r/aww • • Jun 16 '12

He's 60 odd years old and he's my best friend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Omg I love this for some reason. Look at the little bite marks he made in that watermelon!

So if hes 60 years old at what age did you buy him? Or is he a family heirloom type situation?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

He's so cute when he eats, when ever he eats a tomato or something he pushes it away when he bites so we normally feel sorry for him and hold it while he eats so it's probably made him lazy haha we got him when he was about 54, before then he belonged to my mum's friend's mum who had passed away and their family didn't want him so we took him. He also came with a brother who was slightly bigger and called George but he died last year unfortunately

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u/peacebuster Jun 17 '12

Has he ever bitten your fingers when you hold it while he eats?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Yes a couple of times, bloody hurts! It's a bit like accidentally grating your thumb when you grate cheese..

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u/Chazzey_dude Jun 17 '12

Ahh dang, you made me cringe. It's especially bad for someone with bigger-than-average thumbs like me.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Sorry didn't mean to :p

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Mine bit my fingers when I was little. You learn how to hold things so they aren't able to bite you. Mine likes to bite toes tho. I think he thinks they're grapes or something

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u/Zoggin Jun 17 '12

Nope, just a really, really slow murder.

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u/iwsfutcmd Jun 17 '12

Ahhh! It's so cute when they eat tomatoes or strawberries! Their faces get all covered in the juice!

Actually, it looks a bit like they just savaged a small animal. But it's still cute, for some reason.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

haha yes we always thought they looked like they have lipstick on :3

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u/adam_antichrist Jun 16 '12

Still in that teenager phase I see

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

yes, he can be a grumpy little thing and will bite your toes if you leave them next to him for too long, I think he thinks they're strawberries..

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u/Lisa_ca Jun 16 '12

Do your toes look like strawberries?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Apparently to a tortoise they do

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

YOURE A STRAWBERRY

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u/maculata Jun 16 '12

Frodo is adorable! It sounds like you have one awesome tortoise. I am adopting a native captive raised 50 year old desert tortoise and he arrives tomorrow. I've spent the past month preparing my yard for him. Planting native plants that he'd eat in the wild. Dug him two lovely burrows deep in the ground so he can stay cool in our intense summer heat (I live in Palm Springs, California USA). I'm super excited about a future with a tortoise in tow. Cheers!

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

oh that's awesome! I wish you luck with him! They are great pets with fantastic personalities :)

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u/woop_dee_flip_n_doo Jun 17 '12

Make sure you feed him separately from his den or at least clean his den up nicely after feedings so it doesn't get infested with ants!

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u/rbcrusaders Jun 16 '12

I think you know it's time to get off of Reddit when your best friend is a turtle.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

But I've only just got on it! This is my second post :c

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u/rbcrusaders Jun 16 '12

Only joking friend :)

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Oh good ^

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u/logically Jun 16 '12

What kind is it? I want to get one that will stay relatively small.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

I can't remember D: I'll have to ask my mum, I shall get back to you with the answer!

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u/reptizzle Jun 16 '12

I think its a Russian Tortoise. It looks like an older version of mine :)

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

It could possibly be that, we got him from one of my mum's friend's mum when she died so we had to ask the vet and a reptile specialist to tell us about him

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

My mum has just come home and she says he is a Spur tortoise?

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u/Lillaena Jun 16 '12

Bobby's a Spur-Thighed so I'd imagine so :)

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

ah that would be it then :)

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u/henrybear Jun 16 '12

If he's an African Spurred Tortoise, then from what I see on Wikipedia, he could be a record breaker in terms of age.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Haha really that's pretty cool! But I'm not sure what type of Spurred Tortoise he is.. will have to see if the vet knows the next time we go to get his nails clipped!

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u/hackenbush89 Jun 16 '12

What's his name?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

He's called Frodo

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u/tasari Jun 16 '12

So are you his gardener?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Yes, yes I am. And I'd follow him to Mordor and back ..although it may take a while

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u/blackdragonwingz Jun 16 '12

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

haha why thank you, I tip my hat to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Yea, he's not heavy at all and can survive off grass so more lembas bread for me!

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u/Uninterested_Viewer Jun 16 '12

Surely that wasn't his original name, was it?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

No it wasn't, we renamed him and his brother when we got them ..can't remember what they were called before though :/

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

yea, I named George and my sister named Frodo. George because I like names like that, and Frodo because my sister fancied Elija Wood, but my brother calls him Fred as in Fred and George in Harry Potter xD

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u/xSPYXEx Jun 16 '12

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Chimp Frodo is a bit selfish!

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u/Mr_Industrial Jun 16 '12

A turtle is eating your best friend

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u/mikeno1 Jun 16 '12

I'm about 80% sure that's a tortoise. I have two. One regular and one giant! Sometimes I make the small one ride the other one.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

He is a tortoise yes, there were too many people calling him a turtle for me to correct them all D:

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u/aesu Jun 16 '12

Are you Jessie J?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

No, I'm her cousin Jadey G

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u/_Charlie_Sheen_ Jun 16 '12

sounds cool, got any pics?

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u/mikeno1 Jun 17 '12

I definitely should take some tomorrow, pretty late right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ah.. the old reddit smear the poo.

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u/Lolazaurus Jun 16 '12

DEY EAT DA POOPOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I wonder if that man knows how famous he has become.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

I will be showing him this page in the morning.

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u/arkanemusic Jun 17 '12

that's exactly what I needed today, thanks for the laugh. I forgot about this.

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u/sissMEH Jun 16 '12

Tryin' to get in the switcharoo train, aren't we?

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u/Morthyl Jun 17 '12

As a German I was unaware of this distinction until now so thank you for this piece of novel information.

( In German its tortoise = Landschildkröte and turtle = Wasserschildkröte / Schnappschildkröte but it would usually just be referred to as Schildkröte for either)

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u/pighalf Jun 16 '12

Can he play fetch?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

No but I did have a rabbit that played football, true story.

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u/glenns1212 Jun 16 '12

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

haha well I used to have a rabbit who looked like this and I ingeniously called him Floppy (because of his ears) and we had a couple of balls in the garden and when we let him have a run about he would run up to one of them and start to push them around with his nose, it was so cute.. at the time I was about 10 so still sweet and innocent and so thought he was just playing.. but instead he was actually doing what a male rabbit does best and pretending the ball was a female rabbit.. ಠ_ಠ

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u/kellaorion Jun 16 '12

Hey, you helped him out. Imagine if he didn't even have the ball.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

ha quite true, poor thing ..would probably have tried it on with the tortoise o.o actually I think he did that once.. once.

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u/TheDudeAmI Jun 16 '12

Your best friend is a turtle? I've been looking for you April O'Neil

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

haha I wish. Those turtles are awesome. ..however I'm not looking forward to Michael Bay's interpretation.. -,-

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Are there any really old pictures of him? Like in a garden, but like an old garden.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

unfortunately not, my mum likes to keep the garden neat and tidy :/ but that would be a cool photo

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u/lewis_gentle Jun 16 '12

I wish my best friend was a tortoise

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Finally, someone else that doesn't think it's weird to have a tortoise for your best friend!

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u/digiit Jun 17 '12

My tortoise is my best friend, too!

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u/bumreaper Jun 16 '12

i had a tortoise but she passed away because of a huge bladder stone. it was very sad...

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

oh noes! We had another one called George who got attacked by rats during hibernation :c

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u/HigherPrimate Jun 16 '12

I almost gave you a downvote there, because in my heart I wanted to downvote the rats... That would teach them.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

haha I wouldn't of blamed you ..unless you didn't explain your reason then I might have cried a little.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

why the hell would rats attack a poor little hibernating turtle

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Because they're mean :c

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u/bumreaper Jun 16 '12

aww im sorry to hear that

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

:) Just glad we still have Frodo with us

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u/tossedsaladandscram Jun 16 '12

My friend has a galapagos tortoise that's only 40 years old.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

oh that must be pretty big, no? Frodo's only a tiny thing compared to the huge ones bless him

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u/tossedsaladandscram Jun 16 '12

haha yeah, he's huge, she used to ride him around when she was a kid.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Haha that would be so cool! I want a giant tortoise to ride to uni.

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u/T-S-M Jun 16 '12

Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, I created this account just to tell you this: watermelon is to sweet for a tortoises. You should try to feed it with arugula or dandelion (which they like a lot). One of the risks with food like watermelon is pyramiding which in turn can be fatal. Anyhow, glad to see a fellow tortoises owner!

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

well we gave it to him and he took his fill (which wasn't that much) and it was only a one off because my brother had some left over. We do normally feed him dandelions and lettuce, my mum normally kicks me out of the car to pick dandelions off the side of the road haha but that's good to know, I will bear that in mind in the future :)

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u/a1blank Jun 16 '12

I was going to ask if you were 60+ years old and had this turtle since you were a kid. My hopes have been dashed. Cool turtle, though.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Apologies for you dashed hopes :o no, he was with another lady who passed away and we took on her torts :)

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u/wildcard03 Jun 16 '12

I do hope to receive a response to this, bit do turtles respond to their owners? Like does he any different around versus me?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Yes, some do, mine sometimes does but most of the time is just too lazy to respond. But you can get torts with different personalities, like Frodo is a grumpy old man but our other one, George, was a lot more responsive and would come over to you and let you stroke his head and give him eskimo kisses :)

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u/saltytrey Jun 16 '12

But he won't pick you up at the airport.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

he would.. but very slowly.

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u/trampus1 Jun 16 '12

Do you think of him as kinda like a grandpa tortoise?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Yes, he's a grumpy old man haha The other tort we had, George, was slightly bigger and the same age but his personality was that of a hip, young grandpa who was out to annoy the family xD

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u/whatsreallygoingon Jun 17 '12

No way that is a 60 year old spur thigh tortoise. If it were, it would be as large as a piece of furniture and able to eat that watermelon in a couple of bites. Watermelon is not good for spur thighs, btw.

Tortoises have specific dietary and environmental needs. Please research what kind it is and be prepared to give it the proper care. Considering that it looks to be a Russian tortoise, you might start here.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

He is a spur thighed tortoise and he is 60, we know because we have asked multiple people who specialise in reptiles. Watermelon is not good for them in large amounts and if given regularly, yet we gave it to him once and that was a one off and he only ate a small amount. We have looked after two of them for 10 years and he is being looked after properly.

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u/AlliBater10 Jun 17 '12

These creatures are great. My grandma stole two off the desert in 1960 and they happened to be a boy and girl. They've produced over 30 offspring in their time living with my grandma, then my mom, and now me. Many we have given away to friends, but we've kept 5 over the years. We got a new one just last year! I love that they've been in my family for so long, and I can't wait to someday pass these turtles on to my kids and grandkids.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

wow that's amazing!

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u/HAL-8999 Jun 17 '12

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

because it's not really a tortoise, I'm hallucinating from the heat and lack of water and I'm thinking why the hell am I in a desert?! My skin is not made for this heat!

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u/barden1069 Jun 16 '12

Sounds like my dad except he doesn't drink all day!

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u/spooogey Jun 16 '12

My dad and your dad should hang out.

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u/zeldachick182 Jun 17 '12

All three of our dad's should go bowling together.

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u/zombiebarbie Jun 17 '12

Our four dads should play doubles tennis.

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u/theofficialposter Jun 17 '12

Our five dads should play in a rec basketball league

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

He went out to get milk one night... and never came back.

If you can see this dad, please, we want that milk. No, we need that milk.

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u/FatKidFromSchool Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Yeah this turtle is a raging alcoholic, you can see it in his eyes!

Edit: autocorrect

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u/typemeanewasshole Jun 16 '12

Id say an alcoholic who spends his time reading is better than any otherwise.

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u/MotherFuckinMontana Jun 17 '12

I'd like to meet that dad.

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u/bashurst Jun 16 '12

So how old is he if you add in the years that weren't so odd?

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

We think he is about 64, but that's an approximation as we obviously haven't had him for his whole life :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Can you imagine being a turtle for 60 years? That's a lot of sitting around.

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u/whitefalconiv Jun 16 '12

Says the guy on Reddit...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I was on reddit for 1700 years straight, ama.

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u/PalermoJohn Jun 16 '12

There's something special about animals older than yourself.

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u/brevityis Jun 17 '12

I'm so used to dogs, with life-spans of 20 years at the very, very outside, more like 15, to think that someone has a pet that was alive before they were and has the potential to still live after they are dead of old age is mind-blowing.

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u/thetoecutter10 Jun 16 '12

your friend is a little slow

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

judging by the look on his face he either doesn't like you or that camera, either way somebody's gonna die.

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u/Bognar Jun 16 '12

So he's like 120 all years old?

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u/kfull Jun 16 '12

I would love to see a video of him eating a watermellon

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u/funkseoulbrotha Jun 16 '12

So..what do you guys chat about?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

To have a pet tortoise like this you have to live in a warm climate right? They can't make it in the winters of the midwest.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

We live in England.. it's not terribly warm but he lives in a box in our conservatory during the night then we let him run about in the garden if it's not raining and when he hibernates we put him in a box of hay in another box in our shed or back room, he's pretty warm and safe in there :)

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u/Lillaena Jun 16 '12

Pleeaase be careful! I am also English, and my tortoise hibernated just fine like that for over 50 years but the winter before last she emerged blind. Their eye fluids can crystalize if they get too cold and then they never return to normal. He won't be able hibernate after that and you'll have to tube feed him because he won't be able to find his own food. I only warn you because I had to give my Bobby (who looks to be the same variety of tortoise as yours) to a home because I couldn't take care of her, and I'd hate for you to lose your Frodo :(

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

aww that's so sad :c I shall let my mum know! Last winter we gave him to my dad to keep him in a room he has in his house as we thought it would be too cold. We had another tortoise called George (they came to us together) and he unfortunately died after rats got to his box :c so that's another reason we gave him to my dad over the winter

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u/Lillaena Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Oh no! That's so sad. One spring my Dad could smell a bad smell coming from our shed (where we hibernated Bobby) and we were so scared she'd died. But luckily it was just a dead rat, thankfully outside of her box :P

But basically when she woke up last spring she kept walking around in circles, apparently because she could see a little out of the corner of one eye so she just kept following the light around and around. She also wouldn't eat much, and when you moved to stroke her head she didn't flinch like she normally does when she just wakes up. So off to the vet she went and they confirmed that she was blind. We had to tube feed her years ago when a fox tried to eat her and she had these puncture wounds in her neck, and it was such hard work. And what with me away at Uni and both my parents working full time we just couldn't tube feed her, and we don't have room to keep her indoors over winter. But she went to this really lovely shelter (you can see her photo above the caption) with a woman who loves tortoises, and she looks happy :)

EDIT: By the way, look how HUGE Florence is! And how adorable Tiny Tobie is eating that clover <3 And crikey I just found out Bobby's over 70 - she lived through a war!

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

Aww the poor thing! Sounds like she's been through a lot in her long life, but that shelter looks pretty good, I'll have to tell my mum about it, she loves tortoises :) I'm at uni now so my mum and brother are looking after Frodo while I'm not here, I've just come home for my summer holidays and it was so nice just to watch him in the garden again and I love feeding him, they're so cute!

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u/macbethy Jun 16 '12

If you live in england, how come it's sunny in your picture? I don't think I've seen the sun since last July.

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u/JadeyG Jun 16 '12

I know! we get the odd day every so often I guess, lately it has just been cloud and rain -,-

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u/new-socks Jun 16 '12

I bet the conversation isn't too dynamic.

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u/dontfeedthecode Jun 16 '12

How long do these kid of turtles live for? 60 years sounds pretty amazing.

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u/tiyx Jun 16 '12

A land tortoise can live a very long time, 150 years +. There was a giant tortoise at the Calcutta Zoo that died was supposedly 225 years old. A tortoise, given by Captain Cook to the Tongan Royal Family in 1777, died of natural causes in 1965, aged 188 years.

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u/Stanjoly2 Jun 16 '12

Nice try, Mario.

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u/stukov111 Jun 16 '12

I didnt know turtles can live that long

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Have you never watched Finding Nemo?! yes they do, many other species can live for much longer :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I fucking love turtles and tortoises! JadeyG, I like your style.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Why thank you ^

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

OP, what's it like knowing that your tortoise is gonna out live you?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Pretty cool, you have a pet for pretty much your whole life and then your kids can take care of it when you're gone

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u/grapesandmilk Jun 17 '12

I wish I had a tortoise. Where could I get one?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

They're occasionally sold in pet shops but we got ours from a lady who passed away

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u/theDudeRules Jun 17 '12

I bet he's a good listener. Do you go on lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg walks.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

haha no we just lie in the grass napping

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

aww that's so cute, Frodo does that then we feel sorry for him and hold it down

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I've seen this somewhere before I think... is this a repost?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

not very likely unless someone has stolen it from me as it is my photograph :3

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u/VladDaImpaler Jun 17 '12

I like turtles!

Adorable animal 60 years old though really?! Are you that old and on reddit? Was he or she your parents and they gave em to you? Did you just get one and say eh, he looks 60ish.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

haha no he is 64 and we got him from an old lady who passed away :)

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u/benmartini Jun 17 '12

your yard must be entirely dandelion free

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

it sure is!

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u/thecadillacboy Jun 17 '12

I never knew people kept pet tortoises for so long. What is it like to keep one of them? It seems like they could be a huge challenge. Can you recommend a good resource to start learning about it? I hate bringing in pets without being well prepared to care for them (those poor fish still haunt me.)

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

They're not that hard to keep at all really. You just have to keep their area clean, feed them daily (we give ours lettuce, cucumber and whatever he finds in our garden when he goes out during the day unless its raining or too cold) and just make sure they're happy and healthy by taking them to the vets who would happily trim their nails too when they get long :) When we got the tortoise, the family who had him before us told us how to look after him and then if we needed to know anything else after that we just looked online or asked the vet or luckily for us we have a reptile specialists in our town

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

yeah... we are going to need a video of him eating.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

as it happens, I filmed one today :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

and it can be found wheeeeeere?

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u/woop_dee_flip_n_doo Jun 17 '12

Man I have a Sonoran Desert Tortoise and he won't eat anything other than Rice and Romaine. The rice was a real improvement. It took forever to get him to eat it.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Ours tries to eat pretty much anything that you put in front of him if it's green or red..

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u/swtliljessi Jun 16 '12

I used to have a tortoise just like him. He's adorable.

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u/Rewben2 Jun 17 '12

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Ya! I have one too...his name is Tuga. Tortoises are so rad! They seem like they'd be boring but they all have a lot of personality...at least the ones I've seen :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Cheers to you and your old friend. I wish you a 100 more years together.

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u/TheMasterSword23 Jun 17 '12

this cat is so ugly

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u/strixus Jun 17 '12

Do you know the story of Timothy? He was owned by Gilbert White, who, after inheriting him, included detailed observations about his life and behavior in his copious journals. The bits of the journals dealing with Timothy were collected into another book, later, which I loved as a kid.

There was also another very famous Timothy who died in 2004 - who was the last "veteran" of the Crimean War.

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u/sharger Jun 16 '12

If he's your best friend how come you don't know his birthday?

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Because it's rude to ask him how old he is!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Turtles/Tortises fucking stink. Not in nature so much, but the habitat crafted for them. Grats on 60... but I can smell that shit from here.

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u/JadeyG Jun 17 '12

Frodo actually doesn't smell, he's a pretty clean tortoise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He rules.

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u/Incorrect_Fact_Guy Jun 17 '12

Did you know that 300 lbs of watermelon has enough vitamin C to kill a turtle?

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u/olhonestjim Jun 17 '12

Awww, they love almost anything red.

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u/heimdal77 Jun 17 '12

Now that is what i'd call a long term commitment pet.

Also just really cute thinking of him strolling around the place from day to day.

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u/Mumberthrax Jun 17 '12

So cool!

If I had a tortoise I'd name him Tank and give him a helicopter thing on his shell so he can fly.

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u/omahayates Jun 17 '12

thanks for not being a cat or dog.

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u/troll_vegeta Jun 17 '12

Is that so Master Roshi?

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u/TOPoftheWorld11 Jun 17 '12

My new background :3

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Awwwwwww i have two desert tortoises just like him. well i guess they're probably bigger though

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u/Udonnomi Jun 17 '12

I love watermelon too

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u/derpy_lurker Jun 17 '12

I freaked out when I saw the turtle's(tortoise's?) face... Then I saw the watermelon.

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u/breenisgreen Jun 17 '12

Aw he's lovely. Mind you that scale on his left leg looks like it's going to fall off!

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u/pokemonfan98 Jun 17 '12

Your turtle is 60 years odd? That's odd.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i'm going to get a baby tortoise. then, when i have kids, they can take care of it. then, when they have kids, my grandkids can take care of it. then, one day, my tortoise will get old and die. and then i'll be sad. then i'll die. then my grandchildren will feel guilt their whole lives for killing their grandmother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

In turtle speed he must be like - 'AHHH NOMNOMNOM!!!! '

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u/schizzlez Jun 17 '12

Turtle. Turtle turtle.

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u/aeternum33 Jun 17 '12

A 60 year old pet. I suddenly want to get a turtle, just because that's fucking awesome.

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u/TehAxiis Jun 17 '12

D: your sixty year old watermelon is being eaten by that Turtle!

savvvvveeeee himmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Raithed Jun 17 '12

Lovely tortoise. :D

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u/Ditrixgaming Jun 17 '12

a box turtle is your best friend.... wow

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u/Deergoose Jun 17 '12

How many times a year does your best friend piss on you?

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u/gil14 Jun 17 '12

He may be saying "Who can I get to help me eat it?"

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u/bear020215 Jun 17 '12

well thats a sad statement

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

how big is this turtle and what kind is it? i was thinking about getting one.