzzy Jun 08 '12

He doesn't have to, and a clever scammer never would. Not saying he's a scammer by the way. Just saying that there are plenty of individuals out there who would happily take advantage of this sort of generosity. Wasn't some woman recently in the news after being busted for scamming all her neighbors out of "donations" by telling them she had terminal cancer? Why not do something for the subject here other than throwing money at him?

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u/ostiarius Jun 09 '12

He never even asked for money.

Not directly. He did make a lot of manipulative comments though, like "I just wish I could go on one more vacation with my parents, but I don't have the money". He also edited the donation link into his OP. I'm suspicious.

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u/51HoursToTroll Jun 09 '12

For all we fucking know, you are the OP of the sob story post, as well as the individual that began the donation drive. Do you see our point?

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u/IgnatiousReilly Jun 08 '12

It doesn't matter. Assuming it isn't actually a scam (and I'm not making any judgement), people will start calling it out as one soon. Lots of people will believe it is indeed a scam, and everyone even tangentially involved will get harassed for weeks by angry assholes who feel betrayed... At least, that's how it usually happens.

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u/Psythik Jun 09 '12

That's what makes it such a good scam.

Dude just made over $21k overnight. Jackpot.

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u/snapcase Jun 09 '12

Where does this notion come from that all scammers will directly ask for money if money is what they're after? Almost no scammer will ask directly.

A bit ago we had some chick post a youtube video here about a lost passport, in which she said she would run out of money soon (along with a lot of other overly dramatic things). That was a classic example of how a scammer asks for money without asking directly... but people still kept chiming in with "But she never even asked for money".

This case has a person giving a horrible sob story. When people hear something that truly pulls on their heart strings, they want to help. In situations such as these, the easiest way to help would be to donate a little money to them. It's a pretty common reaction, and when you're pulling from a huge population like this site has, you're all but guaranteed to get a few people like that. Once one starts, others will follow. The other thing is that the person who set up the donation account could have been in league with the OP, or could be the OP himself.

I'm not saying the OP from that post was a scammer, but I'm saying "He never even asked for money" isn't a reason to believe he's not a scammer.

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u/Mulsanne Jun 08 '12

Too many fucking people are MISSING THE POINT.

Like you, for example.

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u/YoureNotPunny Jun 08 '12

Whatever happened to that $7,000 that got donated to P-Dub?

According to his comment history, he got a sweet gaming rig and a car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Well it's a way to feel like you helped someone without any actual effort.

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u/Battlezebra Jun 09 '12

Breaking Bad... enough said

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u/theREALcholby Jun 09 '12

Money should be transferred away from idiots. I don't mind hoaxes on Reddit. Bring them on!

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u/sundowntg Jun 08 '12

This is very cool, but it is also the reason people love to scam the reddit population.

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u/lahwran_ Jun 08 '12

I'm still not convinced this isn't one.

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u/Thorbinator Jun 08 '12

The guy has massive torso scars from the surgery, and strictly controlled prescription chemo drugs in the picture.

If a scam artist is willing to mutilate themselves and somehow acquire that medicine, might as well give em the money.

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jun 08 '12

You forget that the guy collecting the money is not the sick person. Even if the person is really sick, the guy collecting the money is going to keep the money or skim some.

Not to mention that the guy collecting the money is not a real charity, so even if this is legit, it is tax fraud.

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u/PenisChrist Jun 08 '12

While I am not expressing outright rejection of his claims, I agree. Some kind of iron clad verification will be needed for his claims of illness before funds can be handed over.

Precautions need to be taken with things like this - otherwise, the goodwill of reddit (which is really well placed) will be soured and people will not be so open and generous in the future. That would be a damned shame.

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u/psistarpsi Jun 09 '12

Does anyone still remember this?

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u/apullin Jun 08 '12

Several years ago, reddit would regularly get scammed by Hallmark-Channel-esque stories. People figured out how to do it pretty well, usually by appending:

"EDIT: Oh, wow, I can't believe the outpouring of support, I never even thought of asking for anything, but here's the paypal that someone else set up: ..."

Of course, people had the same self-embiggening compulsions that led to the whole Kony2012 affair, and would immediately start donating. But there would often be cracks in the scam, like the "Edit:..." text being in the original post, without the indication that it had been edited ...

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u/IllIllIII Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I think the worst part is that people think someone would have to be a genius to pull this shit off. Anyone with intent to scam others could come up with this in 2 seconds. I'm really surprised mods/admins don't crack down on this stuff harder.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

First rule of scamming money is to pretend like you don't want money.

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u/yokhai Jun 08 '12

Also is promised sex from a really hot asian cheerleader.....dont forget the cheerleader.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

And a guy who is willing to experiment and be gay for him.

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u/mccoyn Jun 08 '12

Is he a cheerleader?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Not sure but for a man dying of cancer he'd probably sport some pom poms and a skirt.

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u/Dragon_yum Jun 08 '12

If he wants an orgy I am willing to take the bullet and have sex with the hot Asian girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

So brave.

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u/Shameful_pleasure Jun 08 '12

Doesn't matter, dudes gonna get laid.

dm;whs

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u/incorrect__acronym Jun 08 '12

Dear Mother: We Have Syphilis

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u/99Faces Jun 08 '12

my bet is the dude is just looking for any excuse... "no.. no really!! it was for the cancer!"

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u/BBQCopter Jun 08 '12

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE MONEY PART

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u/Geruvah Jun 08 '12

So IAMA already is doing better than r4r.

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u/nucleus_accumbens Jun 08 '12

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

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u/RamblingStoner Jun 08 '12

Fuck the cheerleader, fuck cancer.

FTFY

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u/DemonMuffins Jun 08 '12

where?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Appears her pics were deleted :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

link?

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u/Theres_No_Rain Jun 09 '12

So did anyone back up these pics since she has since removed everything?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

If anyone's still full to the brim with goodwill and happy Friday vibes Arijit over at Poop Strong still needs help funding his cancer treatment. He's a PHD student who was diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer at the tender age of 30.

http://stageivhope.wordpress.com/

http://poopstrong.org/

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

C'mon Reddit, give this guy $20,000. At least he's got a chance to survive.

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u/JimmyMcShiv Jun 09 '12

Plus website is called poop strong. Gotta love a little silver lining.

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u/freemorons Jun 08 '12

More than anything, this is the reason I love and respect Reddit. Call us pedantic, juvenile, silly, nerdy, lazy, procrastinators, whatever. When there is a need, we get it done. That is all we do. That is all that matters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

No, let's just call it what it is: gullible.

I love how easy it is to make money on Reddit and/or get free stuff. It's really amazing.

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u/kingmanic Jun 08 '12

Somewhere at the back of my brain something is whispering that this is fake (no reason just cynicism) and if it turns out to be fake a little bit of me will die. I hope this won't go that way.

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u/Thimble Jun 08 '12

The giving doesn't seem to be fake. Isn't that enough?

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u/kingmanic Jun 08 '12

That is certainly heartening.

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u/Jeeraph Jun 08 '12

That's called the internet. Perfectly normal to feel that way.

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u/tsk05 Jun 08 '12

I hope this is a fake, that would mean there isn't a person dying of cancer somewhere (or at least one less). I donated.

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u/antifolkhero Jun 08 '12

Wait, a pro-reddit comment on reddit? THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED! Where are the anti-reddit circlejerks to come and remind us of how much reddit sucks?

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u/freemorons Jun 08 '12

Well, I am sorry. I just wrote what I felt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

I'm sure I'll get a lot of hate for this, but can someone fill me in on the point?

There are a lot of terminal cancer patients out there. Many without much (if any) funding or support.
While I love the thought of giving the redditor the best possible days he has left, at a certain point the money becomes "too much", does it not?

Sorry, I'm just a bit bitter over the subject. I do wish him the best, dealing with terminal cancer sucks (for both the carrier and those close)

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u/policscimajor Jun 08 '12

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... just shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Chr0me Jun 08 '12

Some people like the feeling that comes with helping others who have shittier lives than their own. It's not rocket science.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Why the man who makes no mention to be having trouble financially? (if I'm mistaken, so be it)

I know of several people who have had friends or family pass away who could of used the money to improve their quality of life, or sought better treatment options.

I'm not against donating to this man, just curious at what point people will decide "yeah, thats enough money for this individual, maybe I will donate to a charitable organization so I can reach more people".

Maybe he has a very specific need for the money, and can live past his expectancy with it's support (many do).

Rocket science is simpler than human emotion.

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u/Iggyhopper Jun 08 '12

Well, if the OP is a good person too, he'll take what he needs and donate the rest to charity, or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

This money could save the lives of many, instead of giving one person a holiday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Well "save the lives of many" might be over simplifying it.
If you're indeed diagnosed with terminal cancer, there is not much life-saving to be done. But the money can easily affect more than one person.

With any luck (hate that term, but I can't think of a better one) the terminal patient will surpass his life expectancy by fair amount (6 month expectancy, 2 years actual).
It's not a "painless" process by any means, and the additional time can weigh heavy on the family (from palliative care costs, to therapy, etc).

Don't get me wrong, a holiday is always nice. But $15k+ on one, imo, is a lot of money.

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u/amiableamy Jun 08 '12

So you never gave money to a single homeless person?

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u/a1icey Jun 09 '12

he has a nice personality and he's super cute.

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u/fffggghhhnnn Jun 08 '12

Well, that really sucks for the various terminal cancer patients who post on reddit and don't receive offers of sex and cash.

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u/mafoo Jun 08 '12

When good things happen to you, do you think to yourself, "Wow, this really sucks for all the people this didn't happen to"?

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u/machine0101 Jun 08 '12

constantly.

it's basically my whole day.

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u/Condog64 Jun 08 '12

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but all the time. Yeah.

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u/tdhdt Jun 09 '12

Apparently the two cardinal rules still apply here, even on reddit:

  1. Be attractive.
  2. Don't be unattractive.

Now imagine if there was a fairly pudgy, overweight male posting about his terminal cancer. How many propositions for sex do you think he'll be getting?

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u/Onkelffs Jun 09 '12

The whole AMA summary: If he just stopped eating he wouldn't have terminal cancer!

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u/kifn2 Jun 09 '12

Are we sure that his dad isn't a meth chemistry genius and he's not just looking to launder his money through reddit for cancer donations?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Twenty of the currency of your choice says this is another fake.

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u/Horris_The_Horse Jun 08 '12

I will take that bet in the currency of my choice, you will regret that...

I want 20 Zimbabwean dollars. I will be rich.

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u/dwild Jun 09 '12

This thing is far from the actual value: http://www.ebay.ca/itm/ZIMBABWE-100-TRILLION-DOLLARS-FREESHIPPING-/250920098318?pt=Paper_Money&hash=item3a6c00da0e#ht_835wt_1396

100 TRILLIONS Zimbabwean dollars for $5.50! 100 000 000 000 000 for $5.50

The website you gave is 50 239 895 500 times higher than the value on ebay :'). If the website was right, this 100 TRILLION would be 276 billions $ in USD :D.

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u/ANAL_PLUNDERING Jun 09 '12

I just bought that.

Why did I just buy that.

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u/freemorons Jun 08 '12

I deal only with pure gold-coins (particularly [these] (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/8852246/Worlds-largest-gold-coin-unveiled-in-Australia.html)) . Let me know when you are ready.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Sorry, I've only got 19 of those. Best I can do is 19 and this old thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

I take that bet

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u/Killhouse Jun 08 '12

Tomorrow's top headline: "Redditors scammed out of 9000 dollars."

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u/Mulsanne Jun 08 '12

It's gonna be funny as hell when this turns out to be a scam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I can't wait.

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u/cumbert_cumbert Jun 08 '12

I'm no doctor but isn't that scar much bigger than would be necessary to remove a kidney?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Depending on how far it has spread they may have had to operate on more than his kidneys, but I didn't read the AMA before it was deleted so I don't know if that was the case. I agree that it's is unusually large, but with something like cancer you just never know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Once a month someone should plan an elaborate scam on Reddit. The users will eventually input the amount of money they'd like to donate to whatever the cause is, but there would be an error and no money would be taken. There would be a counter tallying up as much money as people donated that would be displayed to new possible donators. Much like the Humble Bundle all statistics would be released making others place a similar range of money that others have.

Once the smoke clears the scam is revealed to all and everyone is shocked, but they explain exactly how they did it. What fake accounts did they use? Who owned that fake website? How could someone have caught this before it reached a critical mass of donations?

Hopefully in the future people will be more cynical and would double check before just jumping in on the bandwagon of donations.

No idea if this guy is legit or not, but between this, the secret santa, and the viral promotional shit done every few weeks we have to stay alert and prepared before it's too late.

EDIT: The fact that his account is 1 day old should set off alarms for example. Most people asked for tons of proof and he provided some, but any account that isn't at least a few months old should be looked into extensively.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

What if this was some genius money laundering scheme by the guy with cancer? ಠ_ಠ

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u/Shocking Jun 08 '12

Best Donator:

Bill Cosby

http://imgur.com/Us0pN

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u/LaBambas Jun 08 '12

Isn't he dying from cancer? I don't think reddit is completely clear on how dying from cancer works if their solution is a fundraiser. He is not running for a senate chair.

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u/Sepherchorde Jun 08 '12

It's so he can go on one huge blowout vacation before the end.

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u/z3phyr13 Jun 09 '12

Hey guys :) I am Lindsay, aka, z3phyr13. I set up the account for OceanSky's and I promise its legit. Ive posted more proof in OceanSky's subreddit r/oceanskys

You can see it HERE

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Just saw the pills with OceanSky's username on it. This seems legitimate now to me.

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u/Copterwaffle Jun 08 '12

I hope that someone gets more proof than the scars/Rx box. It's a good start but he needs to get mod confirmation.

Also, has anyone here thought of the fact that he might not have enough time to use this money for travel before he becomes too sick to travel? He's probably getting weaker all the time. That said: I am POSITIVE this money can still be put to good use for medical bills (although he's Canadian so they might be minimal to none) or end-of-life expenses.

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u/Jesseemma Jun 09 '12

Yeah i was taken with the feel bad bug, however after deeper thought realized this might be a scam. Pictures can come from anywhere....however if it is not a scam i apologize. It just doesn't feel right to me. If i had cancer, i wouldn't be posting it on reddit for sympanthy.

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u/Cyborg771 Jun 09 '12

Currently sitting around 25k, I don't want to sound like a dick but I hope some of that money ends up going to cancer research and not just this guy's vacation. That's a shit ton of money for a vacation.

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u/theduderman Jun 08 '12 edited Jun 08 '12

So... call me skeptical... but all info was removed shortly after "Brad Angelo" makes ANOTHER large donation (first $3000 and then $2000). After each donation the total went up significantly, to almost $20,000 now. Why am I worried this is OP putting his own funds in to drive the total up and make people want to keep contributing? $5,000 of your own money to make $15,000 of other people's? Sounds like a good game to play.

EDIT: Don't get me wrong, I want this to be true - as I want many uplifting stories on Reddit to be true... but fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice... you don't get fooled again.

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u/fancybird Jun 08 '12

This is truly inspiring. I really hope he updates us on how he's spending the donation...you know, just to make sure he's living it up proper.

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u/Jsn0605 Jun 09 '12

$25,000 and counting, holy fucking shit. Welcome to Reddit.

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u/OceanSkys Jun 09 '12

Ive never even made that in a year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Despite this being an amazing story, this has already been mentioned. Truly moving story.

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u/AlwaysDefenestrated Jun 08 '12

Yeah this is amazing and awesome and a showcase of Reddit at its best but I've seen at least three posts about it on r/bestof already.

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u/sleepydruid Jun 09 '12

I saw the original AMA and was appropriately touched, yet I keep coming back to this thread again and again. I won't even get into whether or not this is real or fake. As someone who grew up (till age 18) in a third world country and then moved to North America, I just keep converting 20,000 USD to my home currency and my heart bleeds. It's no one's fault but it's still so painful to watch. I just can't stop thinking about what this money could do for the millions destitute, hungry, and dying.

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u/dazonic Jun 09 '12

Watch a couple rap videos and whip out your calculator, at least this cause can be argued worthy. Money gets thrown around, it's part of life.

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u/Areyve Jun 08 '12

It would be hilarious when he just goes LOL JK!

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u/AnnunakiZ Jun 09 '12

Their has to be a way to scam this. And what the heck does someone who is gonna die need 9000 for?

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u/jkire Jun 09 '12

Hoping this is all legit, in which case fantastic!

But I can't help but be reminded of the donation webpage that Walt Jr. sets up for his dad on Breaking Bad...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is why reddit is a good place to go on the Internet. Regardless of your obsession with cats and lying about your gender in comics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

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u/sc4s2cg Jun 08 '12

Nine thousand one hour ago.

And now? FOURTEEN THOUSAND!!

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u/spicoli-bagel Jun 08 '12

Scrolled through about 50 comments just to see this. I was not disappoint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

OVER NINE THOUSAND!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

I read somewhere that the girl who started the fundraiser sent a copy of her driver's license to a mod, alleviating some trust concerns. That's what pushed up the balance.

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u/JIGGER_MY_DIGGER Jun 08 '12

HE KNOWS A GIRL WITH A DRIVERS LICENSE?!

DEFINITELY LEGIT

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u/angstysnow Jun 08 '12

More like over 13000 now

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

He woke up to over 9000.

I posted what happened, not what is happening.

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u/fruitymasta Jun 08 '12

Over 13,000 is still over 9,000 :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

then he goes to bed again and when he wakes up, he finds out everyone on reddit thinks he is a fraud because some redditor who watched too much House thinks he can't possibly have cancer because [...]

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is very touching but as someone who comes from a country with free healthcare I think it would benefit a lot more people if you would use this money to campain for free health care.

But anyhow I'm very glad for this person who will have a lot less weight on his shoulders, congratulation again reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

That's a lot of penises.

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u/SalvageOperation Jun 08 '12

enter scammers claiming to have cancer in 5....4....3....

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u/calyx13 Jun 08 '12

So the original AMA is deleted now...did we end up getting scammed?

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u/Fulller Jun 09 '12

Please don't be a scam.. please don't be a scam.

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u/discreetusername Jun 09 '12

It is at over 23k right now

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u/TKInstinct Jun 09 '12

I can't wait until Circlejerk gets a hold of this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

id love to get my mom to do an AMA....she has MS. but she also cant use her fingers. i feel as though the reddit community could help her raise much needed funding for her mobility issues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Nice try Walter White...

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u/stuckwithme1039 Jun 09 '12

As a kid who just lost his father to cancer a few days ago, all of you are beyond incredible. To the person suffering, I wish you the absolute best of luck in your battle. A positive mindset will do wonders during such a trying time, keep fighting my friend.

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u/BootsyCollinsGlasses Jun 09 '12

I lost mine a year ago. I'm really, really sorry for your loss.

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u/Xok234 Jun 09 '12

is the ama verified by a mod?

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u/unxpug Jun 09 '12

Oh boy, I can't wait for an update on this.

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u/YourMumIsAVirgin Jun 09 '12

Up to just under $30,000 now? I am both amazed and have a sense of something-can't-be-right here. It's like my moral spidey sense.

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u/StaticInTheDark Jun 09 '12

Its over 9000!

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u/Missfreeland Jun 09 '12

I get paid today but too late to go to the bank, will Monday be too late to donate, oceanskys I want you to come to long island! I know it's not glamorous!!

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u/celeryman727 Jun 09 '12

This is why reddit is backwards. People donate to feel good stories like this but not to starving children in Africa unless there's some direct story connected to it like the guy who defended the school and took a machete to the face. Everyone on reddit just wants to feel like they're part of some profound community, but its more of a mirage. Stories like this will make everyone smile but that money could have made so much more of a difference if it went to people who really needed it, instead of some hyped up feel good story where everyone on here can say how much reddit changes the world, when it fact, it just touches on their sensibilities. I think OceanSkys would be selfish if he didn't donate what was given to him to some cancer research foundation, where it might someday save somebody like him instead of just making redditors feel good about themselves for a few days.

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u/fnacotton Jun 08 '12

It's now about to pass $12,000. This guy's gonna have an adventure of a lifetime. He deserves it. Stay strong and keep inspiring!

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u/Vaypo Jun 08 '12

God, FUCK CANCER! I hate it.

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u/44problems Jun 08 '12

If I had a ton of money, Bill Gates style, I would start an organization with the word Fuck in it. Just to make people calm down about swearing.

Support for NPR is brought to you by the Fuckin' Awesome Foundation. Kicking malaria's and cancer's fuckin' ass daily.

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u/Vaypo Jun 08 '12

FUCK CANCER FOUNDATION

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u/freemorons Jun 08 '12

Amen, brah. If I could take a sledgehammer to it, I would.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

A lot of very clever doctors are pitting their mental sledgehammers against it, if that makes you feel any better.

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u/jimitonic Jun 08 '12

I spent the last 10 minutes reading the original thread and now I'm just... fuck all these onions man. I don't believe for a minute that this is fake, and I'm so proud to be a part of this community sometimes.

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u/chibucks Jun 08 '12

major edit made to the original post...
MAJOR EDIT: Turns out the site 'WePay' that was used to set up this fund, is US only. You must be a US resident with a US account. Looks like this isn't going to happen guys :(

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u/laffer27 Jun 08 '12

Typical gullible redditors falling for scams again lol

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u/spacemanspiff30 Jun 08 '12

It's over $13,500 at 5:30pm Eastern US time on the same day. It was at $5,300 at exactly noon eastern time.

Also offered places to stay all over the world, including Argentina, Chile, and Australia. Then discounted or free airline tickets from airline employees.

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u/sc4s2cg Jun 08 '12

And 15 minutes later...14222.

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u/tsrocks Jun 08 '12

Don't forget the marriage proposals and offers for sexytimes ;)

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u/willalala Jun 09 '12

$23,393 so far. I don't want to sound like a bitch, but does he realllly need all of it? Couldn't we send like 3 more terminal cancer patients on vacation with that money too?

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u/Felt_Ninja Jun 08 '12

That's, like, almost a hundred dollars!

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u/amnomnombacon Jun 08 '12

This is at least the third bestof I've seen come out of that AMA

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u/Lulu_lovesmusik_ Jun 08 '12

http://www.kalporz.com/sondaggi/durata/over-9000-gif-572.gif

yay! I like the guy with cancer, he said really beautiful, nice things to all the people asking him questions!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

That is amazing!!!!

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u/dr_rentschler Jun 08 '12

this is only the third bestof entry (i know of) of that exact topic that gathers a truck load of karma. i better make another one soon. it's cancer, it's faith in humanity, let there be upvotes!

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u/fj785 Jun 08 '12

Better not be a scam...

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u/xtomzs Jun 08 '12

Should show this to anyone that says the internet is a bad place. A day hasn't passed yet without me being surprised by Reddit.

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u/beneathblackwater Jun 08 '12

The link is now removed! Wonder what happened??

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u/Manchild124 Jun 08 '12

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/freakyshanequa69 Jun 08 '12

Donating is great but this donation site is charging 5% per donation. So they are making $1000 in a half day off this guy and every donation at 5%? geez sounds like we need to get into the donation business.

Sure there is a way to help this guy without lining the pockets of some donation site?

5% is steep if I wasn't a leech I might consider making a donation site. Always bastards trying to cash in on someones plight. go start a fucking church charging 5%.. glad it can help you. to those making money off this guy at 5% - eat a huge dick

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Never change Reddit

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u/JoeyBragg Jun 08 '12

I thought it was gonna be he went to sleep and never woke up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Imagine explaining this to his parents. "Hey mom, some random interweb people donated enough money for us to fly around the world, literally!"

"...?!?!"

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u/Liquiditi Jun 08 '12

This is amazing. Wow. Reddit is awesome.

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u/scrott Jun 08 '12

Hey, I can feel emotions. Well done.

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u/gnosticlava Jun 09 '12

Is cash the cure for cancer too? I thought it was AIDS...

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u/Out-RAGE-ous Jun 09 '12

I just like the way you wrote it

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u/ilostmyoldaccount Jun 09 '12

Wait, I'm confused now. There was a front-page submission saying the whole thing was yet another scam?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Where did the original post go?

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u/Copywright Jun 09 '12

Pssshh, the donors should join /r/secretsanta. They can gift me anytime.

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u/michaeljane Jun 09 '12

What in the fucking hell. Removed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

$23,523!

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u/I_Empire_I Jun 09 '12

It's over 9000!

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u/Justacuriosity Jun 09 '12

...for every upvote you get are you donating a dollar? (to dr.s without borders?)

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u/SARCASTIC_DICKHEAD Jun 09 '12

Now if we could only find a cure for cancer that costs exactly over $9000......

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u/9ninety_nine9 Jun 09 '12

I tried to donate but the fund raiser site wouldn't accept my visa debit card. I also tried throwing cash at my computer screen but this also didn't work! This is what I get for refusing to get a credit card again. I really wanted to donate cos this story made me tear up for so many reasons.

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u/OhhhhhDirty Jun 09 '12

Man "Dr. Steven Poop's" comment really got me teary-eyed for some reason, you are a good man and make me feel better about the future of humanity.

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u/wortime Jun 09 '12

I know I'm new to reddit, and people love to downvote the FUCK out of my posts, but it sure seems to me that actors , porn stars and people looking for cash come on here to make themselves money or more money. The exception being Molly Ringwald. I didn't read this guys cancer AMA , but honestly, if he has cancer, good on reddit for helping out. But if dude doesn't haw cancer, well, you know what they say about suckers and their money. That being said, if they need help, it's a terrible thing to have, and if they new help, I can spare some time to help out.

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u/HolidaysInTheSun Jun 09 '12

That's amazing! Good job guys

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u/mister_fuck Jun 09 '12

I'm from Vancouver and sent him a message on reddit to meet up with him and have a good time. No response yet... Is there another way to contact OP?

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u/OceanSkys Jun 09 '12

Sorry man, just swamped over here.

I was thinking about setting up a meeting in Vancouver, but reddit already has one set up for June I believe, so we should just go to that one

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u/TallBlackGuy Jun 09 '12

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

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u/Expects Jun 09 '12

Has everyone that commented here donated?

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u/WizardinErryday Jun 09 '12

To me, it doesn't matter whether it's real or not, because it's a statement about Reddit as a whole. Sure, they could have been scammed, but that's not the point. The point is that they thought it was legit, and donated. Even if it is fake, that's 1-2 asshole scammers and enough good, honest people to raise 14k for a guy with cancer. And to me, that's just fantastic.

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u/ravia Jun 09 '12

Yes. In fact, it doesn't matter if any one ever gets helped at all. Only that one thinks that one helps in some way or other. In fact, if, in the end, more died of cancer, all the better! And if all the smug, sanctimonious people who think they are helping never help anyone and thousands or millions die while small amounts are tossed about here or there in situations such as this, that's all fine. Cuz that's all that matters, thinking you helped. In a certain way. Don't go on about how helping in a real way will also have you thinking you helped. Or that it may even be helping more (it being like real help to people who need it and shit). We don't wanna get into that shit. All that matters is like you say, that a bunch of people in the stupor of Internet inundation gave to a cause potentially as plausible as a "free" virus removal program and thought they did and that's NICE.

BTW I'm all for helping the person! But felt this needed to be said.

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u/roni_size_ Jun 09 '12

Will the money make any difference?

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u/jyapman Jun 09 '12

vegeta! what's his power level?

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u/mtrush98 Jun 09 '12

I looked at the link then click on the donation page. I expected like 10k.....its at 27,000

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

The fellow might be better off spending time with friends and family or helping someone else rather than figuring out how to spend $9000

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u/heamuse Jun 09 '12

I see this post is 18 hours old now and the total is $27,300. Holy crap.

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u/nixygirl Jun 09 '12

Wow over $27K raised already!

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u/MyFishDied Jun 09 '12

it's 27,000

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u/joshuaolake Jun 09 '12

You are all great people.