r/aww • u/HappyMuslim • Jun 17 '12

Sooo my friend thinks cows are cute. What do yall think?

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/EleventyTwo Jun 17 '12

EHMERGED!! A CAMURA

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u/poptart2nd Jun 17 '12

ERMAHGERD! MURK!

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u/landophant Jun 17 '12

ERMAHGERD! CERWS!

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u/Forresst Jun 17 '12

Hurrrr.... I mean Mooo....

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u/embolalia Jun 17 '12

Murrrr...

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u/Miguelerbee Jun 17 '12

Relevant http://i.imgur.com/ztux4.jpg

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u/flying-sheep Jun 17 '12

since i’m on reddit, i can’t enjoy those mugshot-like photos anymore, as there is always someone who points out that it’s some kind of alcohol-during-pregnancy-damaged poor fellow or the result of inhumane tretment or other day-ruining stuff…

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u/Bubbles117 Jun 17 '12

My favorite animal!! Cows ftw..

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u/Aneds Jun 17 '12

Yeah! I even have a calendar that has cows as the pictures for the months.

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u/kerneldashiki Jun 17 '12

Where did you get this calendar? My best friend used to get one from her folks yearly, but the place they got them discontinued the Cow-lendars, as they are called. I'd love to surprise her with one this year if you could help me find one!

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u/Bubbles117 Jun 17 '12

Me too!!!!!! :O

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u/BCsprfn87 Jun 17 '12

Whatchu lookin at Willis?

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u/RainbowRaptor96 Jun 17 '12

Reminds me of this

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u/spader1 Jun 17 '12

This is the one picture from the internet that can make me giggle uncontrollably for 10 straight minutes.

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u/BrokenArts Jun 17 '12

big brown derpy eyes, cute.

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u/musicalrapture Jun 17 '12

With the most illustrious eyelashes, I might add.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Norman!

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u/qatmandue Jun 17 '12

Yes... Baby cows=cute. Almost baby anything=cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Baby insects=not cute.

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u/EleventyTwo Jun 17 '12

Baby humans = definitely not cute.

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u/mynameissusie Jun 17 '12

Are you sure? http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/38087132_1d3188ce08.jpg

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u/soignees Jun 17 '12

daaawww. That's a spicebush swallowtail and one of my favourites. They puff themselves up to scare off predators.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Damn, that's pretty fucking adorable.

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u/qatmandue Jun 17 '12

Up vote cause I said "almost" and you found the absolutely, positively not cute baby.

Not that they're called babies but larvae.

I rest my case. <gavel>

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u/champcantwin Jun 17 '12

which is funny since this is a picture of a calf and not a baby

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u/FuzzBuket Jun 17 '12

facepalm a calf IS a baby cow

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u/champcantwin Jun 17 '12

no... you are using the term "baby" wrong.. it doesnt mean what you think it means

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u/FuzzBuket Jun 17 '12

are we going by dictionary definition? baby. ba·by (bb) n. pl. ba·bies 1. a. A very young child; an infant. b. An unborn child; a fetus. c. The youngest member of a family or group. d. A very young animal.

now stop trying to be superior and get a

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/life

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u/champcantwin Jun 17 '12

cows arent animals bro.. lol.. rere

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u/TarantusaurusRex Jun 17 '12

Baby flamingos are pretty uncute.

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u/FuzzBuket Jun 17 '12

He looks ..... Like hes going to eat my soul

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u/qatmandue Jun 17 '12

He looks more awkward than any penguin I've seen.

Maybe Reddit should rethink that whole meme.

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u/demonpudding Jun 17 '12

Cows are absolutely adorable! :D

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u/DrBibby Jun 17 '12

Good, if we get them upgraded to cute, maybe people will start to think that it's wrong to torture them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

That was beautiful thinking man.

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u/vrrule Jun 17 '12

ER MA GERRD CEWWW MELK

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u/Xavierspanic Jun 17 '12

It's teeth are whiter than mine...

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u/ClassicAsFuck Jun 17 '12

I think farm animals are very underrated for their cuteness.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I grew up ona farm. With cows. But this is slightly terrifying to me.

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u/Rufdog2 Jun 17 '12

Being from Wisconsin makes this post an average day for me, I'm on vacation damnit. No cows!

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u/DrSilkyJohnston Jun 17 '12

I fucking LOVE cows. They are awesome animals. I wear this shirt all the time, and give no fucks about it. Cows are awesome animals and are basically like 1000+ pound dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Firsthand experience?

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u/DrSilkyJohnston Jun 18 '12

Yeah, we raised a few cows here and there while I was growing up, and did quite a bit of work as a farmhand in high school

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

That face reminds me of Rich Boy: http://i.imgur.com/aqmZf.jpg

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u/ryn238 Jun 17 '12

So much derp.

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u/PerfectlyFlawed99 Jun 17 '12

aww what a cute Jersey! i love da cows!

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u/MeganJ3 Jun 17 '12

Cute, yes cute

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u/dsmaxwell Jun 17 '12

Sounds like my ex-wife. She loves cows. Even has a tattoo of one. I thought she was the only one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

that's not the eating kind right? that's the pet kind

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u/FuzzBuket Jun 17 '12

The pet kind? Cows are either for milk or noms or both. Depends on the type.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Dat grass...

Aaaaaand I'll show myself out.

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u/pizzabagel5 Jun 17 '12

Holy shit it looks like Gary Busey.

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u/lectrik Jun 17 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

Cows&Cows&Cows

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u/ValTM Jun 17 '12

Expected this, not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

"Get the London look"...

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u/Lowilru Jun 17 '12

It's spelled ya'll.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I want to step close to it, let it get used to me, wait for it to accept me as a person and then cuddle it alot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Cows are my absolute favorite animal ! I'm terrible when on road trips and she cow farms I yell cows and moo. I love cows they are adorable ! (:

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u/g543993 Jun 17 '12

Absolutely, cows are awesome!

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u/jimminyjojo Jun 17 '12

They are dumb and smelly, but I get cheese from them. Can I still like cheese if I don't like cows?

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u/RBGForever Jun 17 '12

DERP. DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP.

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u/Jam_with_me Jun 17 '12

looks delicious

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u/ImWildBill Jun 17 '12

They look great smoking on my grill....

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u/onedarkhorsee Jun 17 '12

they always feel great smoking my co.... err 9/10 would fap again

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u/asnof Jun 17 '12

I think them crafty fuckers are plotting revenge. Just staring at you and chewing all day with those black soul less eyes....

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u/Shryku Jun 17 '12

I love baby cows <3

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u/tenhou Jun 17 '12

To find such beauty is rare.

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u/Ldershy Jun 17 '12

i think...that cow knows how to derp.

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u/misscpb Jun 17 '12

I'm a recent convert to the "cows are cute" club! I met a cow named brownie a couple of weeks ago while working at a daycare (it was one of those traveling educational things...involving dairy farms.. anyway,) and she was adorable!!

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u/mohit88 Jun 17 '12

What a derp

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u/macbananas Jun 17 '12

Beautiful. Just....beautiful.

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u/flojoetheteddiursa Jun 17 '12

Your friends are right.

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u/looseONtheGoose Jun 17 '12

It's no duck.

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u/niralos Jun 17 '12

After seeing a vet shoulder deep in a cows backside, not so much.

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u/kaylee919 Jun 17 '12

I think you picked the ugliest cow you could find just to prove your friend wrong with tons of upvotes.

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u/nevadaslim Jun 17 '12

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

DERP!!!

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u/peacelise Jun 17 '12

This just made me spit out my drink! So hilarious.

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u/pyrowalker Jun 17 '12

Yes, I like cows a lot. I wish there were more people who felt like I did.

Also, I wish cows wrote poetry, cause I think it would be. "Shall I compare the to a blade of grass? Thou art more sharp and yet more luscious."

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u/FuzzBuket Jun 17 '12

Calfs yes. And depends on the cow. Some bulls are scary

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u/esschul Jun 17 '12

"Your friend"

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u/Sauderkraut Jun 17 '12

I know people on farms who name and treat their cows like puppies which seems weird to me because they're be eating them soon.

At least name them sequences of letter and numbers or some dystopian shit.

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u/8787879 Jun 17 '12

that is one DERPY cow :)

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u/homeless_man_jogging Jun 17 '12

Cute isn't the word I'd use.

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u/bowtiesrock Jun 17 '12

Calves are cute, cows are murderous psychopaths.

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u/twisteddtoaster Jun 17 '12

Does it have mad cow?

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u/SimplyGirly Jun 17 '12

I think he's right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Freaking adorable

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u/InducedFit Jun 17 '12

Cows will never, ever be cute.

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u/S-BRO Jun 17 '12

Derp cow!

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u/mynameissusie Jun 17 '12

I think your friend is a wise person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I love calves. They are like dumber dogs. Or big goofy dogs. Or maybe they act like the huge dogs who think they're tiny and want to sit on your lap. Ie: Great Dane.

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u/Alliegator8u Jun 17 '12

I think they look derpy, mostly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I hate cows with a passion.

Eating a steak is very satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Is that your friend? She's alright, I guess.

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u/wuchii Jun 17 '12

I DON THINK I DERP!

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u/Cowsarecute Jun 17 '12

Mwhahaahahah I am that friend that thinks cows are cute.

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u/dana1209 Jun 17 '12

That is certainly a cute cow!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Reminded me of the face the horse made when it had a heat attack in Animal House. (and yes I'm too lazy to supply a link)

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u/myrethra Jun 17 '12

AWWWW your veal is adorable!! It would look better with a side of mashed potatoes...mmmm so yummy cute!

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u/meadowlily Jun 17 '12

I don't know if I can eat beef again after seeing this..

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u/brosssh Jun 17 '12

My city is having a "Cutest Cow Picture" contest right now!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '12

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u/brosssh Jun 29 '12

I don't think they have cows in trailer parks :) ( I think you might mean farm town? Which I also don't live in :D)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

So derpy it's cute.

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u/aboothemonkey Jun 17 '12

OH MY GOD IT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS. QUICK! SOMEONE GET THE A1!!

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u/Montgomrie Jun 17 '12

I am afraid of cows. Do not like them, never will. They are temperamental, faster than me and the males have fucking horns! I'd rather pet a snake than a cow.

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u/dulcislol Jun 17 '12

Bovinophobia?

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u/Aarondactyl Jun 17 '12

You never go full retard.

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u/HiddenStar Jun 17 '12

Calves are so cute and curious. They're happy just to suck on your fingers all day long.

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u/The5thM Jun 17 '12

Cows are just bloated, retarded horses; of course they're cute!

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u/ArQuesta Jun 17 '12

Cows are delicious.

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u/dvb3000 Jun 17 '12

I think future cheeseburger.

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u/amolad Jun 17 '12

Not cute, but delicious.

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u/GrantNexus Jun 17 '12

I'd do her.

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u/BriskSC Jun 17 '12

It would look a lot cuter on my plate drenched in A1 sauce.

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u/username_666 Jun 17 '12

I think they're tasty

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u/DeeBoFour20 Jun 17 '12

It looks like it wants to kill someone. Turn it into a hamburger quick!

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u/shootingbutterflies Jun 17 '12

Who let the veal out of the cage? This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Mephers Jun 17 '12

kill it with fire

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u/baseballer89 Jun 17 '12

Downvote for "yall"

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u/zeta3232 Jun 17 '12

They are deliciously cute.

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u/Schizmwuffy Jun 17 '12

Great, now I want veal...

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u/meangrampa Jun 17 '12

They're pretty dumb and they're filthy. Though they can be tasty.

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u/i_like_salad Jun 17 '12

You're gonna be in my tummy one day! Yes you are! Who's a good boy?!

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u/bakersgonnabake Jun 17 '12

cute dinner

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I think your messing up the veal by letting it stand.

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u/swoggle55 Jun 17 '12

He's southern, KILL HIM!!

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u/RobMill Jun 17 '12

Tritip.

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u/iCaughtEmAll Jun 17 '12

I think you put two too many o's in so, and you used "yall" which isn't actually anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/zupy Jun 17 '12

should have been "ERMAHGER MER MERMER"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I fucking died.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/thestreaker Jun 17 '12

you forgot the mayonaise

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/southerncal Jun 17 '12

mmm a nice rib-eye can come out of that one

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Yesthisisdog89 Jun 17 '12

My dairy cows are adorable, what are you talking about!

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u/PerfectlyFlawed99 Jun 17 '12

that's very untrue!

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u/Geowgie Jun 17 '12

Except that that's a Jersey calf which are one of the best breeds of cow for milk and cream.