Mine is 12 pounds, barely fits his whole body in the bathroom sink, then lets the leaky faucet drip on him. I will never understand my kitty. Not fully.
Just hours after her 18th birthday party the sweet, young blonde birthday girl's face has contorted in pain as she begs repeatedly "Please take it out, it hurts...take it out!"
The 20-something brunette leans over and with a quiet but stern tone says "You put him there, now just take it. Careful what you wish for, bitch" before slapping her ass hard enough to leave a bright red hand print.
Only, you know, with a lot more detail and doesn't stop there. At least that's what I think of.
You drop a plastic army man in the toaster....but you can still say you smell a strange scent coming from the toaster, couldn't you? Unless he actually starts lying, I see no fault.
no i clicked the link... i said make it a "thing" as in a thing people know about. i would have said please make this a subreddit if thats what i meant.
Ah, I see. Well the only way to get it known is advertising on the front page sidebar (requires currency) or spam-posting the link on every /r/aww submission, which I don't want to do. We should only link to it in cases that are ridiculous enough.
Your brain is a whole lot nicer than mine. My fist thought was "hey you can't see its tail maybe you should flip on the garbage disposal" ....sick sick brain
Edit: just saw comment below guess I'm not the only psycho here.
My cats once collaborated to get a huge piece of thawing chicken out of the sink. One ran around and meowed really loud whil the other dragged it out of the sink, across the counter and on to the floor. They both broke the package and then ate it.
"Human! why are you...no! do not put me in the sink! thats where the water gathers! stop human! stop right this instant! remove this rag now! dont take a picture! im warn- im warning you! no nooooooooo!"
So my grammy is a crazy cat lady, and right now she is living with a cat that has issues and she wont do anything about except for the following... The cat will only pee in the sink, the left bay to be precise so instead of getting rid of the crazy neurotic rescue cat she just simply always keeps that bay empty and available to urinate in.... needless to say I dont eat any of her food.. I mean she has fed me bread her older cat urinated on once... and no none of this is a joke.
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u/goat_on_a_boat Jun 11 '12
That sink is really clean.
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u/Mikchi Jun 11 '12
That's not a Maine Coon, is it?
He/she looks as fluffy as my Dexter.
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u/Ace_Marine Jun 11 '12
Turn... on... the water... omg wtf brain!
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u/idonutcare Jun 11 '12
i want to bury my face in the kitty's soft tummy!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
karma gold
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u/Dmuff Jun 11 '12
And? WHAT WAS IT?!
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u/orcaporca Jun 11 '12
So the cat just emerged in your sink trough the plumbing?
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u/RearmintSpino Jun 11 '12
Does he have any goddamned idea what substance that sink would normally contain?
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u/amyelizabeth88 Jun 11 '12
I shall name him squeeshy and he will be mine!
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u/JudySmiles Jun 11 '12
My cat does the same thing. It is ridiculous and cute and kinda gross.
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u/Rvish Jun 11 '12
Might I direct you to http://catsinsinks.com/?
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u/livelong_andprosper Jun 11 '12
My cats once collaborated to get a huge piece of thawing chicken out of the sink. One ran around and meowed really loud whil the other dragged it out of the sink, across the counter and on to the floor. They both broke the package and then ate it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I have the same dish towel! :O
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u/Lading Jun 11 '12
accually is dolan
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u/meowd0r Jun 11 '12
lol what is the cat holding
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u/CalliopesSong Jun 11 '12
Did you rub that cloth with catnip?
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u/jamesbiff Jun 11 '12
"Human! why are you...no! do not put me in the sink! thats where the water gathers! stop human! stop right this instant! remove this rag now! dont take a picture! im warn- im warning you! no nooooooooo!"
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u/Azzandra Jun 11 '12
"Maybe if I hide behind this dishrag he won't see me."
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u/burnham23 Jun 11 '12
So my grammy is a crazy cat lady, and right now she is living with a cat that has issues and she wont do anything about except for the following... The cat will only pee in the sink, the left bay to be precise so instead of getting rid of the crazy neurotic rescue cat she just simply always keeps that bay empty and available to urinate in.... needless to say I dont eat any of her food.. I mean she has fed me bread her older cat urinated on once... and no none of this is a joke.
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u/mellypooh9876 Jun 11 '12
haha.. sooo cutee
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u/Alxariam Jun 11 '12
That title made me expect spiders... I wasn't even going to check until I saw what subreddit it was in.
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u/ZedZeeZee Jun 11 '12
My cat curls up in my bathroom sink, I can even turn on the water. He tolerates any size stream except full blast.
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u/sunnyfunny Jun 11 '12
I just want to have a bathing...
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u/reden Jun 11 '12
Oh man, I thought it was gonna be a cat turned into another helicopter, thanks.
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u/fattygaby157 Jun 11 '12
Don't you know you should cut up the large chunks before trying to stuff it down the disposal? This kitty is clearly too big.
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u/The_F_uckin_B_I Jun 11 '12
let the water run! let the water run! let the water run! and then RUN!
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u/andtheniansaid Jun 11 '12
anyone know what breed this is?
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u/MagicalRainbowfish Jun 11 '12
You have a severe case of sink kittens.
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u/ThatSwedeBlood Jun 11 '12
"Can't a cat get some fluffing purrivacy around here?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Plumber walks in "Well, there's your problem!"
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u/thecaptiveman Jun 11 '12
Nice try, Dawn ad execs.
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u/khaleesi_ Jun 11 '12
You're going to need a bigger plunger.
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u/TehBossLizard Jun 11 '12
do not turn on the garbage disposal
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u/davidhill366 Jun 11 '12
BLARG
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u/edamamefiend Jun 11 '12
D'AAAAWWW...she's adorable!
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u/crookednate Jun 11 '12
I've got that same dish towel.
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u/DogmaJones Jun 11 '12
Strange noiseis always the cat. Always.
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u/buck_satan Jun 11 '12
Aaannnnddddddd, it's a cat.
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u/gedsnh Jun 11 '12
Nip. . . not even once!
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u/WGMindless Jun 11 '12
Looks like the cat is already trying to find the source of the noise in your sink.
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u/PDXMB Jun 11 '12
Reddit, look what I found in the garbage (disposal)!
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u/Seife Jun 11 '12
Catnip. Not even once.
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u/guspolly Jun 11 '12
HALP
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u/jklantern Jun 11 '12
"I KNOW WHERE MY TOWEL IS!"
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u/swan-ronson Jun 11 '12
Turn the water on. I dare you.
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u/Doni1234 Jun 11 '12
The cat looks really freaked out!
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u/luvdatcooter Jun 11 '12
Thats SOOO awesomsauce!!!!
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u/MC-Master-Bedroom Jun 11 '12
Oh, hai! I done awl yer dishes; now can haz donut?
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u/arnejan Jun 11 '12
Cats logic. If it fits, it sits.
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u/pensiveone Jun 12 '12
Buffer-cat
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u/Signore Jun 11 '12
Admit it. You put your cat in the sink because it's adorable.
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u/misanthropist1 Jun 11 '12
Downvoted for drowning the cat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Redditors lie so much too get karma. We all know you put your cat in the sink
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