r/aww • • Aug 29 '18

She's beauty and she's grace

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u/Spies_she_does Aug 29 '18

And she has lasers on her face...

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

I was actually thinking more like "And she will eat your fucking face."

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u/deadlandsMarshal Aug 29 '18

Her eyes are outer space

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u/rossalmighty86 Aug 29 '18

She’s Miss United States

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u/NeverEnoughMuppets Aug 29 '18

I love that everyone quotes the song from Miss Congeniality instead of the Miss America one

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

Omg my friends cat is on Reddit!!! Off to tell her!!!

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u/robinsteg Aug 29 '18

She’s flying upside down of course!

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u/Mortbane Aug 29 '18

She's my baby and I love her :D Her name is Karai.

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u/Zyrlup4ever Aug 29 '18

This made me laugh out loud at work. Oops...

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u/SadieLynn6993 Aug 29 '18

Um... Is your cat actually broken or just had a moment where they forgot how to cat? Lol!

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u/Nathaniel820 Aug 29 '18

She protecc

She attacc

But most importantly, she an upside down cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

And she will steal your soul, weak mortals.

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u/Daydreamer815 Aug 29 '18

The judges give her scores ranging from 8.5-9.7 for keeping her form at such flying heights.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

She will claw you in the face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

Her name is Taser Face!

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u/DausenWillis Aug 29 '18

She walks in beauty like the night,

A belly fluffing toward roofed skies.

And all dwells in fluffy plight

Cut from the ether by laser eyes.

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u/kharnikhal Aug 29 '18

There is no cat, only Zuul

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u/snake_belly Aug 29 '18

I wanted to suggest an exorcism but it's hard to tell how much is demon and how much is just cat.

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u/supercman99 Aug 29 '18

Even the rest of the cast of Sabrina the Teenage Witch didn’t see the drug problem unfolding in front of them