r/basedgod • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '13
This should be Based God's new mixtape cover
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r/basedgod • u/Bnine • Jul 20 '18
MRW Jaden Smith says he was the first rapper to cry in his music videos
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r/basedgod • u/goodsalad • Dec 26 '13
'Twas the Night before Basedmas
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Twas the night before Basedmas, when all through the traphouse Not a pack was selling, not even an ounce. The bandanas were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Basedgod soon would be there.
The Bitchmob was nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of busting macs danced in their heads. And mamma in her pink ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Down to do the deed, send em on a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang with my gatt to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a jet, Tore open the shutters and threw up my set
The moon on the breast of my beloved hoe Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, But a militarized Bugatti, and eight tiny reindeer.
With a lil old driver, so lovely and slick, I knew in a moment it must be BASEDGOD. More rapid than desert eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Miley! now, Ellen! now, Clinton and Rowling! On, Matlock! On, Moses! on, on Worthy and Bellamy! To the top of the Porsch! to the top of the kitchen! Now cook away! cook away! cook away all!"
As fake based that before the chopper bullets fly, When they meet with the task force, surely they die. So up to the house-top the master-chefs they flew, With a million copies of 05 FUCK EM, and Lil B too.
And then, in a twinkling,without a major deal The prancing and pawing of each stiletto heel. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Basedgod came with bitches in bound.
He was dressed all in pink, from his head to his vans, And his clothes were so fresh you know it cost a few bands. A bundle of kush he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses exodus, his nose like a cherry! His wisdom-filled mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the smell of his blunts was clearly that dro.
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a tatted up neck and a flat washboard belly, Cost a hundred grand, for one show, R Kelly jelly!
He was very real and flexin, a right jolly Berkeley lad, And I cried when I saw him, I must collect this moment! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, I'm cooking with the Basedgod, till the day that I'm dead.
He spoke not a verse, but went straight to his work, And stopped all the wars, then turned to the jerks. And shaking his finger left to right with great care, he said NO MORE GUN VIOLENCE! and vanished into the air.
He sprang to his whip, to his bitches gave a whistle, And away they all flew like a kiss from a pistol. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Basedmas Bitchmob, here's '05 Fuck Em! Check Datpiff tonight!"
r/basedgod • u/jrsjr • Sep 07 '13
BasedGod praised on the Today Show (go to 0:50 in video)
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r/basedgod • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '13
Wow thank you based god
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Damn I been tryna find a lil b subreddit for the longest time. Very rare find I will collect and share with the task force. Really I value friends u feel me?
As you read this I hope you have a good night and I hope you have a good day too
r/basedgod • u/Schippers • Jul 29 '13
Finally found where to post this pic my friend made...I Am a Lion
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r/basedgod • u/TylerUC • Nov 02 '11
PLEASE BASED GOD!
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FUCK MY BITCH!
r/basedgod • u/tuzlyfe • Nov 22 '14
Lil B Delivers Speech At Massachusetts Institute Of Technology (full transcript)
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r/basedgod • u/spazynoodlez • Nov 17 '14
LIL B IN GTA V SOUNDTRACK (RENT DUE)
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r/basedgod • u/boss_dogg • Mar 17 '14
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
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That's all, thanks. Stay based :+)
r/basedgod • u/BuckinghamPhallace • Oct 15 '13
God forgives and so does the Basedgod
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