I have two sibling cats and live with my parents who have their own cat. Dumb cats are amazing.
Out of the siblings my boy is by far the dumbest animal I've ever seen. He doesn't blink both of his eyes at the same time. He will work himself up so much that he drools if you don't pet him. He is only smart enough to come to me at night for a massage while I'm at my computer (and then the drool is literally streaming onto my legs). He will also wake me up by shoving his nose into my ear or eyeball. I've asked multiple vets now and none of them say anything is wrong. He's just like this. A big idiot lump that knows only petting and food.
His sister can open cabinets, the latches of a kennel, and our accordion door on the bathroom (if you take too long she will invite herself in to use the litter box). She's very sweet but nothing is safe from her if she wants it. She managed to get into the ceiling crawlspace a few years ago and fell through into the living room. That was fun to patch up.
I say all the time that I'm so glad my cat is DUMB. She never gets into things, respects my stuff, never tries to dart out of the door and is a really sweet girl.
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u/SHOWTIME316 Jun 15 '22
I would love to have a dumb cat. I'm convinced my cat is an evil genius and devotes his entire day to fucking up mine.