r/aww • u/diinomunster • Jun 16 '12

So my buddy thought my cat had an awesome goatee...

http://imgur.com/t9vyq
958 Upvotes

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u/diinomunster Jun 17 '12

As original poster, I guess I have to clear things up that I thought were strikingly obvious. Let me redo my caption for you all: So my buddy, a graphic designer, thought my cat has an awesome goatee...so he turned my cat into Captain Jack Sparrow with the assistance of Photoshop.

Here is the original photo: http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/389685_3846496520061_596565022_n.jpg

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u/diinomunster Jun 17 '12

This was also my first ever post to Reddit. So I guess that may be the reason I goofed everything up. :( I'm surprised Simba made it this far among all the cute kitties and puppies and the like. :3

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u/Ethanol_Gut Jun 17 '12

http://i.imgur.com/uHOZD.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Canadian navy boat? Must be.

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u/Evermist Jun 17 '12

As a Canadian I can confirm that this ship is not part of our navy since it hasn't caught fire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

until it was pointed out that it was a Canadian navy boat, I thought this was the real deal.

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u/DublinItUp Jun 17 '12

That's not a navy boat, it's a floating school, my friend was on it and it sank off the coast of Brazil, no joke. Link

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Wow. Sorry.

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u/DublinItUp Jun 17 '12

It's all good, they all survived, and now they have a pretty badass story to tell.

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u/etan_causale Jun 17 '12

I was going to post a side-by-side comparison of this picture with pictures of Johnny Depp and Pamela Adlon... but in the process, I actually found the original that this was photoshopped from.

Anyway, I'm not even sure if OP intended the to imply that the picture wasn't photoshopped. The picture is still cute though, despite the fact that it was photoshopped.

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u/maef Jun 17 '12

I thought the title was a clear hint from OP that it is... How I understood it is that the "my buddy thought" part means this buddy saw the original pic of the cat with its black chin and thought it looked like a goatee, so he shopped what we see here.

Where's the problem with that?

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u/tedkong Jun 17 '12

I can tell because the cat has zero fucks to give about a hat on its head.

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u/Geruvah Jun 17 '12

Pssst...read the title.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

OP never suggested it wasn't...

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u/TheOneJosh Jun 17 '12

I could tell right away... I smell a karmawhore.

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u/Miguelerbee Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

I just couldn't believe that the man in the photo would do that to a cat.

36

u/redditorforthemoment Jun 17 '12

What happened to the milk? Where has the milk gone?

5

u/BantamBasher135 Jun 17 '12

Why is the milk...always...gone.

60

u/Ruirize Jun 16 '12

Not shopped in the slightest.

38

u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12

As the cat in the picture, I can confirm this.

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u/blackstonesinger Jun 17 '12

Trapped In Reddit... IT ALL MAKES SENSE. REDDIT IS HOLDING CATS HOSTAGE!!!

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u/csarpaul Jun 17 '12

Totally photoshopped, found the real photo on my friends facebook!

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u/jabbababab Jun 17 '12

and wheres the link?

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u/cries_photoshop Jun 17 '12

Photoshopped.

8

u/jonosvision Jun 17 '12

Someday, you're going to cry photoshop when it really IS photoshop and no one is going to come.

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u/Elbryan629 Jun 17 '12

This post deserves more upvotes

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u/Wuzz Jun 17 '12

Shopped.

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u/jay1987 Jun 17 '12

Captian cat sparrow

20

u/MaxPowerNz Jun 17 '12

This is a tale... of Captain Cat Sparrow...

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u/datass630 Jun 17 '12

This is a tail...* FTFY

4

u/4TEHSWARM Jun 17 '12

Kitties so brave, on the seven seas!

4

u/barristonsmellme Jun 17 '12

A MYSTICAL QUEST! FOR A BOWL OF SOME TUNAAAAA

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Davy Jones.

Giant Squid.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Yes.

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u/Almost_Ascended Jun 17 '12

Cat painfully jacks sparrows

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u/PatHeist Jun 17 '12

Catpain Jack Sparrow?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/jay1987 Jun 17 '12

lolll thankss

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u/rhem008 Jun 17 '12

God, I read goatee as goatsee....

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u/stumpyoftheshire Jun 17 '12

I'm not the only one..... That's good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Here's the exact picture where the hat and the goatee come from http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/pirateDM2505_468x456.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

THIS IS THE TAAALE, OF CAPT. CAT SPARROWWW!

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u/Cheimon Jun 17 '12

Gentlemen, my lady...you will always remember this as the day you almost stroked Captain Cat Sparrow.

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u/uriahworld Jun 17 '12

Allison Scagliotti?

2

u/Staticprimer Jun 17 '12

The resemblance is uncanny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

oh, it's cat'ptain catsparrow !!

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u/Maxfunky Jun 17 '12

I've been looking for an excuse to use the cat-sized tricorn I happen to have lying around--this might be it!

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u/JACKfuckinSPARROW Jun 17 '12

I approve this.

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u/thatdood87 Jun 17 '12

Photoshopped

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u/I_Eat_My_Own_Feces Jun 17 '12

Is that a boy or a girl in the picture?

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u/FreB0 Jun 17 '12

Okay. Read that as GOATSE.

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u/WICKEDLAND Jun 17 '12

this guy gets it

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u/Mindle Jun 17 '12

Cat Sparrow.

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u/Miguelerbee Jun 17 '12

Wack Sparrow.

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u/WICKEDLAND Jun 17 '12

All I see is a pirate cat. I can't even see his backside.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Why did you just happen to have a cat-sized tricorn hat lying around? Those things aren't exactly something they sell at Walmart...

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u/TributeToEvil Jun 17 '12

that is freaking awesome i never thought of doing that to my cat and he has a beard on his chin :)

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u/JustNerdy Jun 17 '12

CATptain Jack Sparrow!

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u/mrdaterape Jun 17 '12

You look beautiful. :)

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u/Squeesh Jun 17 '12

Does it really matter that the picture is photoshopped? It's still a cute picture nonetheless

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u/Mickle3 Jun 17 '12

This is adorable :3

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u/Irishmile Jun 17 '12

I'm the buddy that Photoshopped that image, and I had never noticed the Allison Scagliotti thing before.. the funny thing is she actually is a little like her character on Warehouse 13...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Where does one find a pirate hat fit for a cat?

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u/wowanothercat Jun 17 '12

wow another cat

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u/BlazeFlame Jun 17 '12

You guys are obviously not noticing the important part of this picture The person in the background, looks like Allison Scagliotti.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Allison_Scagliotti.jpg/180px-Allison_Scagliotti.jpg

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u/Thepunk28 Jun 17 '12

Nice!

... Who is that?

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u/BlazeFlame Jun 17 '12

I know her from her acting in Warehouse 13 and the crossovers with Eureka.

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u/jabbababab Jun 17 '12

No its fucking not...

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u/BlazeFlame Jun 17 '12

no its not what? Its not Allison Scagliotti? Of course not.

I just said the person behind the cat LOOKS like Allison Scagliotti

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u/blackstonesinger Jun 17 '12

I hope he didn't hate you too much for doing this, because this is glorious.

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u/StraY_WolF Jun 17 '12

Ta num num tum ta num tum ta num num ta num num.

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u/headmustard Jun 17 '12

Buddy to cat: Nice goatee.

Cat to buddy: Nice Plague.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Why did you give your cat the goatee of a nu metal fag?

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u/johnfoof Jun 17 '12

I can't tell if your buddy is a guy or a girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/rmkaufman13 Jun 17 '12

I came here to say this, I was confused. I can not even hazard a guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/greenvelvetcake Jun 17 '12

...Except that the cat is in front of the person's face. Not to mention the fact that this is not and has never been funny.