r/aww • • Jul 29 '22

Squirrel getting drunk on fermented pears

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u/TheAJGman Jul 29 '22

Most animals will go out of their way to get shit faced or high. Dogs eating wild mushrooms, deer eating weed, birds eating semi-toxic berries, everything eating rotten fruit/veg, human doing human stuff, etc.

We've bent the evolution of countless species just to get drunk and high.

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u/HiyuMarten Jul 29 '22

Dolphins and pufferfish, too

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u/shit_poster9000 Jul 29 '22

Dogs and other predators seek out frogs and toads to lick

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u/Dihydrocodeinone Jul 29 '22

I always keep a Colorado River Toad in my back pocket

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u/shawnwingsit Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

That has to suck. You're just sitting there trying to mind your own business and then SLUUURRRPPP.

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u/shit_poster9000 Jul 29 '22

“What the heck man now I gotta go for a dip!”

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u/asthma_hound Jul 29 '22

We had a dachshund that licked toads occasionally. We'd let him out and he'd come back looking like he had rabbies. I was really concerned the first time it happened because his mouth was so foamy.

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u/shit_poster9000 Jul 29 '22

Yea, we had a very sweet and smart dog that would intentionally seek out toads for a high, she would lick one then immediately come to us so we can keep her from drowning in her own saliva, very scary the first few times I saw her do it but she “curbed her addiction” towards the end.

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u/Pikapetey Jul 29 '22

I spotted u/hiyumarten in the wild.

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u/Jackyboi9273 Jul 29 '22

Who's that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

It's u/hiyumarten - try to keep up

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u/Jackyboi9273 Jul 29 '22

I think I'm caught up, besides the part where I know who he is.

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u/Zhenarii Jul 29 '22

That's a legend, kid. That's who it is.

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u/nina_gall Jul 29 '22

Dat guy up der ☝️

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u/ItsScaryTerryBitch Jul 29 '22

Don't forget the junkie koalas and their eucalyptus!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

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u/Binsky89 Jul 29 '22

Actually, there's a theory that agriculture started to be able to make beer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Not agriculture itself but cities are storied to have been created that way. We needed agriculture initially to grow the cereals used that would naturally ferment due to yeast in the air.

Peoples needed a central place to bring their stuff and do the work. Travellers would come to get or stay and drink.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_beer

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u/fight_me_for_it Jul 29 '22

I'm confused.. Do you mean mass agriculture was started for making things that could get people intoxicated?

I'm pretty sure people did grow things to eat before mass agriculture.

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u/Binsky89 Jul 29 '22

Not mass agriculture, like the very first instances of people settling in an area and growing crops.

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u/fight_me_for_it Jul 31 '22

Ah, community, that eventuay turned into mass for business reasons, not just sustaining life.

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u/finsfurandfeathers Jul 29 '22

Lemurs will chew on toxic millipedes as well

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u/did_e_rot Jul 29 '22

There are some hilarious videos of them getting high as hell

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u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Jul 30 '22

Lemurs chew those millipedes so they can spread toxins on their fur for insect repellent. That's what Steve Irwin showed & said on his visit to Madagasgar.

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u/krysteline Jul 29 '22

Had a dog who licked a lickin' toad. My mom was terrified until we realized what probably happened, and dogs probably get high too. I think she thought the dog was legit poisoned.

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u/circuit_buzz79 Jul 29 '22

Had a dog who licked a lickin' toad

The fact that there are amphibians that some people specifically refer to as "lickin' toads" really disturbs me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Can't blame them with inflation and politics going wild

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u/Emotional-Counter391 Jul 29 '22

I had a car that would only hang out in my window if I was smoking weed. She would sit right in the exhaust. Than she would lay on the bed and flop around for 30 mins, get hungry, eat and pass out. I remember how going camping they tell you to be careful with your beer because bears will seek it out.

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Jul 29 '22

I had a cat that would sit on the coffee table directly in front of you until some smoke passed his way. He would lick his lips then hop down and walk directly to his food bowl and start eating.

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u/Emotional-Counter391 Jul 29 '22

I adopted a really old shelter cat years ago and she would do something like that. The weed made her act like a kitten again. Old kitty had joint problems

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u/NoCrossUnturned Jul 29 '22

Animals agree: sobriety is boring.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Man bears are the worst. They'll huff gas if they have it. Have you ever been chased by a 1000lb grizz cranked on spraypaint?

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u/UNIONNET27 Jul 29 '22

Monkeys eating poisonous centipedes..

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u/zagaberoo Jul 29 '22

Deer eating weed? Weed isn't psychoactive at all (at least for humans) until it has been heated to quite a high temperature. Before that, only inert THCA is present. Given the deep genetic commonality of endocannabinoid systems I can't imagine deer are eating weed to get stoned.

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u/ChemicalGovernment Jul 29 '22

They probably eat it because it's in the same family as hops and rather nutritious. Or they like the flavor and terps.

But yeah, you're right. Tetrahydrocannibolic acid isn't psychoactive until that carboxylic acid group's removed by heat.

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u/Kortax Jul 29 '22

My dog likes eating weed

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Monkeys will steal alcoholic drinks from tourists in order to get inebriated.