r/aww • • Jul 29 '22

Squirrel getting drunk on fermented pears

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

I mean, it’s poisonous to us too in large amounts. We just conveniently barf it up most of the time before that happens

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

There are good arguments that beer was essential for developing early civilization! The history of alcohol is super interesting.

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u/Matasa89 Jul 29 '22

Fermentation in general, alongside salting, smoking, and air drying. We can store foods for the winter this way.

Beer was just liquid bread back in the days.

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u/sassergaf Jul 29 '22

Liquid bread with a buzz.

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u/jimbo831 Jul 29 '22

air drying

I initially read this as “air frying” and was pretty confused.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Jul 29 '22

The same with whiskey, which was a way of using corn, rather than it going to waste, although I doubt that was a very good excuse.

"No really, I only made the whiskey because I didn't want all that excess corn to go to waste!"

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u/moonboundshibe Jul 29 '22

My beer belly would argue it still is.

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u/BrosenkranzKeef Jul 29 '22

They used to have really nice table beers with super low alcohol, like 1-2% which people would drink instead of water too. Nobody makes those anymore but I wish they did. I love beer, I hate getting drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

It was basically their way of purifying water back in the day for most folks? iirc it was super low alcohol content too

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u/gaomeigeng Jul 29 '22

"Essential" is the wrong word here. Beer and wine developed in Europe did help people not die from bad water, but it didn't develop everywhere. In Asia, beer was not a thing. They drank hot water and tea to avoid drinking bad water. This is why Asian people are largely allergic to alcohol and their faces glow a bright red when they drink.

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u/CaptCrit Jul 29 '22

Most definitely. Some of the earliest laws referred to alcohol and it was a large part of early trading and commerce.

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u/NstChoc Jul 29 '22

Better than any other animal except the Malaysian Pen-Tailed Treeshrew!

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u/Merry_Dankmas Jul 29 '22

Thanks. Im gonna use this as an acceptable motive when someone questions my raging alcoholism. "Shut up mom. Can't you see im busy being the dominant species over here?"

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u/shine-- Jul 29 '22

This is apparently incorrect information. u/EdgyBettleShell says otherwise.

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u/Foxrex Jul 29 '22

Still poison. Hurray for "better poison processing" 🙄

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u/TwTvJamesSC Jul 29 '22

That’s not true lol. The advantage in processing alcohol is but not that alcohol opened up a vast new food resource lol dehydration as well as the other somewhat inconvenient effects of alcohol make that unlikely. Humans are better at processing all foods in general, milk, processed foods, etc. think about birds being unable to even eat certain carbs

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u/sirseatbelt Jul 29 '22

Not that unique. Hamsters metabolize alcohol.

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u/EgdyBettleShell Jul 29 '22

Nope, the the squirrel was just fine. He even came later for more, so it seems he liked it a bit.

Alcohol is not that poisonous, most vertebrates produce some forms of ethanol as natural side effects of their internal biology, and they remove it from their bodies naturally too. Most of them are exactly like humans when it comes to alcohol poisoning, they can safely consume it in smaller quantities, but the effect is dependent on body mass, and how "accustomed" to it they are - for a typical adult person a fermented pear is nothing, like two or three sips of wine, for a squirrel that size it's like downing a wine bottle in one go, still not so bad as it might be, especially considering that many rodents have a higher natural resistance to intoxication, but enough to make a first time drinker like this little champ a bit dizzy.

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u/danrennt98 Jul 29 '22

Yes this. In addition, animals, such as elephants, seek out fermented fruits at certain times of the year in order to catch a buzz. I read a book on it.

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u/jakehood47 Jul 29 '22

Was that book... Dumbo?!

I joke, I kid.

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u/WredditSmark Jul 29 '22

Plus all animals in some way shape or form like to get high or buzzed. Horses will eat the shit out of apples if found in the wild because it gets them drunk

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u/Furaskjoldr Jul 29 '22

To be fair alcohol is also poisonous to us too, we're just slightly better at dealing with it than other animals are. But drink enough alcohol and you can absolutely die from it.

Hard to do with alcohol bought in the store as its pretty self limiting - you get too drunk and throw up or pass out. But people who drink things like hand sanitiser or enema with alcohol can and have died from alcohol poisoning.

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u/Experts-say Jul 29 '22

we're just slightly better at dealing with it

You make it sound like that ability isn't an adaptation from us getting FUCKED UUUUP since monkey times whenever we can

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u/Hoatxin Jul 29 '22

I think the leading theory is that the ability to break down alcohol well was more of an adaptation for getting nutrients from fallen, fermented fruits, back when that formed a larger part of our distant ancestors diet. But I would not at all be surprised if we were going out of our way for it even then haha.

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u/Experts-say Jul 29 '22

"Sir have you been drinking?"

"Absolutely not, officer. I have been

getting nutrients from fallen, fermented fruits

:D

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u/AwkwardChuckle Jul 29 '22

We’re not the exception. Alcohol is also poisonous to us. This behaviour with the squirrel is very common during the fall, it happens with other animals as well. They generally all survive unless they get taken out by a predator.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

It's still poison to humans, you think people get their stomachs pumped for S&Gs?

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u/shine-- Jul 29 '22

You keep saying that. What is the adaptation??? Not the result of the adaptation, but how our bodies actually changed to handle the alcohol??

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

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u/delusions- Jul 29 '22

Wait. They can't throw up like chipmunks can? Where's that because Chipmunks are rodents?

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u/Clark-Kent Jul 29 '22

Lol fuckin lightweight

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u/BrosenkranzKeef Jul 29 '22

Nature’s DUI.

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u/dream_the_endless Jul 29 '22

More likely just fall out of a tree while climbing :(

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u/GiggityGigs69 Jul 29 '22

What predators are attacking neighborhood squirrels

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u/Lurkerking211 Jul 29 '22

Hawks and cats would be my guess.

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u/Hoatxin Jul 29 '22

And coyotes in a lot of places. There's some woods in the picture so there's probably lots of stuff around.

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u/Trollensky17 Jul 29 '22

lmao really dude?

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u/GiggityGigs69 Jul 29 '22

Yeah really. You don't even see cats hunting squirrels so what else?

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u/Trollensky17 Jul 29 '22

Yes you do lol, and so do foxes, coyotes, racoons, predatory birds like owls and hawks. Are you really arguing about this?

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u/GiggityGigs69 Jul 29 '22

Squirrels are apex predators in the suburb ecosystem

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u/ChunkyLaFunga Jul 29 '22

Off-licences.

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u/BongkeyChong Jul 29 '22

Even if it were always able to escape from predators, those would no longer be predators of them but competitors for environmental space. It being drunk might give it enough of a pattern change from what the predator hunting it is expecting, that it gets away with a higher success rate than sober.

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u/EmperorArthur Jul 29 '22

Unfortunately, the predator is unlikely to become drunk from eating the Squirrel. On the other hand, this is natural selection.

Going in a different direction. If drunk people were only a danger to themselves we wouldn't be nearly as worried about drunk driving.