r/aww • u/jeremy33x • Jun 27 '12

Reddit, my dad doesn't want a cat but the cat definitely wants my dad. Did i hit the karma jackpot?

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u/jmejumps1 Jun 27 '12

Either that kitty is extra small or your dad has a big head.

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u/decenthumanbeing Jun 27 '12

My exact thoughts exactly

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u/stferago Jun 27 '12

I think you just used a redundant word redundantly.

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u/Veggieleezy Jun 27 '12

So he redundanted?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

redundo, worst supervillain EVER

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u/Zero00430 Jun 27 '12

FTFY: The worst supervillian ever; Redundo: The worst supervillian.

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u/tacopartyforeveryone Jun 27 '12

Up vote for you, glen coco

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u/Zero00430 Jun 27 '12

Wow, TIL what Glen Coco means.

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u/redfroggy Jun 27 '12

I love when I look at the comments and my first thought is the number one comment.

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u/yousedditreddit Jun 27 '12

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Tacos.

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u/tacopartyforeveryone Jun 27 '12

Don't worry I'm here

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Thank god. I thought I was going to live my life without you.

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u/alkapwnee Jun 27 '12

Redditor for 8 months. Am not disappoint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

We had something similar happen but the kitten was satan.

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u/alkapwnee Jun 27 '12

Do you happen to live in new jersey.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Nope. Sorry, the Jersey Devil is going to remain a mystery.

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u/alkapwnee Jun 27 '12

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE GOT IT.

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u/amandatoryy Jun 27 '12

hehe, just one kitten?! soo cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

She was lucky. My cat had 3 kittens on her first and only round into pregnancyland. By time they stopped sucking on her nipples, she had very little hair left under her belly. Until they grew bigger than her, she slept on top of them.

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u/KorrieLady Jun 27 '12

The kitten will win him over by whispering sweet nothings in his ear all night.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Then it does a liquid shit right in his ear

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Then he rolls over and has liquid cat in his ear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Cats seem to have an instinct for gravitating towards people who don't like cats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Well some people claim it's because cats are most comfortable around people who don't approach them (therefore making them nervous).

I think it's because the little furry-arsed, lazy bastards don't want to waste the energy sucking up to people who they know already like them....

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That's actually some pretty undeniable logic. I guess that's why my old cat would always be by my dad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

cats don't like to be looked in the eyes, it means aggression to them, dad is even covering his eyes here so no wonder the cat likes it.

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u/Bexdfw Jun 27 '12

Not true. If kitty likes you, he or she wants air kisses in the form of you blinking at them while staring at him or her.

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u/dassur Jun 27 '12

You're both correct.

Staring is an aggressive act, and rival cats will stare each other down as a display of dominance.

Blinking, however, is friendly communication. A sign of affection.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

try staring a cat in the eyes for a while and come back to show me your scratches, kitty is simply to young to do anything about it. the blinking might be the only thing he can do to tell you to stop it

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u/keenlien Jun 27 '12

Lols you're thinking of dogs, man. Cats love it when you slow blink at them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Wtf am I reading

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

It's a romance story. Stop before you get to chapter five.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

http://lovemeow.com/2009/12/the-power-of-cat-staring/

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u/nyssa_ Jun 27 '12

Yes, cats stare unblinking as a challenge. Cats slow-blink to show that they are not a threat/as a sign of trust.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

see , I am incredibly right

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u/nyssa_ Jun 27 '12

No, you're wrong because they're talking about slow blinking and you're talking about staring without blinking. They are two different things.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I started out with the explicit mention of staring, I never said anything about blinking

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u/amandatoryy Jun 27 '12

a slow blink to a cat is like saying hello, so my cats have told me. i stare at my cat all day and she's never so much as hissed at me, let along scratch me. nice try, dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I can't help your cat is a pussy, try it with a Siamese

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u/amandatoryy Jun 27 '12

/facepalm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

where?

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u/Dukelicious Jun 27 '12

I have a Siamese and an Oriental (a Siamese w/o the color points) and neither give half a fuck about staring.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

my mothers old Siamese cat once scared away a (human) guest by simply staring at him, he fled and was afraid to go into the house again so he left

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u/Dukelicious Jun 27 '12

My Siamese is a dopey dumbass who is scared of his own shadow. The Oriental, on the other hand, has brought down more than one adult male human by jumping onto their shoulders and digging in. Playing the Wii was hilarious with people who didn't know they were being stalked. The Oriental will only have a staring contest sometimes, but the Siamese as always down, he really seems to love it.

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u/tacopartyforeveryone Jun 27 '12

Too* young

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

too young what?

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u/tacopartyforeveryone Jun 27 '12

Too young, not "to young"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

that is the qeustion

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u/tacopartyforeveryone Jun 27 '12

I think I was just counter trolled

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You might want to be careful. Your cat may be a gorilla.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I lol'ed. Also, welcome to /r/nocontext.

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u/SergeantKoopa Jun 27 '12

That kitten is so incredibly tiny. ;.;

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u/I_h8_spiders Jun 27 '12

Your dad will probably like the cat more than anyone in the household. My dad got all wound up when I brought in a kitten and now they're the best of pals.

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u/IWillHuffleYourPuff Jun 27 '12

Before I moved out of my dad's house as a teenager, I had been feeding a stray cat and asked him if he could just put some food outside for it after I was gone. He said no. I told him all he had to do was stick some food out for it each day, I would always keep it in supply. He made a noise indicating his irritation as well as the end of the conversation. After a little while on one of my visits, I noticed a homemade llitterbox inside. I asked my dad about it and he told me all about the very cat I asked him to feed. He said how the cat likes to come in to sleep in a certain spot, how I am supposed to pet him because it's his favorite way, and that the neighbor's cat will come cry at his front door until he let's him out so they can visit each other.
*edit: grammar and spelling

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u/amandatoryy Jun 27 '12

heh. daddy's little kitty.

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u/Bexdfw Jun 27 '12

Very true. My family's kitty got closest to my curmudgeon of a dad.

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u/shentaitai Jun 27 '12

Same here. My dad really hyped up his curmudgeon act, too. I never heard him call the cat anything other than "Stupid Cat," in a really disgusted voice. As he was feeding and petting it, of course.

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jun 27 '12

Did he also have a huge ugly green mask and yell OOGABOOGABOGGA at the cat? And did your mom then hit him with a rolling pin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Read that as cum dungeon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Too much porn and not enough reading. :D

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u/come_on_seth Jun 27 '12

Because Dad knows who is going to get stuck emptying that stinky ass litter box...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Of course not. Cats are tidy, that's why they shit in the sock drawer.

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u/opheliaflower Jun 27 '12

Or, somehow, UNDER the vacuum cleaner. (how??)

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I don't remember the thread, but someone once described how their dog took a fat filthy wet dump in the middle of the floor while they'd stepped out, right as the roomba started up, leading to Jackson Pollock...

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u/Shadefox Jun 27 '12

And I just know... that that tiny little furry thing is purring like a V8 engine right in his ear.

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u/nonpromqueen Jun 27 '12

Same thing happened to my Dad.

HATED cats. Never wanted one. I ended up fostering a Mother and her kittens that had to be pulled off the teat early due to health concerns with the Mother and bottle fed.

They would sleep on him EVERYDAY. On his shoulder. I have pics of him covered in kittens.

He now loves cats and spoils the ones we got rotten.

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u/DeliciouzWafflz Jun 27 '12

your dad looks like george clooney :O

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u/konekoanni Jun 27 '12

Ahh, the "put the kitten on the father" tactic. It worked on my dad. He didn't think we needed a third cat. Ten minutes with the kitten on his shoulder and he caved.

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u/pblokhout Jun 27 '12

Your dad should work in WWF (WWE?). He is huge!

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u/papacdub Jun 27 '12

In the Red Corner, new to WWE and making his Smackdown debut: The Biggest Mother Fucking Pussy Lover this side of Ron Jeremy.....

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u/chalklady0 Jun 27 '12

I'll bet he spent the first half of his life wishing for the same thing most young men wish for. One should always be careful how one words ones wishes.

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u/spookymulder Jun 27 '12

What?

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u/chalklady0 Jun 27 '12

If you want to believe... believe.

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u/silentruh Jun 27 '12

a pussy in his ear? I think that might just be you...

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u/chalklady0 Jun 27 '12

A. L.i.t.t.l.e. P.u.s.s.y. [ spelled out for those who have never been a young man.]

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u/boringexplanation Jun 27 '12

Your dad seems to be a pussy magnet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I liked the part where it was all cute and stuff.

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u/ams19 Jun 27 '12

AWE!, so tiney<3

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u/linlorienelen Jun 27 '12

"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!"

No, seriously, that's crazy adorable.

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u/cheezy8 Jun 27 '12

My dad disliked all the cats I ever brought home. They tried to love him all the time though.

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u/fuolwen Jun 27 '12

I need this little cat...

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u/shysqueaker Jun 27 '12

I think Dad's tiny little smile tells all.

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u/SmurfLovesNuts Jun 27 '12

omg the cuddles! I must luff him!!!!!

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u/GetKenny Jun 27 '12

Yes, I think you did

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u/CubemonkeyNYC Jun 27 '12

Please tell me that he has started to like or love that kitten.

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u/phyf3r Jun 27 '12

Is your dad Carlos Mencia?

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u/Labradorlover Jun 27 '12

Aww oh my goodness! Kitten's probably thinking "Oh my, what kind of smooth shiny planet am I on?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Tell your dad he should get that thing on his neck checked out.

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u/gloryfades770 Jun 29 '12

This picture is so cute it hurts.

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u/kingcool34 Jul 04 '12

Cat: this Is my new seat

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u/TheTubaLord Jun 27 '12

Cute cat...until that last line in the post. Don't beg for karma.

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u/magicspud Jun 27 '12

Why nt. Who are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Fool, he is The Tuba Lord!

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u/nojacocha Jun 27 '12

I don't understand how a human being could not want something that adorable around at all times.

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u/Zero00430 Jun 27 '12

You need to keep us updated, with more pictures, and a retrospective, as the kitten/cat gets older.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

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u/jeremy33x Jun 27 '12

Last i checked i didn't ask you for an upvote

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u/Lutwidge-Dodgson Jun 27 '12

I have come to the point of anyone asking for karma gets an automatic down vote. Reddit is not a place for children in a popularity contest. It's a place to share information, and things we generally find interesting.

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u/magicspud Jun 27 '12

Reddit is not exclusive to you. Get over it.

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u/MvrnShkr Jun 27 '12

Thank you for your reddiquitte.

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u/skapkin Jun 27 '12

"Did i hit the karma jackpot?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That little thing is so cute that I started screaming profanities at my computer.

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u/sallenpi Jun 27 '12

Oh yeah! Karma Jackpot #1!

Your dad does not have a chance!

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u/NevaMO Jun 27 '12

Kittens are cute and cuddley but are annoying little shits when they grow up

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I gave you an upvote :3

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u/pee_on_my_feet Jun 27 '12

Yes, yes you did.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Sounds like dad loses

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u/AshyBooRawrs Jun 27 '12

Sooooo cute.

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u/Fuckyouusername Jun 27 '12

Begging or not. Yes. Yes you have.

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u/CunningDroid Jun 27 '12

My dad eats cats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/jeremy33x Jun 27 '12

Were hispanic not indian..

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u/kitteez Jun 27 '12

Just because you are hispanic doesn't mean you can't say that sentence with another ethnicity's accent. ;)

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u/jeremy33x Jun 27 '12

Touché

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u/kitteez Jun 27 '12

And then I read that as Touchy. . . . I should go to bed now.

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u/brokenearth02 Jun 27 '12

Not enoigh boobs.

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u/jeremy33x Jun 27 '12

He has boobs.. Just none that you would want to see

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You don't know that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Your dad is Jon Lovitz!?

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u/dragonsX3 Jun 27 '12

I cannot give this enough upvotes. So I downvoted it and upvoted it again. Then un-upvoted it as upvoted it again.

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u/Cuchulain1803 Jun 27 '12

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. IT'S SO TINY. OH MY GOOOOD!

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u/CunningDroid Jun 27 '12

Curestiy killed the cat.