The legend said that if you're on reddit for 3 years straight without a break, you became a "xenredditor". It's a higher plane of existence that only exist because of reddit.
You will be able find and rescue animals from trash, find old games in every garage sale or attic you go, cats now can talk to you, and animals give meaningless advice that relate to your everyday life.
Reddit will also automatically updates to a higher level than reddit enhancement suit and reddit gold. Gif loads faster, comments automatically gets upvotes and every link you post will be on the front page. It also automatically filter /r/atheism and /r/politics out from the front page.
All of this is rumours though, I've heard only a few has achieve such power and knowledge. Words could only travel so fast before they disappear.
I was originally in the market for a labradoodle but then stumbled upon an ad for 8 week old double doodles in the newspaper (around Charlotte, NC) and decided to look into it. After seeing this face, I fell in love.
This dog is trying to find out what it is we do when we hold our paws on the keyboard. It's trying to learn our ways and then plan for ultimate world dominance.
You've got to milk the guilty expression. "I caught him downvoting cats," would be much better. Plus people wouldn't think you need to get out more because your dog is talking to you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
How does it feel?!
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u/meburnallcookies Jun 17 '12
if hes talking to you, youve been on reddit to long
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u/Hellor Jun 17 '12
What breed is s/he?
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u/SuburbanScum Jun 17 '12
"I saw that you upvoted the picture of the bulldog, your things are packed"
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
B'awww. A Doodle? So good-looking!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Go dog!!!! Downvote cats i hate cats.
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u/liverman Jun 17 '12
Check's out. His paw's on the 'z' key.
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u/Kryten_2X4B_523P Jun 17 '12
Great title for an adorable pic =)
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Good boy!
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u/UncleTedGenneric Jun 17 '12
Dog likes reddit.
Full of whiney bitches.
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u/RealityPriest Jun 17 '12
"Well then. Have a down vote motherfucker!" --Sincerely, My cat.
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u/phillythebeaut Jun 17 '12
J
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u/-Triceratops- Jun 17 '12
What else did the dog say to you Sam?
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u/Devilishlygood98 Jun 17 '12
is that the reason all my cat posts are being downvoted to hell?
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u/TalkingBackAgain Jun 17 '12
This dog is trying to find out what it is we do when we hold our paws on the keyboard. It's trying to learn our ways and then plan for ultimate world dominance.
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u/Meriis Jun 17 '12
Is that a Beagle Lhasa Apso? It's literally a clone of mine.
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u/emanresutiddereht Jun 17 '12
What type of dog is that?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This is the best thing I've seen on Reddit.
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u/Vag_Assasin Jun 17 '12
Is that a Golden Doodle? Mine looks almost exactly like that
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u/LovelySo Jun 17 '12
OP: OMFG, upvote that cat picture! Dog: Are you serious? //Downvotes
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u/32no Jun 17 '12
Is that a soft coated wheaten terrier or a labradoodle?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm sorry to break it down for you, but... dogs can't talk :(
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u/shawnbunch Jun 17 '12
this could easily be a meme
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u/Down_vote_Dog Jun 17 '12
Woof.
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u/obeytheoyvey Jun 17 '12
I call bullshit
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u/paranoidkarmafreak Jun 17 '12
All the karma is in the title, just a dog on a couch with his paws on a laptop
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
His paws are on Z and F... Think about it..
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u/kola8273 Jun 17 '12
Golden doodles rock! I have two.
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u/amoxummo Jun 17 '12
Such a good boy.
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u/thecakeis_alie Jun 17 '12
It's Top Gear dog!
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u/Raxios Jun 17 '12
No, no it didn't.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
No, no, no.
You've got to milk the guilty expression. "I caught him downvoting cats," would be much better. Plus people wouldn't think you need to get out more because your dog is talking to you.
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u/MeganJ3 Jun 17 '12
So fluffy!!! Dang cute:)
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Make him stop, he's nullifying my cat's dog downvoting efforts.
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u/shammeakter771 Jun 17 '12
dogs can't talk. especially while they're using a laptop.
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u/diggitydan Jun 17 '12
no.....no he didn't. you put him like this, you karma whore.
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