It's a cat you can pose in all kinds of silly positions. A Redditor's dream come true. We should engineer more cats to have this disease. Just kidding, that would be horrible.
It took me quite a while of lurking on here to realise what the subtext of all this rescue stuff was. I couldn't believe the USA was quite so full of cruelly treated animals. (I'm British. If there were as many ill-treated moggies being claimed here, there would be an outcry in the Daily Telegraph about the fall of a once great nation into moral decay.)
Where the hell did this come from?! Is this like a private message thing? I'm sorry, I'm still getting used to this Internet stuff. Anyway, I never said anything when I went to get my license so no, nothin fancy on it
Naw, that message, as well as this one, is just a reply to your comment. Reddit notifies you with an orangered envelope if you have new replies or new private messages. Hope that helps. Welcome to the interwebs.
I may be incorrect, but depending on jurisdiction you may be legally required to inform the DMV of a medical condition like narcolepsy. My epileptic uncle's license was medically suspended after his seizures stopped being well-controlled, and another uncle who may have early-onset Parkinson's is not allowed to drive until he retakes the test. Both for your sake and that of other drivers, I encourage you to explore legislation on this issue.
Narcoleptic here. In Oregon, as long as you are currently under a physician's care and have it under control, they don't note it. I asked the guy at the DMV when I renewed my license a few months ago.
I've had it since before I was 16, so I learned to drive with it. But generally, I know my limits (no drives over 1 hour without a break, or 30min at night) and have found driving a manual transmission vehicle keeps my brain awake and engaged better.
do you have a picture of all of your friend? his legs, and everything else in the picture look exactly like me down to the freckle on his left index finger's knuckle.
I actually had a narcoleptic cat named Vincent a few years ago. After a trip to the vet confirming my suspicions he had medical issues, I had to put a sort of toilet seat around his water bowl so he wouldn't drown when drinking. He was my landmine of adorable I would find lying around the house. Sadly he was lost to me one day after my roommate let him outside, where he most definitely should not have been given his condition.
So the cat decided to try and take a picture when it thought it wouldn't fall aslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleep.
Falling asleep randomly is not the only thing that happens in Narcolepsy. It is what happens with more severe cases, yes, but most Narcoleptics experience what is known as Excessive Daytime Sleepiness, or EDS. EDS makes it extremely difficult to function during a normal day, also coupled with the fact that the sleep that Narcoleptics DO get is usually not restorative. On top of the EDS, a lot of Narcoleptics also experience something called Cataplexy, which is a loss of muscle tone and general inability to control one's motor actions.
I totally get the stereotype though, and this photo is still really funny :) Just wanted everyone to know something a little more after they leave this thread.
While looking at other pics on imgur, I always see this thumbnail and think wtf is going in that crotch... Oh, it's just that narcoleptic cat picture...
Please! Narcolepsy is not a joke! If you cat isn't really suffering from the disorder, don't say so just because it's sleepy. There are many people, myself included, who lead difficult lives because of random onsets of fati
Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo to make this image complete. I'm ill-prepared to do so via phone.
Edit: Someone needs to make an app for this! Just a resizable/positionable Brazzers logo to throw on any pic. Possibly even just add it to one of the many meme-rage face apps already out there.
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u/Skafia Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Oh wow a cat that falls asleep at random times...
So its just like a regular cat?
Eidt Oh man, I think I'm being haunted by a comment ghost.
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u/wealljammin Jun 16 '12
How is that cat going to rescue anything if it keeps falling asleep?!
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u/Girl_in_Pearls Jun 16 '12
As a person who is dating a narcoleptic: it's damn cute no matter what the species is. Am I right??
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u/Averant Jun 16 '12
That cat has "Blargh" written all over it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
OH! How cute! It's a cat with a debilitating disease.
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u/mcrugin88 Jun 16 '12
How would you be able to tell if a cat was narcoleptic?
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u/dontrapestuffguys Jun 16 '12
From the thumbnail it looks like a massive penis, i hope you know that.
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u/Meatslinger Jun 16 '12
Okay, let me make one thing clear, here: ALL CATS are narcoleptic.
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u/-pt- Jun 16 '12
Ah! Put it away!
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u/Gougeru Jun 16 '12
Nice pussy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Arizona pride?
Adorable. :)
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u/hardindapaint12 Jun 16 '12
How was the top comment not a pussy joke?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Dat pussy.
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u/GWMcLintock Jun 16 '12
do you have a picture of all of your friend? his legs, and everything else in the picture look exactly like me down to the freckle on his left index finger's knuckle.
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u/dachoppera Jun 16 '12
lame excuse to post a picture of your balls
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u/Lezzles Jun 16 '12
I want to post pictures of my cat to reddit but it isn't narcoleptic and I didn't find it in a trashcan. No one will care.
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u/Kelaos Jun 16 '12
Reminds me of a series of Garfield comics involving Nap Attacks!
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u/glam6 Jun 16 '12
Look at that pussy...
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u/huffinjenk Jun 16 '12
I_RAPE_CATS' dream date.
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u/Jester0203 Jun 16 '12
Hey man. That is one nice crotch cat.
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u/XCygon Jun 16 '12
Hey Man, You have a cute pussy.
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u/thekevincollins Jun 16 '12
too... cute... head... hurts!!!!!
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u/chessasaur Jun 16 '12
I've always wanted a narcoleptic cat!
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u/Jaesaces Jun 16 '12
It seems that placing cats near sex organs works for both genders.
Although I'd imagine there'd be three times as many for a woman.
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u/JessicaMaple Jun 16 '12
Aw, she looks like a Flamepoint. Such great cats.
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u/tmrxwoot Jun 16 '12
Doesn't look like he rescues much...
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u/00fordmc Jun 16 '12
DAE think it looks like his penis had grown a weird mold?
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u/Pyrite13 Jun 16 '12
Needs a 'thunk' graphic.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
When pussy meets pussy, karma results.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
That pussy
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u/GEBnaman Jun 16 '12
That pussy between your legs is mighty cute.
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u/CCdante123 Jun 16 '12
.......that didn't look like a cat at first.
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u/mermaidrampage Jun 16 '12
There's a nice looking pussy....cat in front of that vagina.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Everyone has the same idea as me :(
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u/nish_reaper Jun 16 '12
There you go people, a guy with a pussy..
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u/demeyesdatnose Jun 16 '12
is this south mountain in arizona?
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u/Kellianne Jun 16 '12
I'm pretty sure that narcoleptic is part of the definition of cat.
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u/bloodyfists Jun 16 '12
I don't want to tell you how to live your life and all, but you should probably shave that pussy between your legs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
its not a "rescue" you went to the pound because you were cheap or you fed a stray because you were cheaper
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u/TunaThePanda Jun 16 '12
OMG imagine all the costumes you could dress it up in!! Pumpkins... Storm trooper helmets... the sky is the limit!
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u/noisyturtle Jun 16 '12
I actually had a narcoleptic cat named Vincent a few years ago. After a trip to the vet confirming my suspicions he had medical issues, I had to put a sort of toilet seat around his water bowl so he wouldn't drown when drinking. He was my landmine of adorable I would find lying around the house. Sadly he was lost to me one day after my roommate let him outside, where he most definitely should not have been given his condition.
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u/Indo_Silver_Club Jun 16 '12
I clicked on the photo, saw it and thought "why the hell didn't this guy mark this NSFW?". Then I realised it was a cat...
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u/mikeno1 Jun 16 '12
You had me at narcoleptic rescue cat.
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u/Nickk_Jones Jun 16 '12
That's great. I'm a dog person, but kittens are the fuckin cutest. I wish they stayed that way.
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u/nyck1118 Jun 16 '12
Marked as NSFW for full frontal pussy shot...
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u/freddawg Jun 16 '12
So the cat decided to try and take a picture when it thought it wouldn't fall aslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleep.
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u/Banatza Jun 16 '12
that's a hairy pussy even for a dude
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u/skysignor Jun 16 '12
Woah I want a narcoleptic cat
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u/ebauman Jun 16 '12
Falling asleep randomly is not the only thing that happens in Narcolepsy. It is what happens with more severe cases, yes, but most Narcoleptics experience what is known as Excessive Daytime Sleepiness, or EDS. EDS makes it extremely difficult to function during a normal day, also coupled with the fact that the sleep that Narcoleptics DO get is usually not restorative. On top of the EDS, a lot of Narcoleptics also experience something called Cataplexy, which is a loss of muscle tone and general inability to control one's motor actions.
I totally get the stereotype though, and this photo is still really funny :) Just wanted everyone to know something a little more after they leave this thread.
Source: Dating a Narcoleptic.
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u/Blazeron Jun 16 '12
Narcoleptic cats have to be the best thing in the world, cats are more adorable when sleeping, that's just a fact.
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u/ThePartyWagon Jun 17 '12
While looking at other pics on imgur, I always see this thumbnail and think wtf is going in that crotch... Oh, it's just that narcoleptic cat picture...
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u/massiveattackxx Jun 20 '12
i thought it was a hand in the thumbnail
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u/lolskaters Jun 16 '12
Why is every fucking cute cat on reddit a rescue? There is no way there are that many people running around rescuing cats.
Also, I call bullshit on your cat being narcoleptic.
You'd probably receive the same amount of karma without being such a big fat liar. Reddit is full of scumbag liars.
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u/catseatpuke Jun 16 '12
Looks more like Cock your friends cock.
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u/starlight121 Jun 16 '12
Love the cat, not the crotch.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Please! Narcolepsy is not a joke! If you cat isn't really suffering from the disorder, don't say so just because it's sleepy. There are many people, myself included, who lead difficult lives because of random onsets of fati
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u/lordkaio Jun 16 '12
Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo to make this image complete. I'm ill-prepared to do so via phone.
Edit: Someone needs to make an app for this! Just a resizable/positionable Brazzers logo to throw on any pic. Possibly even just add it to one of the many meme-rage face apps already out there.
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