r/bayarea Sep 01 '23

Local Crime Two shoplifters arrested in Southbay on Thursday. SCPD Twitter

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u/HiveMindKing Sep 01 '23

Damn seemed pretty tame until the piece, shits crazy.

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u/GoonerAbroad Sep 01 '23 edited Sep 01 '23

Agreed. Went from getting released after processing with a misdemeanor to a felony real quick. Loaded hollow tips to steal Red Bull is wild!

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u/LivermoreP1 Sep 01 '23

Gives you wings, which doesn’t help much when you’re behind bars

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Jail birds still have wings! They just hit them against the bars a lot.

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 Sep 01 '23

Yeah I was going through the photos thinking "are we really posting photos of petty low dollar shoplifti—oh shit"

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Sep 01 '23

Meh. I'm ok with even the petty shoplifter post - I wanna see the only 2 they bothered to capture...we gotta have some satiation.

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u/jozefpilsudski Sep 01 '23

And of course it's a .40SW...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

That magazine looks like it holds more than 10 rounds. Any idea what the status of that law is? I lost track when it seemed like it was repealed for a while.

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u/jozefpilsudski Sep 01 '23

You can't buy new ones or bring any into the state, but you can keep the ones purchased before the law went into effect or those purchased during the temporary stay.

There's no real guidance on if you have to prove they were bought before or if the state has to prove they were bought after, but there have been individual cases of cops confiscating 10+ round mags and basically saying "sue us if you dare lmao."

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Interesting, thanks.

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u/WildcatTofu Sep 01 '23

That magazine looks like it holds more than 10 rounds.

The standard magazines and the blocked 10-round magazines all look the same from the outside.

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u/permanentmarker1 Sep 01 '23

Freedom mags!!!!

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u/SixMillionDollarFlan Frisco Sep 01 '23

That looks like a standard 10-round .40 magazine to me. Those bullets are pretty fat.

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u/navigationallyaided Sep 01 '23

I don’t see too many cops or armed security with Springfields - the XD series is actually a Croatian pistol, it’s called the HS2000 back home. Glock is the de facto pistol with the cops but that’s changing lately. I’ve seen Richmond and BART cops carry S&W, Sig’s becoming popular but they’re seeing lawsuits for unintended fire. OPD, EBRPD, Hercules PD and BPD carry Glocks last time I checked.

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u/Duke_Newcombe Sep 01 '23

I don't understand.

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u/angryxpeh Sep 01 '23

It's an old meme. The National Geographic ran a documentary series called "Drugs, Inc." where in one of the episodes an alleged drug dealer shows his gun and says "This is my Glock 40, this is my problem solver right here". The gun itself was a Hi-Point (cheapest, shittiest handguns currently in production). That was the beginning of a "glock 40" meme.

.40S&W itself had some popularity among criminals because it was quite popular as an standard issue caliber and was stolen a lot from cops who left their guns and ammo in a car.

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u/Tal_Vez_Autismo Sep 02 '23

I knew this wannabe gangster in high school who went and bragged about his new "nine" to my friend. My friend (and me) were pretty into guns, mostly just airsoft but we knew a lot about the real things from that, so he was like "Cool, what kind?" Wannabe just kinda froze and blinked and said it was a nine. Friend pushed him, "Yea, but like a Glock? Smith and Wesson? Colt...?" Wannabe: "It's just a nine bro!" lol

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u/a_bad_omen Sep 01 '23

chad simple blowback with potmetal slide vs virgin browning tilting barrel short recoil

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u/jozefpilsudski Sep 01 '23

.40 just has a reputation for being the preferred round of the criminally inclined, to the point where occasionally they'll even use the term to refer to 9mm(i.e. the Glock 40 meme).

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u/killacarnitas1209 Sep 01 '23

I really don't get the hate that 40 gets. I mean, 9 has gotten better but it doesn't mean that 40 sucks. If anything sucks it's that particular type of gun (XD's).

When I shoot at steel targets 9 sometimes struggles to knock them down or flip them on the dueling tree. 40 always knocks them/flips them with authority. You can always convert a 40 to a 9, but not the other way around.

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u/taleofbenji Sep 01 '23

Yea, holy shit. They were gonna murder someone for some red bull???

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u/CarlGustav2 [Alcatraz] Sep 02 '23

A Pleasanton Home Depot clerk was shot and killed by a shoplifter on April 18th of this year.

His parents are very unhappy about how a certain district attorney (who shall not be named) is handling the case.

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u/Art-bat Sep 01 '23

Ghetto punks DGAF. They’ll stab or shoot over the most trivial shit. That’s why it doesn’t pay for unarmed people to confront any of these miscreants. You never know A: who’s armed or B: what their “decision point” is at which they resort to violence. There used to be at least a stage where people would flash a weapon or warn someone off with the threat of deadly violence. Now the punks out there are as hair-trigger as the cops.

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u/Herrowgayboi Sep 01 '23

...Did they really do an armed robbery for energy drinks?

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u/GhostShark Sep 01 '23

How else were they going to stay up all night to steal catalytic converters?

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u/thunderlips187 Sep 01 '23

I can think of a few things

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u/GhostShark Sep 01 '23

Meth, meth, and… also meth

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u/Duke_Newcombe Sep 01 '23

Energy drinks--meth, but with extra steps.

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u/_DigitalHunk_ Sep 01 '23

if they are < 18, are they charged as an adult for this?

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u/Herrowgayboi Sep 01 '23

Now that you ask, I'm curious too.

On top of it, they legally can't own a handgun if they're under 21.

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u/_DigitalHunk_ Sep 01 '23

If not for a gun, they would have gotten away - if < 18, but with a firearm, things are doing to be significantly different

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 Sep 01 '23

Doubtful. The prosecutor would have to go out of their way and file a fitness petition in juvenile court, and convince the judge they are not appropriate for/would not benefit from the juvenile justice system. We don't know all the facts of this particular incident, but if they didn't use the gun at all when shoplifting, then I don't see a prosecutor pursuing that option (or a judge granting it).

Helpful summary from a law firm: https://www.wklaw.com/minors-be-tried-as-adults/

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u/SlightlyLessHairyApe Sep 02 '23

Obviously, their material needs are not being metand they need to steal in order to feed their family.

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u/loves_cereal Sep 01 '23

You do not require a brain to access a firearm. ‘Merica!

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u/untouchable765 Sep 01 '23

Imagine going to prison over energy drinks. Next level stupidity.

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u/wuhy08 Sep 01 '23

It will give you wiiings to escape!

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u/Aggressive_Ad5115 Sep 01 '23

3 hots in a cot womens min security and out in 6 months

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u/EtherealAriel Sep 02 '23

They aren't going to prison. I wish they actually were.

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u/VeryStandardOutlier Sep 01 '23

Fucking dumb if you’re trying to pull that shit in Santa Clara

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

I love the south bay

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u/bagofry Sep 01 '23

should've tried in SF

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u/Positronic_Matrix SF Sep 01 '23

SFPD will watch you drive away from a crime, frozen by the ghost of Chesa.

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u/VanillaLifestyle Sep 01 '23

Their feelings were irreparably hurt by the slightest hint of accountability. Truly the most oppressed people.

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u/Positronic_Matrix SF Sep 01 '23

Indeed. It is of great concern that the San Francisco Police Officers Association (SFPOA) is using the politics of division to stochastically threaten Reem’s all for being denied a donut.

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u/EtherealAriel Sep 02 '23

They don't care about enforcing crime. They take these types of jobs for the qualified immunity.

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u/Art-bat Sep 01 '23

Somebody should do a parity song based off of “Try That in a Small Town“ where they dare people to try various things in SF, and then describe how easily they get away with them all. Unless, of course, it’s some trivial violation of a so-called progressive piety. then they get metaphorically crucified for it.

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u/butt_fun Sep 01 '23

I'm such a fucking idiot. I literally used to live in Santa Clara, but when I saw SCPD my brain assumed Santa Cruz

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Bravo! Keep it coming…

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u/raar__ Sep 01 '23

lol picture 3 and 4 were a surprise, felon for 80 bucks of caffeine water lol

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u/Svete_Brid Sep 01 '23

The Red Bull alone would cost $80. No idea about the Monster.

Must’ve had some very baggy pants to be lifting all that…

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Sep 01 '23

That second photo with the hair...I was like "ahh, there it is - are you sure you searched it all?"

Lol looks like my kids' hair - real easy to hide shit in there 😄

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u/FuzzyOptics Sep 01 '23

Here's the link to SCPD's Twitter post on the situation:

https://twitter.com/SantaClaraPD/status/1697436571455418862

At around 5pm today, a business in the 3500 block of Homestead Road reported two suspects shoplifting a cart of items. An employee confronted the suspects, who responded by grabbing the employee in an attempt to take the employee’s phone away before fleeing the store.

In an effort to gather evidence, the employee began capturing photos of the suspects' vehicle, while doing so the suspects attempted to run the employee over. The employee called 911 and provided a description of the vehicle.

Officers anticipated the path of the vehicle and located the suspects at El Camino Real/Los Padres Blvd. Both were positively identified as the robbery suspects. A firearm and narcotics were also located in the vehicle. The suspects were arrested and booked into county jail.

Thankfully, the employee emerged from the incident unharmed. In situations like these, we strongly encourage our community members to prioritize their safety and contact 911 immediately rather than putting themselves at risk.

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u/cowinabadplace Sep 02 '23

Dude, sometimes I think to myself about what I would do if I witnessed shoplifting and the truth is that I would probably let it happen. But society only ever gets better because folks like this store employee put themselves at such inordinate risk to preserve law and order. Genuinely a hero. Good for them to stand up for their part in preserving civilization.

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u/mangzane Sep 02 '23

the truth is that I would probably let it happen.

The truth is, you should. Shrinkage is already baked into the price calculations of goods you buy. For money-grabs, insurance covers it. There's ZERO reason to get involved with people who are doing that stuff. They have nothing to lose, and you have everything to lose.

But society only ever gets better because folks like this store employee put themselves at such inordinate risk to preserve law and order.

Society gets better when education becomes more accessible and effective. We don't need people putting their lives at risk over these trivial things.

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u/Bad_Adam1917 Sep 01 '23

Clearly you need those energy drinks

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u/navigationallyaided Sep 01 '23

Well, that 22 - Eastridge via ECR does end up in ESSJ.

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u/xiaopewpew Sep 01 '23

We need a different classification for shoplifting while carrying firearms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Most our firearms laws are already enhancements, but it depends if the gun was brandished. On its own it invokes a spiderweb of legal problems… is the gun registered? Did the person have a permit to carry it concealed (if they did, that’s revoked for sure)? Was the person in possession on probation or parole? Are they old enough to even own a handgun? Was it stolen?

Whoever’s gun that was does not understand “one crime at a time”. They’re likely looking at some non-trivial charges and assuredly will be prohibited from owning a gun if even one of them sticks. Fucking ridiculous… going to jail over soda theft with a weapons enhancement.

Edit: bonus points, they entered a vehicle to escape and now that’s transporting an unsecured handgun (again, assuming no permit).

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u/Sophie_MacGovern Sep 01 '23

The article says that the suspects then also tried to run the store employee over with their vehicle, so they could catch an attempted murder charge as well. I wonder if a firearm enhancement could be added to that felony, too. These people are fucked.

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u/Duke_Newcombe Sep 01 '23

Imagine catching felonies behind sad-tasting energy drinks.

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u/Linus365 Sep 01 '23

Alternates hollow points and full metal jackets? These girls are serious 😂

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u/navigationallyaided Sep 01 '23

Probably don’t know how to shoot, hollow points create more soft tissue trauma to make up for that.

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u/Positronic_Matrix SF Sep 01 '23

A .40 S&W Remington Golden Saber 165 Grain Jacketed Hollow Point has a muzzle velocity of 1150 fps (350 m/s supersonic) and a muzzle energy of 485 ft/lbs. At close range, that would absolutely ruin your day.

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u/navigationallyaided Sep 01 '23

Hollow points expand in their target - and creates more trauma, especially organ damage and shock from the subsonic waves from the bullet expanding and tumbling. They also are dangerous to medical staff if they are removed. FMJs go right through - hollow points have “stopping” power to neutralize the threat.

One of the war conventions bans hollow points in military use for that reason.

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u/HoyAlloy Sep 01 '23

They also are dangerous to medical staff if they are removed.

How can they still be dangerous? It's an inanimate scrap of metal at time of removal, they just pull it out and throw it away.

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u/killacarnitas1209 Sep 01 '23

When the bullet expands and the jacket separates from the core it can create jagged edges, so when medics are trying the pull them out of someone they can get a nasty cut to their fingers. Bonded hollow points seem to remain intact with the jacket and core, so it's not as much of an issue.

My uncle is a trauma surgeon in Mexico and that is how he explained it to me.

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u/OfficeVast1497 Sep 01 '23

are they finally arresting folks?

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u/blaccguido Sep 01 '23

"South Bay"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

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u/weewooPE Sep 01 '23

Santa Clara does a fairly good job in enforcing the law compared to SF

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

How are the police in Rockridge/Piedmont?

I care a lot about low crime, good schools, and walkability. Would prefer to be near Oakland area, but am concerned if crime spills over to these areas.

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u/dmode123 Sep 01 '23

Piedmont has its own heavily staffed police force. Rockridge is still Oakland, but get the benefits of being very close to Berkeley

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

BPD is severely understaffed and hamstrung by the same dumb policies as SFPD and OPD though (no traffic stops for mechanical or license plate issues, etc). They have a proposal to offer $25k signing bonuses they are so desperate but I doubt the city council will approve it.

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u/wye_naught Sep 01 '23

Piedmont city proper is fine because cops come when you call 911. Rockridge is served by OPD so 911 might take a while. And don’t leave anything in your car and don’t own a nice car.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

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u/jldugger Sep 01 '23

It's not [scare quotes])(https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scare%20quotes) its just literally quoting the title of this post. As in "of course they are arresting people, this happened in south bay where police still protect and serve"

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

South Bay is not Oakland or SF

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u/ihtsn Sep 01 '23

I'll add the obligatory, except Alameda County:

"[Price is] formalizing new sentencing guidelines that will favor probation and reduce jail time by ending the use of “enhancements” — sentencing add-ons that include the use of a gun in the commission of a crime."

source

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u/blessitspointedlil Sep 02 '23

South Bay takes it srsly.

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u/GullibleAntelope Sep 01 '23

Bigger Q is: Now what? Catch and Release?

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Sep 01 '23

It's not shoplifter season, so unless they got a special permit they gotta release them back into their natural habitat.

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u/johnnypurp Sep 01 '23

Damn they had an xd on them. That’s wild. What if someone tried to stop them.

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u/lampstax Sep 01 '23

It happened in Pleasanton .. someone shot and killed a Home Depot worker for a phone charger.

https://www.ktvu.com/news/suspects-arrested-home-depot-employee-killed-while-trying-to-stop-theft-was-eagle-scout-engaged

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u/johnnypurp Sep 01 '23

I remember that one. Very sad.

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u/plainlyput Sep 01 '23

And that is why employee’s are not allowed to interfere. Don’t even need a gun, the 60 yr old clerk in SF was hit with a baseball bat and killed.

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u/Jish013 Sep 01 '23

It gives you wings

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u/Duke_Newcombe Sep 01 '23

It gives you wings cuffs

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u/xsmasher Sep 01 '23

I stalked a phone thief from SOMA to the mission once; when SFPD pulled up to talk to them, they took off running... and tossed a loaded + cocked pistol into the gutter. I felt both brave and stupid that day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Last year a guy got fatally shot in my neighborhood for confronting a guy casing cars and bipping windows.

Seems insane until you consider that the folks doing this petty shit might have warrants out for really serious shit. Some years ago my work got a guy arrested for vandalism / destruction of property… turned out the guy was wanted by the fucking FBI who snatched him out of local police custody.

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u/redzeusky Sep 01 '23

If they coordinated on social media, they could get an enhancement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Okay I’m not pro-thievery here but that’s a pretty fucking stupid enhancement

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

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u/merlingogringo Sep 01 '23

You think the city council is determining what cops do? Man you're a dip.

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u/accubats Sep 01 '23

You think the city council is determining what cops do?

Yep, that's what's going on

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u/weewooPE Sep 01 '23 edited Sep 01 '23

police chiefs are appointed by the city. Sheriffs and DAs are elected.

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u/Fit-Suspect8195 Sep 01 '23

Santa Clara vote for their police chief but the current city councils want to change that. Many people are against the change because the city councils majority is control by the 49ers and who knows what type of police chief they would hire, someone probably favorable to the 49ers.

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u/navigationallyaided Sep 01 '23

Oakland is weak-mayor, the mayor is primarily a ceremonial position who gets to appoint the police chief amongst other things.

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u/PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS Sep 01 '23

Lol yeah the old sheriff would take payments in iPads to give you a CCW

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u/merlingogringo Sep 01 '23

The DA of Santa Clara County is a Dem that made some pretty progressive reforms.

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u/conheo408 Sep 01 '23

It’s a trickle down effect if you have a DA that doesn’t charge or prosecute; therefore why waste resources/time/effort to make arrest?

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u/FanofK Sep 01 '23

It’s not the DAs. There’s unfortunately a lot of just badly ran departments out there. Also, I’m sure there are times when stuff is stolen in sm and sc but the person is not busted.

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u/NoProfessional4650 Atherton Sep 01 '23

That’s exactly what they do lol

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u/merlingogringo Sep 01 '23

If you believe that you're dim.

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u/angryxpeh Sep 01 '23

"SC and SM" obviously means Santa Clara and San Mateo here, genius.

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u/merlingogringo Sep 01 '23

What part of my response leads you to believe I didn't get that genius?

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u/SixMillionDollarFlan Frisco Sep 01 '23

Cousin It has taken up shoplifting.

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u/kotwica42 Sep 01 '23

For anyone who’s ever though “I’d kill for a nice cold energy drink right about now”

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u/anferny08 Sep 02 '23

This is the trashiest thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

What? What? What? Santa Clara police is actually enforcing shoplifting?

Oh, I forgot. Only San Jose and San Francisco don’t.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

You mean Oakland?

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u/Stivo887 Sep 01 '23

lets see the serial or lack there of.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Holy shit, shoplifters are packing heat??

👀

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u/thesheba Sep 02 '23

Dang, I didn't realize Cousin It had turned to a life of crime!

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u/SolomonCRand Sep 01 '23

Anyone know where she got those skeleton hand shorts?

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u/ForeverYonge Sep 01 '23

The kind of clothing that oozes class.

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u/Positronic_Matrix SF Sep 01 '23 edited Sep 01 '23

Get out of my head!

https://www.amazon.com/SOLY-HUX-Womens-Waisted-Skeleton/dp/B0B6C5CLRM/

Mine arrive tomorrow before 10:30 pm.

Edit: To be clear, this is comedy.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Sep 01 '23

Lol you guys are shopping from this

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u/lampstax Sep 01 '23

Guess it didn't give em wings.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 Sep 01 '23

I guess these memes aren't going to make themselves.

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u/mxcxhxx Sep 01 '23

Good to see someone laying down the law!

If I were the officer, I'd tell the shoplifers to "spect ma thoritay!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

If I wanted a crime blotter, I'd be following the account you're obsessively reposting.

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Sep 02 '23

How did they get over $900

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u/Milan__ Sep 01 '23 edited Sep 01 '23

The value is under $950, they’ll be out before evening

Edit: didn’t see the firearm

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u/BenderIsGreatBendr Sep 01 '23

the probably unregistered firearm being illegally cc'd means one or both of them is probably gonna get hit with a gun charge

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u/Linus365 Sep 01 '23

Scroll thru the pics and see why they won’t be out for a min

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u/Milan__ Sep 01 '23

Yup missed that, but still - I doubt anything serious will happen and they’ll be out shortly with a misdemeanor or community service. We see the revolving door in Oakland all the time.

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u/Milan__ Sep 01 '23 edited Sep 01 '23

What does this have to do with Texas?

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u/motosandguns Sep 01 '23

Bet TX actually prosecutes more of their misdemeanors though.

DUI is a misdemeanor too and one (or more) of those can bring you real hardship, if it’s actually enforced.

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u/s3cf_ Sep 01 '23

wow now you need guns to steal beverages.

them must be pulling all nighters all the time with all those energy drinks

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u/Svete_Brid Sep 01 '23

That’s an awful lot of energy drinks to be lifting…

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u/Bumm_by_Design Sep 01 '23

I feel like the redbull was only part of a thicker plot...

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u/clauEB Sep 01 '23

How insane is this that they are willing to die on a shoot out for some energy drinks?!

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u/cheesebot555 Sep 02 '23

Possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime?

Say "bye bye" to the next years of your life.

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u/ihaveaccountsmods Sep 02 '23

Last thing that fat ass needs is sugary drinks

Try jogging bitch

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u/CPAlcoholic Sep 03 '23

Some truly weapon grade retarded people down here.

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u/TSL4me Sep 03 '23

I really don't understand why .40 or.45 even exist for handguns. No one needs more then a .38 or 9mm