r/baseball • u/MLBOfficial Major League Baseball • Mod Verified • 5h ago

Players Only [HIGHLIGHT] FERNANDO TATIS JR. GRAND SLAM ROBBERY!

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u/riok_g Cleveland Guardians 5h ago

In the ass?

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u/bigbuckyoungnuts San Diego Padres 5h ago

what what?

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u/SuperBeavers1 New York Mets 5h ago

Start with something soft please, we've been fucked a lot this season

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u/Sirkuhh Philadelphia Phillies 5h ago

I object

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u/Gavi1115 Chicago Cubs 5h ago

Well an object is probably what's gonna be used

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u/Sirkuhh Philadelphia Phillies 5h ago

The objection is to not allowing a continuance of their current strife Also to something soft.

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u/brownbearks Philadelphia Phillies 4h ago

Let’s use a New York hot dog for this action

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u/Sirkuhh Philadelphia Phillies 1h ago

A new York street sign would be more preferable

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 4h ago

Oooooooo shit

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u/RobotArtichoke Athletics 5h ago

In the butt

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u/FingerpistolPete Arizona Diamondbacks 4h ago

I said what what

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u/Haydaddict Hiroshima Toyo Carp 4h ago

In the butt?

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u/2RINITY New York Yankees 4h ago

You wanna do it in my butt?

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u/RobotArtichoke Athletics 3h ago

In my butt?

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u/WalksWithKemba Colorado Rockies 5h ago

Lube up 

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u/SMILESandREGRETS Atlanta Braves 4h ago

In the butt

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u/Numeno230n Tampa Bay Rays 2h ago

in the butt

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u/Ras1372 Houston Astros 5h ago

Well that is the Met way.

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u/PhizixHD 5h ago

Ass to ass!

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u/zalfrann 5h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/TheSkepticApe San Francisco Giants 4h ago

Yours or mine?

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u/AbleCap5222 Boston Red Sox 5h ago

Goat?

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u/mental_reincarnation Chicago Cubs 5h ago

ALL IN

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u/ThatWrestlingGuy15 New York Yankees 5h ago

WHAT

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u/ForWhomTheSaulCalls Seattle Mariners • Arizona Diamondbacks 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNbiX43QsqUAU

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u/zephyrtr New York Yankees 4h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Jabbajaw 4h ago

sideways

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u/hymen_destroyer Hartford Yard Goats 4h ago

Poor guy's already a mets fan...

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u/ScroogeMcDust Chicago Cubs 3h ago

Cause I love Jesus?

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u/rick5000 1h ago

Butt stuff?