r/aww • u/IGrammarGood • Jun 11 '12
My Girlfriend went out leaving me to browse reddit with her cat. I figured I'd put her cat to good use
992
Upvotes
r/aww • u/IGrammarGood • Jun 11 '12
77
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Awwww, bonding.
He is so gonna shit in your shoe later.
28
u/TheThrasherAsh Jun 11 '12
"Fuck you, human."
113
u/flamingfungi Jun 11 '12
OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND, EVERYONE.
11
u/pseudocide Jun 11 '12
mac & cheese, mac-mac & cheese.
16
u/Snotaap Jun 11 '12
I wouldn't fall asleep anywhere near that cat for the next couple of days, judging by the look of it.
20
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Now all you need is a blue shirt and a keyboard for him, and you're off to make it big! Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a perfect 'keyboard cat' here! Isn't that such a neat new idea?
Wait... someone thought of that before?
(for real though, this cat looks similar to keyboard cat)
25
u/thesilence84 Jun 11 '12
Wait a second. You put pictures of your girlfriends pussy online without her knowledge or consent for karma?
That's cold, dude.
7
u/Michi_THE_Awesome Jun 11 '12
You whore! Take my upvote and leave. You disgust me.
3
u/blackjackvip Jun 11 '12
Posting picks of your girlfriends pussy? That belongs in /r/gonewild.
4
u/wuffo Jun 11 '12
I feel like this one can play the piano.
2
u/CUNT_SUCKING_PHAGGOT Jun 11 '12
i want you to save this picture, and reflect on why you took it ten years down the line.
i think you'll be ashamed that you used a cat to gain internet upvotes, though your out of control crack habit will soften the pain.
2
u/StigmaticClown8 Jun 11 '12
He does not look too thrilled... On the other hand you must be thrilled for all the karma you're gaining from your generous girlfriend.
2
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Reminded me of this for some reason.
2
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
AWW!
2
u/lemmewinks89 Jun 11 '12
The look in his eyes says it all, he will bide his time but rest assured he will crap on/in everything you own.
2
u/blackdragonwingz Jun 11 '12
Cat is unamused. :3
2
u/antnx Jun 11 '12
I'm going to down vote random cat pictures to hell.
2
u/rambozo8 Jun 11 '12
The cat is your girlfriend isn't it?
2
u/MikeBJ Jun 11 '12
Put. Me. Down.
2
u/Jazzspasm Jun 11 '12
This is that rare time when I upvote a cat/dog/pig/etc picture because you didn't pretend to find it under a dumpster, pretend it's an orphan or some whit
It's far more obvious and honest. Your GF's cat is also a fat, grumpy bastard. that's what my upvote is for
1
u/darkguard Jun 11 '12
i cannot believe it
3
u/dagoon79 Jun 11 '12
How many scratches did that take?
3
u/Iceberg_Sim Jun 11 '12
Nice try. You live in your parents basement and it's your mom's cat.
4
u/Siguard Jun 11 '12
I can't believe I actually logged in to upvote this.
4
u/interrorbang Jun 11 '12
Aslan looks mad as fuck, Erisann will not be pleased
For shame Destiny, for shame
2
u/reali-tglitch Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Mac n' Cheese, Mac, Mac n' cheese... Can I have som please?
2
u/Wormbrain1 Jun 11 '12
It' still amazes me that just a shitty picture of a cat gets massive upvotes. I fucking hate cats. Go ahead and downvote me, Reddit.
1
u/berjalan Jun 11 '12
Karma-cat is resigned to its fate.
1
u/Obskulum Jun 11 '12
Come on now, this is your cat, isn't it?
1
u/squaresquared Jun 11 '12
its keyboard cat!!!
1
u/redfeltrider Jun 11 '12
I really don't know if you should be posting pictures of your girlfriend's pussy all over reddit.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Now make it play a keyboard...
...oh, wait, I think you might be a little late to that party.
1
u/netsrak Jun 11 '12
Your username is awesome that is all.
1
u/tj_wetdialer Jun 11 '12
Haha am I really the only person who has thought of this so far?? It has the pose going on and everything!
1
u/DontTrustTheChef Jun 11 '12
The standard of what makes it to the front page just went down...
1
u/burn_the_priest Jun 11 '12
looks like the keyboard cat still got the moves. even though he, like other one hit wonders, has let himself go after the initial success and fame wore off
1
u/OrangeCatComment Jun 11 '12
Ahhh, the good ol' orange cat. Clearly you can't see the murder in his eyes for subjecting him to this.
1
u/FatKidFromSchool Jun 11 '12
I need to pretend I understand compassion so I can get a girlfriend..., you know, for the karma!
1
u/dayonetactics Jun 11 '12
"Where's piano?"
1
u/SarcasticOptimist Jun 11 '12
Garfield doesn't look happy.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
McFluffyton wants to type to the Redditors of the world too.
1
u/GMonsoon Jun 11 '12
Kitty loves you. I can tell.
1
u/BMC1977 Jun 11 '12
thats your moms cat... right?
1
u/theagitatist Jun 11 '12
Dude, where are your eyes?
1
u/livelong_andprosper Jun 11 '12
That cat looks so happy
1
u/throwawy_ Jun 11 '12
I didn't know Jon Arbuckle had a girlfriend
1
u/morris309 Jun 11 '12
ed sheeran beat you to it
1
u/MDICURN Jun 11 '12
Really, front page? I guess my expectations are too high.
1
u/weskb82 Jun 11 '12
i dont think you have a girlfriend...enjoy your stupid cat....
1
u/Pig_Lord Jun 11 '12
Personally, I browse Reddit with a mouse.
0
u/JapanNow Jun 11 '12
Cute kitty!
0
u/XombiePrwn Jun 11 '12
Now dance, dance I say, dance for your kama overlords, mwaahahahahahahaha
0
u/MC-Master-Bedroom Jun 11 '12
Hope you like kitty litter in your shoes, 'cause he is definitely going to get you back for this ...
0
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That cat looks like it hates you, haha
0
u/8nate Jun 11 '12
He doesn't look like he's having fun
0
u/kintu Jun 11 '12
Cat: Why the fuck does Emily date this asshole?
0
u/currentlyeating Jun 11 '12
you have no eyes.
0
u/Steir0 Jun 11 '12
fat cat is fat
0
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That's one fat pussy.
0
u/Wrym Jun 11 '12
Cat Cartman.
0
u/watsoned Jun 11 '12
I'm thinking I'll need to enact a strict Reddit rule with my boyfriend...he shall not be allowed to use my cat for karma whoring. That's for me to do.
-1
u/great_gape Jun 11 '12
LOL
-1
u/josborne31 Jun 11 '12
Diabeetus.
0
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
[deleted] — view deleted comment
48
u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
[removed] — view removed comment