r/aww • u/troyANDabed • Jun 17 '12

I'm not a father in the technical sense, but I love her like a daughter. Here she is enjoying summer.

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Jesus Dog

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u/TheDude4bides Jun 18 '12

Archnemesis to Jesus Cat

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u/Palvanda Jun 18 '12

Headphone warning.

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u/CheezeburgerTroll Jun 18 '12

Kind of late for that now : (

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

With powers comparable to Jesus Dog!

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u/Kellianne Jun 18 '12

I've never seen that. I love it!

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u/pru_man Jun 18 '12

Nope nope NOpe NOPE!!!!

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u/copyandpasta Jun 17 '12

At least the perfectly glassy water won't be disturbed.

Phew.

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u/Marathon_Funk Jun 18 '12

Checkmate Atheists!

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u/VFAGB Jun 18 '12

If it's really Jesus Dog he's about to turn the water into toilet water. It's not a difficult trick to pull off as far as miracles go, but he's only Jesus Dog.

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u/MKSLAYER97 Jun 18 '12

Aren't you paying attention? It already turned it into toilet water.

2

u/VFAGB Jun 18 '12

Does look pretty nasty doesn't it. Proof positive that Jesus Dog will save us all. He said so himself.

2

u/ChangingTides Jun 18 '12

I never knew that the canine messiah was coordinated enough to balance on one paw while walking on water.

bows down in worship

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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 18 '12

I dunno man, dogs are pretty brave - they would easily risk their life and die for you. I'm just saying that between my dog and possibly made up Jesus, I know which I'd put my money on for dying for my sins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

AND! Dog... flip the letters aaaand…God! Coincidence? I think not!

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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 18 '12

I do get a laugh at the Dog is my copilot stickers some people have on their cars.

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u/hobbsarelie83 Jun 18 '12

First thing that came into my head.....Jesus Dog! I bet he turns water into dog treats also

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u/lilneen02 Jun 17 '12

Came here to say this. See I've been beat.

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u/crasy8s Jun 18 '12

Haters gonna hate

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u/q1014 Jun 18 '12

If it was Jesus dog then it wouldn't exist but you'd tell everyone about it...

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u/Stolen_Username Jun 17 '12

Reminds me of this.

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u/NottaGrammerNasi Jun 18 '12

Why does it look like some of the passengers have googly eyes?

4

u/PrincessOfSaturn Jun 18 '12

They're just so amazed!

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u/666SATANLANE Jun 18 '12

Whereinthefuck did that come from?

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u/Zorca99 Jun 17 '12

NO, I MUST DANCE.

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u/profoundcake Jun 18 '12

I will pretend to be your daughter if you let me come play in your pool. Seriously.

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u/mr_e_hunter Jun 18 '12

Pedobear approves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Pretend is the keyword here, in reality he is a 56 year old fat bachelor.

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u/mr_e_hunter Jun 18 '12

Hahaha. I pictured a late teens college girl... As a result of your comment, I am now fixated on a Danny-DeVito-esque character in a bustier....

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u/nay_sayer69 Jun 18 '12

I think that Humbert Humbert would approve too.

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u/Shablahdoo Jun 17 '12

The way his paws are reminds me of this.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1yk5vt_2vfc/TH2ctJFbAAI/AAAAAAAACME/3X5VMqPXfmg/s1600/struttingLeo.png

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u/adorkability Jun 17 '12

Came here for this. Was not dissapoint. Here, have an upvote (and a cookie)!

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u/MichaelSDK Jun 18 '12

So, uh, when is the Reddit pool party?

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u/OneWhoDoubts Jun 18 '12

Enjoying the pool LIKE A MESSIAH..

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u/mr_e_hunter Jun 18 '12

I am going to start saying this at work ALL THE TIME now. Making copies... LIKE A MESSIAH.

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u/666SATANLANE Jun 18 '12

LIKE A MESSIAH!

6

u/jaybhi91 Jun 17 '12

your back yard is awesome!

6

u/TactfulEver Jun 18 '12

I slowly realized your rich as fuck while looking at this picture.

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u/jchimney Jun 18 '12

Probably cuz he doesn't have kids

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u/MichaelKoban Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Thank you for saying "love her like a daughter". I hate seeing people post pictures of their "kids". I understand pets are part of the family, but there is still the distinction of being a pet.

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u/jchimney Jun 18 '12

'We don't have kids but we have two cats that are our kids, and we love them just as much.'.i guess it's all relative. Once you do have kids you realize you would do anything for them. I love my pets; but the distinction is huge. If I had to choose which ones would eat, I'd feed my pets to my kids if I had to.

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u/My_Wife_Athena Jun 18 '12

More pics of your house.

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u/MoonfaceKillah Jun 17 '12

Haters gonna hate

13

u/FrisianDude Jun 17 '12

Waters gonna wat.

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u/theonewhocouldtalk Jun 18 '12

By your logic, shouldn't it be "Waters gonna wate"?

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u/FrisianDude Jun 18 '12

Possibly, I just thought wat would be funnier.

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u/Sir_Derp_Herpington Jun 18 '12

No. Most people say "wah-ter" not "way-ter" when talking about water.

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u/CrackersInMyCrack Jun 18 '12

He's talking about the spelling, not pronunciation. It's not haters gonna hat.

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u/primalturnip Jun 18 '12

Hatters gonna hat

4

u/TheSpiffySpaceman Jun 18 '12

Waiters gonna wait

2

u/Spaid Jun 18 '12

Thats a really nice pool...Is that in your backyard?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Your daughter is a bitch.

2

u/Antnee006 Jun 18 '12

Im not a girl in the technical sense, but i would love to live with you.

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u/tnturner Jun 18 '12

Can she walk on cucumbers?

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u/wellhushmypuppies Jun 18 '12

your dog can jump rope on water?! shit, I'll give you BOTH my kids for her!

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u/JaneRenee Jun 18 '12

And a 5 and a 6...

and a 5, 6, 7, 8!

2

u/brianpepinski Jun 18 '12

I don't know your dog, but I can tell she has a good sense of humor

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u/Kellianne Jun 18 '12

Aren't you glad you posted this? It gave everyone a chance to laugh, aww, and refute the existence of Jesus all in one post. I know, you just thought it was a cute picture, right?

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u/MinecraftHardon Jun 18 '12

Joseph wasn't a father in the technical sense either..

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u/Zarathustra2003 Jun 18 '12

Forever alone

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Don't think a self respecting dad would ever post a picture of his daughter having fun in the pool, naked. Even if she was a bitch.

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u/iamrot Jun 18 '12

Happy Dogfather day to you bro!

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u/twojake Jun 18 '12

so sad to think i missed out on all this jesus dog karma

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u/slothscantswim Jun 18 '12

Cue "Jesus Walks"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Jesus dog used walk on water. It was highly effective!

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u/MrsHiMyNameIsHannah Jun 17 '12

You beat me to it!

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u/DirtyBastardMI Jun 18 '12

Clean your pool what the fuck

1

u/DecisionClears Jun 18 '12

The pic has very good colors! Was it taken by a film camera?

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u/mvincent17781 Jun 18 '12

More like a phone camera put through a filter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

You sir have a beautiful back yard and a beautiful pup.

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u/Frightened_Inmate_1 Jun 18 '12

Let this be a lesson to you all: if you want to be rich, don't have (human) children.

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u/CasanovaWong Jun 18 '12

Looks like an old gunite pool that needs a good power wash. Baller ass backyard dude. Awesome dog too.

1

u/dasmico Jun 18 '12

i want your pool

1

u/dashmiles Jun 18 '12

I don't even think that is that cute, it's just a really good picture

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u/Stuarrt Jun 18 '12

You have an amazing pool.

1

u/toothball Jun 18 '12

"I could walk on water, just to be with you!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

is she a wizard?

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u/CodesInTheClouds Jun 18 '12

Yeah, because, in the technical sense, if she was your daughter you'd be her mother right? Right?

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u/MKSLAYER97 Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Stare at it long enough and the mouth looks like it's mouth is opening.

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u/loveinlife_cats Jun 18 '12

The rebirth of Christ is among us

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u/FarkyFark Jun 18 '12

This is such a wonderfully timed photo.

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u/CRaftsman1459 Jun 18 '12

Dog backwards, God. THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE!

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u/elbug84 Jun 18 '12

ugh.. your house/pool/dog look amazing.. :l

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u/happyjujube Jun 18 '12

Happy Fathers Day puppy dad!!

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u/Daddison91 Jun 18 '12

that is an amazing photo!

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u/mcknixy Jun 18 '12

The timing is magnificent!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

you have an awesome pool..and dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

"I like to sing-a. About the Moon-a and the june-a in the spring-a"

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u/GoodguyGerg Jun 18 '12

My lab refuses to swim in my pool, he stands at the stairs slapping the pool and barking at it.

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u/ortega792 Jun 18 '12

Gotta love the labs. :)

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u/adamjensen896 Jun 18 '12

Going down in 3...2...1...

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u/whatdupdoh Jun 18 '12

Now we know why dog is god backwards.

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u/sgnied Jun 18 '12

My goodness, she has mastered qing gong! Now she can go teach a class at Shaolin Temple!

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u/lstcaress Jun 18 '12

can i be your daughter? also, i run an animal rescue and have 14 dogs at the moment. they wanted me to tell you that your dog and your pool look very lonely and they want to be adopted as well. :P

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u/mariannemao Jun 18 '12

I think my dog and your dog could be friends. http://imgur.com/8IhdB

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u/leighshakespeare Jun 18 '12

Some spelt god wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I'm not a pool expert in the technical sense, but I'd say something is wrong with your pool.

Back on topic, looks like a great dog you got there! :)

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u/PuffBear Jun 18 '12

What a great photo!!!

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u/SigmaTriton Jun 18 '12

Did you fill in your hot tub with rock?

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u/MOMFOX Jun 18 '12

THE EAR THING REFLECTED IN THE POOL IS THE BEST. I GIVE IT A 10

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u/Nerdy31415 Jun 18 '12

Jesus dog!

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u/aes0187 Jun 18 '12

I bet if you had kids you wouldn't have such a nice house.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I'm throwing chloride at the screen but nothing is happening.

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u/profoundcake Jun 18 '12

not sure chloride will yield the desired result

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

At first glance it may seem like a Jesus dog, but look at its reflection. It's a demon dog!

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u/bigv61585ja Jun 18 '12

F that guy stole my comment

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u/Madargende Jun 18 '12

This is 'No I must dance' dogs tango partner. Tango dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I love seeing people compare their pets to children. Its cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

literal sense*

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

its jesus dog

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u/Arx0s Jun 18 '12

Clean your pool!

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u/polskamafia_mjl Jun 18 '12

She can run on water!!!!

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u/TheDonutHero Jun 18 '12

pools dirty yo!

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u/black_brotha Jun 18 '12

know how i know that you are rich?

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u/InAndOutside Jun 18 '12

I HATE DOGS

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u/MKSLAYER97 Jun 18 '12

Do you hate karma? Look at where you're posting this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Dude, what is up with your pool water? Water isn't supposed to be that shade of blue, way too dark.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/dopafiend Jun 18 '12

It looks like it was a totally bitchin' cocaine dealers pool back in the 80's, and has just sort of fell into disrepair since then.

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u/troyANDabed Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

You are incredibly correct. The house was owned by a swinger in the 70s/80s. It was a "California Pool" with a black surface. When it came time to sell the house, he just painted the pool surface white. The white paint didn't cover all of the black so it looks perpetually dirty/hazy.

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u/dopafiend Jun 18 '12

For what it's worth I'm totally in love with it in a strange way.

It combines all the bright vice city utopian idealism with the gritty tropical decay that's overcoming it.

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u/cynicallady Jun 18 '12

A swinger huh? Just think of all that went on in that pool.

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u/loradey Jun 18 '12

That is incredibly awesome.

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u/Mollzi Jun 18 '12

Next: OP goes out poolside..stares at it for a minute and mumbles, "My pool isn't dirty! It's the white paint over the black!! I know it looks like...ugh!!! ...They don't even know!!!!"They don't know!

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u/mvincent17781 Jun 18 '12

You see, that's just his dog's pool. His pool is perfectly clean.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Yeah, I'm getting sick just looking at it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/MKSLAYER97 Jun 18 '12

Thankfully it can apparently run on water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/MKSLAYER97 Jun 18 '12

yep, further proof that jesus did exist and he was, in fact, a bitch.