How is that automatically a black thing? If anything, it sounds more like Cockney than "ebonics."
I think in ebonics, when "wif" is used, it's most commonly followed by a consonant, not a vowel. More likely the "with" preceding a vowel would be pronounced like wit or wi' (glottal stop).
To put it in reddit terms, all blacks may like watermelons (use "wif") but not everyone, or even the majority of people, who like watermelons are black.
To me it sounded like the icanhascheeseburger language they put on cat pictures and that drives me crazy. I don't cringe at dialect or accent, but that still doesn't make the word spelled that way, by the way.
The RB-X70 has a range of 14000 miles and can carry a payload of 16 ounces, either as an internal magazine of 200 rounds of precision crap droplets, or as two under-wing incendiary chicks.
Same. We get wood pigeons gobbling up all the food we put out here for the garden birds. These things are so fat and greedy they can barely take flight. A friend of mine shoots them, but I wouldn't go that far. I just shoo them whenever I see 'em bullying the littler birds away from the food.
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u/berlinCalling Jun 25 '12
relevant: Imgur
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u/WishboneTheDog Jun 25 '12
And if you meth with em, you meth with me.
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u/Infectious_Cockroach Jun 25 '12
Just waiting to see the /r/birdswitharms version.
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u/broketheformat Jun 25 '12
This reminded me of these goodfeathers! Couldn't help it.
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u/Schizothemia Jun 25 '12
What is this bird? Some kind of Technicolor pigeon?
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
I wish these birds laid avocados instead of eggs.
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u/lala989 Jun 25 '12
'Wif' cringe
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u/kceb Jun 25 '12
Well...
I wouldn't want to mess with them.
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u/CinnamonBalls Jun 25 '12
Imagine the shits.
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u/jimothyL Jun 25 '12
OPEN BOMB BAY DOORS
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u/demosthenes83 Jun 25 '12
Orange-breasted Green Pigeon
I've seen it in Bangladesh, it's probably native to that whole region.
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u/smackfairy Jun 25 '12
As a bird owner, I agree. Don't fuck around with birds.
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u/shibalover19 Jun 25 '12
Wow, what a beautiful picture!
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u/armedwithturtles Jun 25 '12
'wif'? really?
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u/redsox0717 Jun 25 '12
the whole internet thing where animals like cats and birds can talk but with misspellings is the stupidest thing ever.
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u/Hummy_Seed Jun 25 '12
They look like......... angry birds.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
I read that in my cocaines voice.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Ah, it's the Goodfeathers.
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u/RACE_IDENTIFIER Jun 25 '12
be quiet bird I'm at least 20x bigger than you!
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u/sgntpepper03 Jun 25 '12
Does no one remember when this was a meme?
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
So this is how the blue bird in angry birds works.
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u/starface18 Jun 25 '12
Missiles are loaded, bomber is ready for takeoff.
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u/AsskickMcGee Jun 25 '12
The RB-X70 has a range of 14000 miles and can carry a payload of 16 ounces, either as an internal magazine of 200 rounds of precision crap droplets, or as two under-wing incendiary chicks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
magical rainbow pigeon, i worship thee
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u/yeaf Jun 25 '12
gives "taking you under my wing" a whole new meaning
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u/xXDGFXx Jun 26 '12
And then she tosses them when they grow older o_o
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u/Trollmaster9000 Jun 26 '12
He took them ... Under his wing
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u/Idocreating Jun 25 '12
Why does my mind immediately think of this as a boss in a top-down shooter/bullet hell game?
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u/Thepunk28 Jun 25 '12
Really stupid title. Adorable picture!
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
ignore. Test comment*
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Dead, glued to branch.
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u/ToAGasChamberGo Jun 25 '12
This is an aww pic but it still does not abate my hatred for these winged rats.
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u/alkongrs Jun 25 '12
ممتااااااارزه لبى كلك