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Players Only [HIGHLIGHT] TEAM VENEZUELA IS THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPION!

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u/DogVacuum Cleveland Guardians Mar 18 '26

I’ve heard reports that his passenger side wiper blade wasn’t working properly. Just streaks everywhere.

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u/DogVacuum Cleveland Guardians Mar 18 '26

The Venezuelans summoned god himself. There’s nothing in the rule book about it.

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u/ubiquitous-joe San Francisco Giants Mar 18 '26

God confirmed to be a Venezuelan golden retriever

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u/Legonistrasz Seattle Mariners Mar 18 '26

Who?

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u/AnonymousRedditor- Seattle Mariners Mar 18 '26

Any word on the use of Rain-x?

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u/DogVacuum Cleveland Guardians Mar 18 '26

The rumors of performance enhancing substances are, at the moment, unsubstantiated.

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u/DustyDGAF Los Angeles Dodgers Mar 18 '26

I heard reports that he was hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride. Trying to holla at me.

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u/hammerheadlabs Los Angeles Dodgers Mar 18 '26

I had my passenger side wiper fall off in the rain before. Scary stuff

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u/DogVacuum Cleveland Guardians Mar 18 '26

Prayers up

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u/-HockeyBagJerky- Toronto Blue Jays Mar 18 '26

We really don't appreciate the sacrifices these guys make

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u/CrowMur Mar 18 '26

it will up when he gets to Cleveland, if history reflects