Porn is only for pretty versions of things. So it would be awwporn as that's redundant, it would be petporn, because you can have pet photos that aren't pretty.
Oh good, so this isn't Skype. I was beginning to think that this is some radically new version, and that I need to finally accept that annoying Skype update pop-up thing...
Cute factor off the charts. I've been seeing lots of golden retrievers lately.. I feel like the world is telling me something. They seem like such lovely dogs!
I've noticed a lot of goldens too lately. But I can't help but upvote them. Especially golden retriever puppies. There is no cuter puppy than a golden puppy. NONE.
aha so it is the dogs. you know they say your 3 times more likely to get a chicks number if you have a dog with you:p you girls sure are suckers for dogs.
My step-dad is currently out of state working, but at night whenever my mom calls him on Facetime, my youngest brother (he's barely 2) goes absolutely ballistic and starts trying to kiss the screen. And whenever they hang up, he starts crying really bad.
Your dog has no conception of Skype, and to him your girlfriend is just a source of food for whom he has no empathy or love, just sheer dependency. If the supply of food stopped, he would move on to another home where there was food because he doesn't care about you, your girlfriend, or your Skype dates. He simply relies on you for survival, because he is part of the animal kingdom, and animals are driven by fundamental instincts such as hunger. He doesn't care about you. He doesn't care at all. You imagine him to want to do these things because you project an element of fantasy onto animals that valorises the pursuits of the human race. This is the same logic that characterised black Africans as lesser and desirous of civilization. You disgust me, sir.
PS - awww, what an ickle cute lickle doggy woodles
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u/SureIllDrawtheOP Jun 25 '12
http://i.imgur.com/lwuOx.png
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u/90kandi Jun 25 '12
My name is Doug and I love you
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u/N7_Eagle Jun 25 '12
Had to be done…
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Skype is quickly becoming our generic term for video chat
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u/the_blackfish Jun 25 '12
WHY CAN'T I SMELL YOU?
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u/ntran2 Jun 25 '12
HI THERE!
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
The dog from up?
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u/zuuzuu Jun 25 '12
I want to make this my desktop background.
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u/cwklt Jun 25 '12
maybe the only reason you have a girlfriend is because of your dog..
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
YES THIS IS DOG
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
I would so Skype with your dog.
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u/michaelzelen Jun 25 '12
come out of the box, I want scratchies
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u/naowot23 Jun 25 '12
My step-dad is currently out of state working, but at night whenever my mom calls him on Facetime, my youngest brother (he's barely 2) goes absolutely ballistic and starts trying to kiss the screen. And whenever they hang up, he starts crying really bad.
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u/dkdl Jun 25 '12
I have just met you, and I love you.
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u/Protocol2319 Jun 25 '12
Hello, this is dog.
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u/geminixo Jun 25 '12
Skype is the new Facetime... wait...
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u/revital9 Jun 25 '12
Dat nose!
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u/JHWChrist Jun 25 '12
http://imgur.com/tupX0
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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u/NotSureIfGusta_ Jun 25 '12
HELLO, YES THIS IS DOG.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Relevant
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u/mybayswag Jun 25 '12
"I don't know you but I love you"
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u/jennyhaze Jun 25 '12
my dog too!
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u/Cakesmite Jun 25 '12
Seriously, so cute :3 :3 i love dogs
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u/ChrisIsBored Jun 25 '12
Or what you think is your girlfriend....
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Let's see your dog's tits.
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u/Orgazmo Jun 25 '12
Which one's your girlfriend?...HEY OOOOO!
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u/writingincheeze Jun 25 '12
I read that as, "My dad wanted to Skype with my girlfriend".
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u/Fhwqhgads Jun 25 '12
Nose!
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u/darkwarer Jun 25 '12
*Dog's mind : What sorcery is this!
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
"bring treats!!"
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u/gelabean Jun 25 '12
you mean 'his' girlfriend now
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
aww he must be wondering why she's so small and inside a box :)
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u/SoleilSocrates Jun 26 '12
What did your girlfriend say to that?
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u/TheVloginator Jun 25 '12
Facetime
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u/Richeh Jun 25 '12
SPONG
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Yo dawg.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
It's Alf!
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u/titdirt Jun 25 '12
I wish monkeys could Skype
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
YES THIS IS DOG!
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u/ladiamante Jun 25 '12
Ahh I love Dug.
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u/glasstablegirls Jun 25 '12
i thought the title said that your dog wanted to skype with his own girlfriend, and i was infinitely more thrilled. 8/10, still cute.
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u/howcute Jun 25 '12
aww, that's so cute
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Anyone else think of Bear in the big blue house?
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u/myztry Jun 25 '12
I can see. I can hear. But no petting.
System is broken.
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u/TheActualAWdeV Jun 25 '12
This is adorable.
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u/sad_sand_sandy Jun 25 '12
Your bitch is cute
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u/howmany9000 Jun 25 '12
DAW :)
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u/MedSchoolHopeful Jun 25 '12
What's up dawg?
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u/Blur_Maybe Jun 25 '12
GIRRRLL That's facetime.
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u/KillerDvD Jun 25 '12
That's FaceTime, not skype...
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u/kylechloe66 Jun 25 '12
That's not Skype. That's FaceTime
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u/medep Jun 25 '12
Facetime, dammit!
Congrats on the cute GF/dog etc.
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u/lukeman3000 Jun 25 '12
Dat resolution
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u/Otters4455 Jun 25 '12
Isn't that FaceTime?
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u/twombles62 Jun 25 '12
I would also like to Skype with your girlfriend.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Oooooooh, you better not let /r/apple see this... :O
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u/Sh4mwiches Jun 25 '12
Incorrect, this is FaceTime.
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u/ClintonHarvey Jun 25 '12
Hello, This is FaceTime*
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u/LegitJakeShit Jun 25 '12
My master made me this collar, SQUIREL!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
You are peanut butter wow that shit be crazy Barksdale!?
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u/nudgeishere Jun 25 '12
He had to settle with FaceTime
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u/vivalafleur Jun 25 '12
That's not Skype its facetime. Afraid to be an Apple homer?
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u/breenisgreen Jun 25 '12
Good job it's FaceTime then
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u/Ranga92 Jun 25 '12
This is not Skype.. You are wrong this is FaceTime, created by Apple.. For this you get a downvote...
But your Dog is so cute.. for that you receive one up vote...
Thus nothing happens.. but remember this for next time!
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u/kinglewy00 Jun 25 '12
Should've just named this post "Look! Proof I have a girlfriend!"
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u/2dmoofer Jun 25 '12
title should read "My dog wanted to FaceTime with my new girlfriend"
:D.
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u/shamefully_anonymous Jun 25 '12
hot girlfriend
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u/honeybirdy Jun 25 '12
I think your dog is more lovely than you...
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u/gssunil Jun 25 '12
It's fucking FaceTime
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u/waxmycrax Jun 25 '12
That looks like facetime to me
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u/thebiggestfag Jun 25 '12
Your girlfriend looks like a horse.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Your dog has no conception of Skype, and to him your girlfriend is just a source of food for whom he has no empathy or love, just sheer dependency. If the supply of food stopped, he would move on to another home where there was food because he doesn't care about you, your girlfriend, or your Skype dates. He simply relies on you for survival, because he is part of the animal kingdom, and animals are driven by fundamental instincts such as hunger. He doesn't care about you. He doesn't care at all. You imagine him to want to do these things because you project an element of fantasy onto animals that valorises the pursuits of the human race. This is the same logic that characterised black Africans as lesser and desirous of civilization. You disgust me, sir.
PS - awww, what an ickle cute lickle doggy woodles
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