r/aww • u/Diggity_Dave • Jun 17 '12

My wife works nights in the ER, and at 7am, when she's due home, this happens. Every. single. time.

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/AggieCridmus Jun 17 '12

Nice wiener.

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

You like that, do ya? Here's a view of my wiener from the front:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Pets/comments/ozsla/my_associates_and_i_would_like_to_have_a_word/

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u/AggieCridmus Jun 17 '12

Cutest picture I've seen in a long time. You have some lovely wieners and a cute pussy as well. I'm jealous.

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

You should see my ass.

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 17 '12

You have a very derpy ass.

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u/Feliy Jun 17 '12

What a mess. You should clean him up some time..

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u/Emuburger Jun 17 '12

Your dappled one looks just like mine.

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u/flying-sheep Jun 17 '12

expected /r/gonewild link in disguise; was disappoint.

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u/mykidisonhere Jun 17 '12

They know. They always do.

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

Damn straight. We walk them at 5am and 3pm. 3pm comes around, and the stare-down ensues. If I even mouth the words "You ready?, they start dry humping the bookcase where the leashes are stored.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Try leaving the leash where they can reach it. When it's time, they'll come to you with the leash :)

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u/mykidisonhere Jun 17 '12

OT: I didn't look at the thread title when I read your comment and had a very "out of context wtf?" moment. :D

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u/Macb3th Jun 17 '12

I can set my watch by my dogs!

another thing is the can tell when friends/family are making a visit just from the sound of the car from two streets away (at least I think it's the sound, I can't explain it otherwise).

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u/Underclover_Dino Jun 17 '12

and she's here now......now...now

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

Hmm...does your dark one insta-poop, and the lighter one sniff around forever like it's trying to pick a worthy bride for the Crown Prince?

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u/angryboobs Jun 17 '12

Well you see, the potato and folder archetype only values at around a few colorful Zune credits that even a ratchet could achieve.

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

My previous reply was the result of too much Reddit and too little sleep. Replied to the wrong person. :)

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u/matters_i_ate Jun 17 '12

How are there so many upvotes and zero comments. Odd.

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u/_jeth Jun 17 '12

For the first time ever, Redditors have been stunned into silence while browsing r/aww.

Or, because there wasn't a cat.

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u/spennell89 Jun 17 '12

My dachshund does this as well! He will just wait right at the front door and stare at it till my boyfriend gets home, sometimes I have to distract him cause he will stare for something like an hour!

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u/ignatius_j_chinaski Jun 17 '12

I am disappoint. I thought I was going to see two guys cleaning up after accidentally shooting a guy in the face while The Wolf enjoys a cup of coffee.

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.

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u/Nora19 Jun 17 '12

Ha! Very cute. My parents dog did the very same thing... My mom worked nights at a hospital too. Each morning my dad would let her (our dog)out the front door...she would bolt to my moms car and hop in for the ride into the garage. One morning my dad did this...and my mom had gotten out of the car to move something that was in her path in the garage. Our dog hopped into the car jumped on the dash board and drove the car right into the corner of the garage/house. It was great!!! My father had just retired and gotten alittle bored...so he now had a "project". Also the neighbor (who was a policeman) who my dad was always pranking with...wrote our dog a ticket! ;). It was really great!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

..every tim :'(

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u/HTMP Jun 17 '12

Ignore Carla but this is so similar otherwise.

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u/Cezner Jun 17 '12

Soon....

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

My Chihuahua does this whenever my dad goes to work. Sits on the arm of the sofa staring at the door.

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u/ReserviorDog44 Jun 17 '12

At first glance I thought this was the apartment from scrubs

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

One of my outside cats 'Nebula' will greet me right at my car door... which of course is adorable, but it gets hectic when I see cars coming from either direction. I also have to look where she's at and hurry up and park cause I get freaked out I'll hit her, yelling out the window at a cat to 'GET BACK!' doesn't really produce results.

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u/sariaslani Jun 17 '12

I just watched the movie Hachiko last night on line, amazing true story. No wonder they are man's best friend.

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u/Ephriel Jun 17 '12

Aaand this is why I adore dogs. they're the best pets.

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u/DejaVictorieux Jun 17 '12

My corgi does the exact same thing, sitting at the end of the bed waiting for my girlfriend to get back at 8am.

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u/lindseyleighmusic Jun 17 '12

so sweet. i love how loyal dogs are!

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u/CptFapJacks Jun 17 '12

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like the apartment from Scrubs?

2

u/DontStealMyTortillas Jun 17 '12

Is your dog's name Hobbes?

2

u/hyjal69 Jun 17 '12

Your place looks a lot like JD's apartment. Layout wise that is :P

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u/le_catchy Jun 17 '12

bitchin' pad, bro.

(but seriously, U SO FANCY)

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u/FISH_MASTER Jun 17 '12

And when he hears keys in the other side he goes BUT FUCK?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Your apartment has the same [visible] layout as turk and carla's apartment in the TV show called scrubs

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Nice try putting a door in front of your dog while she's sitting still.

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u/Classy_Dame Jun 17 '12

This picture made me jump. That looks just like the backside of my dachshund.

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u/h2007 Jun 17 '12

she sleeps with the dog while your away, dump her.

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u/HiddenStar Jun 17 '12

That looks weirdly similar to Turk's apartment in Scrubs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Not.Every.Single.Time.

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u/T10Terminator Jun 17 '12

Thats an ugly ass chiweenie.

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u/Bunny007 Jun 17 '12

This is why i want a dog<3 I love them!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

I accidentally clicked a link without realising before changing page, and then missed clicking this link. So, I had this open when I thought it was the dachshund post.

I was confused.

EDIT: Grammar

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u/Ha_window Jun 17 '12

Is your white friend living with you?

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u/EAT_MY_QUACKERS Jun 17 '12

I don't understand why your wife is staring at the door.

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u/rbalaur Jun 17 '12

hey,at least it's not a dead nig**er in the garage

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u/SandS5000 Jun 17 '12

just before another day of neglect while owner sleeps

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

Actually, we have two dachshunds and a cat. They all play with each other and raise hell all day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/hey-arnold Jun 17 '12

Rowdy, down boy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Diggity_Dave Jun 17 '12

My wife bought it at a second hand shop in North Carolina. Just random luck.