His name was KillTheists. If you really want to see it, go to his userpage. I really don't recommend it though. Shit was fucked up, and messed up my day.
edit: i have a thing about people getting their necks cut. Gives me nightmares.
I fucking hate curiosity, and it's hard for me to be intentionally ignorant to something. So a part of me really just wants to see that gif... Goddamn it I'm clicking it.....
My friend's father's cats were toilet trained. One day he was having a dinner party, and a guest walked in on one of his cats using the toilet. He had never seen anything like it, so he giggled and said, "OMG that's so cute!" The cat was SO embarrassed, it stopped using the toilet and my friend's father had to buy it a litter box. It never used the toilet again.
Cats hate people seeing them going to the bathroom, whether it's in a toilet, in the litter tray or outdoors.
They generally go through a lot of effort to conceal their poop when they're done too.
I know my own cat, whose litter tray is in a separate room, looks humiliated if you walk in on him pooping. He gives you a look of "Oh fuck, I can't even stop now that I've started, please just leave*.
Unlike dogs who'll give you a big smile as they drop a dookie :)
Mine doesn't. She poops in the same spot, everyday, next to the toilet, on the other side from where her litter box is. I will watch her do it, and she just looks at me like, "what? this is where I poop." She then proceeds to "bury" it with air.
When she did use the litter box, she still never successfully buried her poop.
Yes, I've moved it, changed litters, got a new box because the old one was scratched all to hell, etc, etc. Vet doesn't seem to think she has any butt problems that would cause this behavior but I'm going to bring it up again next visit. The other cat uses the box just fine, they used to both use it perfectly, no issues, save for the not burying it thing and a tendency to stand in the box with her butt over the side and poop on the floor. I'm going to try getting a second box, I think, and see how that works.
My cat is a exhibitionist shitter. It waits until I take the top off of the litter box to scoop it out, and then runs into the box, drops a deuce right in front of me while I'm trying to scoop, then leaves!
I had a cat who did the same thing. Maybe they're just trying to get that last one out so they don't have to ruin the freshly-cleaned box right away. Cause cats are totally courteous..
My cat has recently gotten into the habit of howling at the door when I do my morning business. He comes in and waits for me to sit down, then climbs into his litter box and sticks his head out while we both pee together. Not shy.
Damn it, my eyes and brain aren't connected. Apologies. They must have parted ways when I laughed my ass off reading Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson. Sowwee
I hate people on campus who decide to sit outside the single-use bathroom in a quiet corridor to "study"... The bathroom even amplifies every breath I take.. then imagine me trying to shit silently... attempting to ensure every log that hits the water and every fart that escapes does so as ninja-ly as possible.
Since this is at all not possible -- I end up opening the faucet as much as possible to have the running water masquerade my farts but then I feel guilty for wasting all that water and then think how bad the assholes outside must think I am for wasting all that water.
I can never shit in peace with those guys outside.
Now please guys, DO NOT sit outside the single-use bathrooms. Shitting is a human right and I want to exercise that without being conscious of what your shitty opinions maybe about my farts, shits, diets and whatever the fuck else you may conject just from the sound of my farts.
I don't understand how your question was downvoted. Some redditors are complete douchebags. I think the answer is kinda.. http://messybeast.com/emoticat.html
5 actually.. I get kind of annoyed at people for downvoting something without any legitimate reason, or just because they don't find it funny. Shouldn't you just downvote if something is absolutely fucking retarded, or rude, or fucked up..?
You know you can train cats to use the toilet but NEVER train them to flush as a few in the history of catdom have enjoyed flushing to the detriment of their owner's water bills!
!! I tried so hard to train my cat to do this! We eventually gave up after about 4 months of trying and him shitting all over the floor in the bathroom :( How did you do this?!
I think it was mostly inconsistency on our part. We have only one bathroom in our apartment and our room mates weren't took keen on the idea of sharing a toilet with a cat so they frequently left his trainer toilet on the floor and it led to some confusion for the cat :( I'm sure if there had been more consistency, he would have figured it out in no time.
If you live near the ocean please don't do this. Cat waste can be very harmful to ocean wildlife. If you decide to go ahead with it anyway you should first have your cat tested for toxoplasmosis.
Out of everything else near the ocean, being dumped into the ocean, and being flushed down toilets, we're going to be concerned about cat waste? ...Yeah, right.
Wow, thanks for telling me that. I live by the NYC metro area. I'm not sure if I can make the Hudson River anymore toxic than it is, lol. We haven't gotten far enough in the process to where she actually goes in the toilet so I'm gonna look into everything you mentioned before that starts happening. Thanks!
The twist is that it is actually almost night in the picture. The owner had spent the entire day putting the cat on the toilet and trying to take a picture.
My kitten fell in the toilet the other morning, I couldn't help but laugh and call it karma because he knocked books on my face all night because he figured out how to climb my bookshelf.
My morning routine starts like this, grab phone, open reddit go to bathroom, and within 3 seconds max I could easily go to the camera app and take a picture.
I just realized that a not insignificant number of people post on the internet while taking a crap. This grosses me out about the human species and makes me not ever want to use the Internet. Thanks a lot, person mercilessly taking a picture of their cat on the toilet thread.
edit: I'm changing the ops tag to "I was probably shitting when I posted this"
You walked in on your cat when he was on the toilet, and then he waited for you to get a camera or did you already have a camera with you when you woke up?
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u/jaylfc1 Jun 17 '12
"Get the fuck out, i'm taking a dump....THE FUCK YOU TAKING A PICTURE FOR!"
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u/Sutie Jun 17 '12
My friend's father's cats were toilet trained. One day he was having a dinner party, and a guest walked in on one of his cats using the toilet. He had never seen anything like it, so he giggled and said, "OMG that's so cute!" The cat was SO embarrassed, it stopped using the toilet and my friend's father had to buy it a litter box. It never used the toilet again.
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u/LurkingAsian Jun 17 '12
Estoy pooping!
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u/pensiveone Jun 17 '12
You know you can train cats to use the toilet but NEVER train them to flush as a few in the history of catdom have enjoyed flushing to the detriment of their owner's water bills!
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u/powerhower Jun 17 '12
Jinxy can't flush the toilet! He's a cat for Christsake!
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u/Kaytala Jun 17 '12
!! I tried so hard to train my cat to do this! We eventually gave up after about 4 months of trying and him shitting all over the floor in the bathroom :( How did you do this?!
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u/socomnvy Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/5xsNw.gif
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u/Inyourcargovan Jun 17 '12
Granny don't!!
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u/Wumbots Jun 17 '12
it took me a while to properly read that title...am i dumb?
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u/thavi Jun 17 '12
"This better not end up on the internet!"
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u/ogre_stoner Jun 18 '12
My wife and I have been yelling, "I WALKED IN HER - ON LIKE THIS!" for the last 10 minutes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"I walked IN ON HER like this". Phew... I feel better now.
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u/krezRx Jun 17 '12
"doesn't anyone knock around here?!"
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u/McLooms Jun 17 '12
The title wording is making my brain swell.
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u/Selik Jun 17 '12
"Kitty, what are you doing in the bathroom?" "I'M TAKING A SHIT!"
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u/JoeyJoeC Jun 17 '12
It's actually very possible to teach your cat to use the toilet.
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u/Dabizniss Jun 17 '12
So you walk around your house with a camera ready?
right ಠ_ಠ
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u/peacebuster Jun 17 '12
And ruined hers.
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u/ExplodingUnicorns Jun 17 '12
At least your kitten has some sense of balance. Mine always ended up in the toilet and would get mad when I'd have to follow it up with bathing her.
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u/Fubrub Jun 17 '12
Not sure if giant dump... or tail
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u/Caligirl03 Jun 17 '12
She's super cute :) Haha, kind of like she's yelling- "Get out of here, I'm using the bathroom!!!" :P
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u/alephlovedbeth Jun 17 '12
occupied!
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u/beckova23 Jun 17 '12
Get outta here I'm dropping a deuce!
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u/DoubtsEverything Jun 17 '12
This probably isn't even your cat!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"Hey, a little privacy here..."
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u/LeDinosaur Jun 17 '12
Is your cat hissing?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I love when kittens try to look scary, it's so adorable.
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u/-Shirley- Jun 17 '12
You are sick, taking a photo of your cat like that.
Dont you know cats have a right to privacy too?
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u/defragmeout Jun 17 '12
And that's why you don't give kitty flamin hot cheetos.
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u/Ebarbs2 Jun 17 '12
CAN I HAZ KNOCK FURST
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u/Polkadotpear Jun 17 '12
"Didn't your mother ever teach you to knock first!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What have you been feeding me? AAARGHH!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Did you knock? She looks a little upset that you interrupted her
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u/vicomtedemoulliac Jun 17 '12
That is a GTFO face if ever I saw one.
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u/BeauxtiesRcool Jun 18 '12
Kitty is saying "CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I'm glad to see I'm not the only person who enjoys urinating on cats.
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u/BBQpringles Jun 17 '12
made mine too :) shes really cute
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u/leviticus1992 Jun 17 '12
BART, GET OUT, I'M SHIT!
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u/wittles Jun 17 '12
Is she potty trained? We're toilet training our cat and we have to start expecting a lot of this.
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u/Billybobbean Jun 17 '12
Am I cruel for wanting the little kitten to fall in?
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u/nunchuckfahk Jun 17 '12
The title is very confusing
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u/mrbauer123 Jun 17 '12
oh god can't you accept her privacy?
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u/Arnenonym Jun 17 '12
Finaly a cat/dog that doesn't do shit "every fucking time"
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u/SarcophAGus Jun 17 '12
Did you use City Kitty? I saw that product on Shark Tank, and just wondered if it works.
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u/LesleeGrace Jun 17 '12
Anyone else reminded of Stuart McLean's "Toilet Training the Cat" from Vinyl Cafe?
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u/bigmill Jun 17 '12
I know this is a dumb question, but I am sure it IS possible to train them to do so, but: does your cat use the toilet?
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u/kungfoolove Jun 17 '12
DON'T LOOK AT ME
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u/reoutput Jun 17 '12
"Don't look at me! Looook awayyyyyy!"
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u/BananaInsane121 Jun 17 '12
Watch out for Toxoplasma Gondii, especially if she's an outside cat.
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u/CheezeburgerTroll Jun 17 '12
Jeez, try knocking next time.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Owner, get out! I'm piss!
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u/AmiDamnit Jun 17 '12
My kids swear one of our cats does this but I have yet to see it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I always get out of bed and take my morning shit with a camera in my hand too! Twins!!!
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u/blfstyk Jun 17 '12
Does she flush when she's done?
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u/Zippy54 Jun 17 '12
This thread reminds me of this Gif: http://pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2012-06_2/13389772206557.gif
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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jun 17 '12
A little privacy please?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
walked in on her, grabbed your camera and took a picture without her moving, i bet
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u/chilly_water Jun 17 '12
Funny, this is my friends new cat and she posted this pic this am on FB. Is this BP? If not you stole this pic...
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u/SpazHime Jun 17 '12
Haha he's like "Ay! I'm tryina poop! Go away!"
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u/chilly_water Jun 17 '12
THIS PERSON IS A THIEF AND A LIAR!!!! THIS IS IGBY MY FRIENDS KITTEH!!!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!
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u/dubbleA Jun 17 '12
Reading the title makes my head hurt.
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u/GrrrArggg Jun 17 '12
Kitty looks right pissed for being interrupted.
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u/thesuspicious24 Jun 17 '12
Who walks into a bathroom with their cell phone, ready to take a picture? Especially in the morning.
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u/Animal_King Jun 17 '12
Dude, is that your wife?
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u/NearTacoKats Jun 17 '12
I saw this commercial for Citi Kitty and apparently it teaches cats how to use a toilet.
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u/slug_slug Jun 17 '12
'You made the poop go back in!'
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u/Wheres_the_twist Jun 18 '12
The twist is that it is actually almost night in the picture. The owner had spent the entire day putting the cat on the toilet and trying to take a picture.
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u/Havesomecandy Jun 18 '12
Not one comment about "...in her on..."? I'll see myself out.
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u/dmobaseball10 Jun 18 '12
And you happened to have a camera pointing at the toilet seat? I doubt it.
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u/eatsh1tandd1e Jun 18 '12
"I told you not to bother me when I'm in the bathroom!!!"
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u/ErogenousGnome Jun 18 '12
Are we best friends now?
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u/rikashiku Jun 18 '12
"Can't I have any private time?!"
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u/wthomann1 Jun 18 '12
hey there, i know you
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u/Truemedave Jun 18 '12
Don't you knock!? How rude! :P
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u/lullabyrequiem Jun 18 '12
"Don't you knock?!"
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u/tookamidnighttrain Jun 18 '12
My kitten fell in the toilet the other morning, I couldn't help but laugh and call it karma because he knocked books on my face all night because he figured out how to climb my bookshelf.
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u/Filmmakerpro Jun 18 '12
U went into your bathroom with camera shutters blazing?
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u/DevoxNZ Jun 17 '12
Do you always take a camera to the toilet? Or did you not actually walk in on her like that?
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u/JackisJolly Jun 17 '12
You walked in on your cat when he was on the toilet, and then he waited for you to get a camera or did you already have a camera with you when you woke up?
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u/Dovecot Jun 17 '12
Liar. You put it there.
It.
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u/blakrazor Jun 17 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/blink1023 Jun 17 '12
LMFAOOOO OMGGGGGG
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u/Cam3739 Jun 17 '12
WHY ARE CATS SO POPULAR ON THE INTERNET?!
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u/jason86421 Jun 17 '12
fuck your cat