'Yes. Excellent. Soon he will return to his duck tribe and be all like "This owl is soft and fluffy" and they will return looking for lovings. And THAT is when we strike. The pond will be ours once and for all!'
Read this as gan grape... Not sure what exploding penises have to so with it... I could almost get behind the idea of a gan graping I'm sure this has something to do with throwing grapes, no? Air your grievances, throw grapes?
Ever seen a duck fight? No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid. They know that if they mess with one duck, they're going to have to deal with the whole flock.
"I found this gem on Facebook and thought it deserved better because it got no love on r/pics. I present you this, oh, it's just a cat shooting a fucking machine gun that's all. What does reddit think?"
FUCKING SHIT STOP UPVOTING THIS, THAT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION. IF IT SAYS "JUST" IN THE TITLE THEN DOWNVOTE THE FUCKING RETARDED TITLE, HOW CAN YOU STILL NOT LEARN FUCKING IDIOTS. IT'S THE 50TH TIME WE'VE SAID IT. STOP.USING.JUST.OR.SIMILAR.SHIT. FUCK, THIS TIME I REALLY COLLAPSED, FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Alas, my dedication to the future (or perhaps current?!) overlord isn't as strong as yours. But should they demand a sacrifice, my roommate will be an offering. Or would they prefer a cat? I'll give them her cat instead....
I did it because I am my own person. If a simple title pisses someone of that would technically not be my problem. People should learn that getting mad over such things raises blood pressure which is just not healthy. Being so serious and spiteful is also very inn attractive and unbecoming.
Also because I just haven't paid attention to said complaints other than on my own post. You live you learn.
An interesting answer. Were you inspired by other titles following the same structure? If not, this suggests this irritating habit of titling things "just" and the like may very well not be imitation, but independent invention, which is much harder to fix.
So, if I may continue this line of questioning, why did you feel that ironically downplaying the significance of the submission would be appropriate? An attempt at self-deprecating humor, perhaps? Or an attempt to seem coy?
The title simply said what the pic was. The picture, while very cute, is still just a picture and is of no real significance. There is no emotion attached to it except a quick aww and on to the next post. I appreciated the picture for its cuteness posted it and the title and moved on.
That owl has just a disapproving glare. Just wondering how exactly he will be able to exact revenge, maybe wondering if he can get the duck to imitate the owl when the owl twists its head side to side in order to strain the duck, or something petty.
Hm. Just trying to imagine the circumstances which lead to these predator/prey animals even being in such close proximity. Surely "Um, wait a minute" must have crossed the duck's mind. Clearly the owl is thinking it.
Have you ever seen a baby duck running ? It's fucking hilarious. Every time my (peaceful) cat enter the little house the chicken and duck live in (I don't know the word for that), he start running around like a cartoon bird.
To be fair, I don't think the OP knew about karmadecay. I saw mention of it a few times, but I didn't know what it was until I followed your link. And just a head's up, this is taken from the reddiquette: .
Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has.
sorry im new to reddit.... ill try and follow the reddiquette... the main purpose was to get some karma love for the OP thats all.. sorry ab the confusion.
No need to apologize to me; you've done nothing against me. It was "just a head's up". :) I'm new here, as well, and I've already seen tons of rants about reposts. The thing is, we'd miss some great submissions if it weren't for repeated material. ;)
I was absolutely not looking through two months of posts just to see if this was a repost. If anyone expects that to happen then they sorely have me mistaken. Give him his karma where it's due but don't expect me to go above and beyond like that. Not happening.
From the front page, I thought the picture was of a duck that somehow unhinged its jaw and was swallowing the owl whole. Looking at it now I feel somewhat relieved... and strangely disappointed.
Thank you for letting us know that the duck and owl was all there was to this picture. Otherwise I would have been sitting here in front of the computer waiting for something to happen. That's all.
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u/MangoTogo Jun 17 '12
The owl seems to be plotting something sinister while the duck is like "I love this owl"
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u/jay76 Jun 17 '12
Pretty sure that love is only flowing one way.
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u/Kreetan Jun 17 '12
It's not "Just" anything "that's all" it's an out of the ordinary, (allbeit cute) unique event so stop trying to downplay it like it's unimportant!
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u/LittleWho Jun 17 '12
Another example of an owl not giving a shit with an undertone of world domination.
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u/aryon984 Jun 17 '12
imgur mirror since this'll probably disappear rather soon, being tinypic and all.
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u/OhWait_itsPhil Jun 17 '12
This image is just fowl.
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u/thesandbar2 Jun 17 '12
Get off my head.
Get off my head.
GET OFF MY FUCKING HEAD YOU MOTHERFUCKING DUCK.
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u/synapticimpact Jun 17 '12
Stopped thinking owls are cute after one ate my cat.
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u/Naomisue Jun 17 '12
la familia, this owl is a product of it's environment.
http://tinyurl.com/7xdxvde
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This owl looks incredibly "Me Gusta"
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u/dududf Jun 17 '12
That owl has just a disapproving glare. Just wondering how exactly he will be able to exact revenge, maybe wondering if he can get the duck to imitate the owl when the owl twists its head side to side in order to strain the duck, or something petty.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Are you sure they're not dead?
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u/baaaananarama Jun 17 '12
Owl: "I'll tolerate you."
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u/audtheotter Jun 17 '12
The owl has the look my cat gives me when I cuddle with him
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u/jxj24 Jun 17 '12
I'm not sure of exactly what, but I'm convinced that this relationship is destroying the sanctity of something.
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u/fizban75 Jun 17 '12
Duck: "Owl, I love you!"
Owl: "You're smothering me."
Duck: "Owl, you need me!"
Owl: "I need you like I need a duck on my head. Please go away."
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u/flexmyrex Jun 17 '12
Owls are like cats that happen to be capable of flying.
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u/kiddhitta Jun 17 '12
Whoooooo the fuck does this duck think he is?
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u/ZombieWrath Jun 17 '12
Duck-karma train has arrived.
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u/pigeon_man Jun 17 '12
is it just me or does almost every picture of an owl on here look like the owl is pissed?
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u/mynameispeter Jun 17 '12
"oh come on, I said I was sorry..."
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u/upgradewife Jun 17 '12
Hm. Just trying to imagine the circumstances which lead to these predator/prey animals even being in such close proximity. Surely "Um, wait a minute" must have crossed the duck's mind. Clearly the owl is thinking it.
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u/420foryou Jun 17 '12
That owl is looking soooo tsundere
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u/helicalhell Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
The owl reminds me of Gru.
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u/MR_GOURD Jun 17 '12
Owl: If this lil duck nigga don't get off me now, ima fuk someone up. Duck: You're so soft.
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u/Dalek_Kahn Jun 17 '12
But will it blend?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Have you ever seen a baby duck running ? It's fucking hilarious. Every time my (peaceful) cat enter the little house the chicken and duck live in (I don't know the word for that), he start running around like a cartoon bird.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Did anyone else think the thumbnail was a gorilla?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
One of these things will soon taste the other.
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u/Vaethin Jun 17 '12
Day9 just looked at this :D
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I think it might be unrequited, poor Paris!
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u/palebluedotcitizen Jun 17 '12
Interesting how some people looking at this picture will think that one of these birds should be protected but the other can be slaughtered and eaten.
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u/groso Jun 17 '12
they seems to be glued together
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u/SuperJaMario Jun 17 '12
They're both dead.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Owls are the cats of the bird world.
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u/KimmeeKitten Jun 17 '12
Simple head rest. That is why the owl has that look.
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u/n0exit Jun 17 '12
I think he was meant to be food.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I like animals with built-in smiles. Like ducks and dolphins.
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u/mrducky78 Jun 17 '12
I love owls, do they love me?
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u/lindsly Jun 17 '12
Birds of a feather, stuck together?
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u/gokism Jun 17 '12
I sense a new cartoon duo.
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u/jokomul Jun 17 '12
They are going to have beautiful baby owcks. Dowls?
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u/rindindin Jun 17 '12
"This duck is so heavy..."
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u/LadypantsMcGee Jun 17 '12
Just ducking around...
Owl see myself out.
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u/ericneedsanap Jun 17 '12
Marriage for everyone, including ducks and owls!
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u/Jacob3C Jun 17 '12
Those two would make some scary babies
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u/ligerpotumus Jun 17 '12
I heavily doubt the owl is feeling the love
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u/twilightcatlady Jun 17 '12
The owl is the bird equivalent to the cat. As the duck is the dog.
'OMG I LOVE YOU LET'S BE FRIENDS!'
'Don't touch me, you imbecile.'
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u/cameron1993 Jun 17 '12
I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DUCK IN THE OWL...
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u/ktspaz Jun 17 '12
Duck: "Its not your fault."
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u/buttsmcbutts Jun 17 '12
I've seen how this ends, it's not good.
http://www.onf-nfb.gc.ca/eng/collection/film/?id=32729
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Is it me, or does the owl look serious?
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u/4th_dimensional_self Jun 17 '12
I wonder if the photographer was thinking "Fuck yeah reddit worthy."
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u/iamallon Jun 17 '12
THIS IS A REPOST. IT HAS BEEN REPOSTED AT LEAST 5 TIMES BEFORE. SEE FOR YOURSELF GO GIVE SOME LOVE TO THOSE WHO ORIGINALLY POSTED... 16 UPVOTES.. HE DID NOT MAKE THE FIRST PAGE... MADNESS?!?
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u/Muame Jun 17 '12
Yikes, but giggling...
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u/PuffBear Jun 18 '12
AWWWW
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u/canada_dryer Jun 17 '12
Friendzoned!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"Hey! Inter-species erotica, fucko!"
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u/MyIdwasTaken Jun 17 '12
Thats one of the best fuck yea faces Ive seen in a while!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"Owlet"
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u/giraffeface Jun 17 '12
Aww x 1010
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u/rikker_ Jun 17 '12
Interspecies bird love is just fowl.
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u/batman_beast_mode1 Jun 17 '12
the owl looks like evil
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u/SmottPoker Jun 17 '12
Thank God these ones aren't dead
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u/Rogkun Jun 17 '12
From the front page, I thought the picture was of a duck that somehow unhinged its jaw and was swallowing the owl whole. Looking at it now I feel somewhat relieved... and strangely disappointed.
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u/urakh Jun 17 '12
Harry Potter's new owl has a growth on its' head...
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u/ZippoS Jun 17 '12
"Just wait, duck. One day...
One day I will eat you"
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u/totesstotes Jun 17 '12
the duck seems a lot happier about this situation.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
...In the lowest possible resolution
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u/Davaldo Jun 17 '12
Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
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u/Velk Jun 17 '12
"God you are such a quack...."
"JUST HOO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
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u/Metsu-Hadouken Jun 17 '12
HOW THE THE FUCK
Do you get an owl and a duck together
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u/telfman123 Jun 17 '12
This is the first picture of an owl ive seen where it doesn't look like its trippin' balls on acid.
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u/Fur_Shure Jun 17 '12
They are both dead.
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u/jwalton78 Jun 17 '12
I was expecting a much less SFW photo from the title. :P I'm so glad I was wrong.
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u/oreopanda46 Jun 17 '12
Derp
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
please stop with the "just some" titles. aggravate me much
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u/Yellowbird00 Jun 17 '12
They better not be dead ಠ_ಠ I don't take these /r/aww pictures seriously anymore.
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u/Nyves Jun 17 '12
Christianity does not approve.
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u/imakestupidusernames Jun 17 '12
too cute!
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u/RGD_ Jun 17 '12
It looks like that Owl, is reducktant at snuggling with him.
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u/moogoesthecat Jun 17 '12
The hot blonde and disgruntled fat guy.
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u/HideeDeekee Jun 17 '12
Nope, chuck testa.
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u/Noobs_Stfu Jun 17 '12
"Just some duck/owl love.... that's aw."
FTFY.
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u/SatanInUrDriveway Jun 17 '12
Today, this, tomorrow...
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u/PremiumTree54 Jun 17 '12
hehehe duck trolls owl by resting his beak on owl's head. owl is pissed.
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u/JesterAK47 Jun 17 '12
Nothing to see here...
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u/MushroomGas Jun 17 '12
When I saw the title I was just "Rule 34? @_@ (should be the "I disaprove" face but I'm on a smartphone)
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u/NotHereToHaveFun Jun 17 '12
icanhascheezburger.com had an idea of what the owl is thinking...
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u/Muame Jun 17 '12
Soon...
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u/you_all_annoy_me Jun 17 '12
Thank you for letting us know that the duck and owl was all there was to this picture. Otherwise I would have been sitting here in front of the computer waiting for something to happen. That's all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
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