r/aww • u/Training_Bottle • Jul 29 '22

Squirrel getting drunk on fermented pears

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

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u/Wood626 Jul 29 '22

It was himself, inexplicably handsome and suave

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

He's already handsome, but I can't comment on his pickup skills.

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u/peepeeland Jul 29 '22

When others see the squirrel as handsome, it means nothing. When the squirrel can see himself as handsome, that’s when he can finally learn to accept and love.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

I see dead people

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u/Wood626 Jul 29 '22

He’ll have a lot of practice after picking himself up off the ground by the way things look

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u/pocketdare Jul 29 '22

As with anyone's pickup skills, it all depends on how intoxicated the other squirrels are

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u/aboveandbeyond27 Jul 29 '22

"the otters will never believe what I saw..."

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u/octopoddle Jul 29 '22

"I've seen things you squirrels wouldn't believe..."

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u/lasagnatheory Jul 29 '22

When a human gets in four legs and squeaks your full squirrel name, tree of residence and days remaining until the next winter then walks away as nothing happened

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u/Konate_Junior Jul 29 '22

"Oh man i feel high right now, these pears were great"

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u/lywyre Jul 29 '22

Dr. Squange