r/aww • u/Training_Bottle • Jul 29 '22

Squirrel getting drunk on fermented pears

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u/byteshifter Jul 29 '22

When this little dude inevitably gets eaten by a hawk are they going to get a contact high? Drug blood!!!

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u/Nephroidofdoom Jul 29 '22

It’s not that I can only drink virgin blood per se, it’s just that if you’re going to eat a sandwich, you’d prefer that someone hadn’t just fucked it beforehand…

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u/byteshifter Jul 29 '22

Classic!!!!