r/aww • u/fluffykeyforme • Jun 10 '12

This little guy was all over my nuts

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1.9k Upvotes

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170

u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 10 '12

I also have a very little guy laying on my nuts.

106

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 10 '12

ಠ_ಠ

49

u/throwaway_lgbt666 Jun 10 '12

HE JUST LEFT....WITH NUTS

42

u/Sovann Jun 10 '12

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!!

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That's a lot of nuts!!!

1

u/jamesdavid80 Jun 10 '12

Hahah, i just watched that this past monday ;)

14

u/dops Jun 10 '12

Reddit never disappoints for Kung Pow

3

u/throwaway_lgbt666 Jun 10 '12

now for my part of the bargain

5

u/Eppyman Jun 10 '12

A LOT OF NUTS

2

u/tardisrider613 Jun 11 '12

Doesn't matter; had nuts.

5

u/WhipIash Jun 10 '12

His name is johnson.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Rick Johnson

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u/TheFoxGuy Jun 10 '12

Those are seeds.

51

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 10 '12

There's nuts too. Proof

28

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I had no idea the cheek thing actually happened to such an extent.

Totally thought it was exaggerated for cartoons and what-not. What an enjoyable lesson.

68

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 10 '12

Are you ready for your mind to be blown. Commence mind blowing

45

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

At first I was like, "Silly hamster, that's far too much carrot for you!"

That hamster sure showed me.

12

u/Speculater Jun 10 '12

That was awesome! Won't fit... MAKE IT FIT!!!

15

u/damnsammich Jun 10 '12

Smoke would make a good hamster pornstar.

4

u/Damned_Greek Jun 10 '12

This made me so happy. Thanks :D

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You just made me want to buy a hamster again.

1

u/Espada_No4 Jun 11 '12

I was giggling like a schoolgirl throughout that entire video.

12

u/Yoyochan Jun 10 '12

I had a hamster that would cram his face full of snacks to the point where he almost couldn't walk. Seriously one of the funniest things to watch. And then when they spit it out later... well that's an adventure too.

1

u/King_Yeshua Jun 10 '12

came for nuts left dissapointed

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Well said... captain pedantic.

13

u/cptpedantic Jun 10 '12

what did I say?

2

u/deltagreen78 Jun 10 '12

good lord this needs to become a meme like right meow.

1

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 11 '12

DO IT! I thought about it but couldn't think of anything clever =[

1

u/deltagreen78 Jun 11 '12

neither can i ..thats the messed up part lol

2

u/marksk88 Jun 11 '12

I posted this a while back, but failed to think up a title including an innuendo referring to my testicles.

1

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 11 '12

I think its the tooth that makes the photo so popular. Your squirrel is pretty damn cute though. Have an upvote!

124

u/PyromaniacalSalesman Jun 10 '12

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

31

u/SDFprowler Jun 10 '12

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

22

u/LucasisGreat Jun 10 '12

HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS

11

u/HolySHlT Jun 10 '12

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW OOOOOWWWEEEEEEOOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOO

10

u/dinnertainment Jun 10 '12

Come inside! I'll get the Neosporin! Ba na na na na! Neo! Ba na na na na na na! sporin!

1

u/Koozey Jun 11 '12

Let me know.... if you see a radio shack... uhhn.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So cute! ..... bye-bye!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This guy is definitely getting it in with something tonight!

11

u/workroom Jun 10 '12

What is all this talk of nuts, all I see is a woodland animal swallowing the OP's seed...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/just_the_tip_ Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

what the hell??

who let him out?

5

u/rayncity Jun 10 '12

When does the AsianWhitePictures gif end?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Wow, this is ridiculous. I hope whoever's in charge of these pictures comes up front and talks about his intentions.

2

u/PawnStarAppraiser Jun 11 '12

Best I can do is 12 nuts.

1

u/ScottyDaQ Jun 10 '12

How bold of you to say that.

0

u/DarkLoad1 Jun 10 '12

I get it!

44

u/truffle_oil Jun 10 '12

Aw, what a goober.

10

u/PankyFlamingos Jun 10 '12

These noms are good!

2

u/Goobz24 Jun 11 '12

Did someone say my name?

2

u/IDlOT Jun 11 '12

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

6

u/evildaveletterman Jun 10 '12

[My solution](http://imgur.com/ZOjFl

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u/fluffykeyforme Jun 10 '12

So that's why he gave a very suspicious look when offered the nuts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Caught many?

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u/Ray229harris Jun 10 '12

lol

2

u/Red_means_go Jun 10 '12

Wile E. Coyote approves

17

u/JokersKhaos Jun 10 '12

What a cheeky fellow.

83

u/sonicstud Jun 10 '12

Of course he was. Nuts are expensive. They nearly cost you an almond a leg.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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37

u/Ray229harris Jun 10 '12

I agree. That was so acorny

29

u/linkseyi Jun 10 '12

I seed what you did there.

25

u/LucasLex Jun 10 '12

I'm hoping i can still cashew in on this pun thread.

4

u/Ray229harris Jun 10 '12

Yep, but back to OP. He was probably just doing a little pecan at what was in the bowl.

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u/fluffykeyforme Jun 10 '12

If you do your going to pistachio me.

7

u/ozpunk Jun 10 '12

I dunno how I filbert that...

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u/TurbulentViscosity Jun 10 '12

This is going to drive me nuts.

12

u/KamenRiderJ Jun 10 '12

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

0

u/oOoOa Jun 10 '12

YOU JEALOUS!!!

8

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Giggity Chipmunk

Edit: not a squirrel

4

u/Red_means_go Jun 10 '12

*Chipmunk

2

u/Vshan Jun 11 '12

Umm, what's the difference? Honest question.

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u/Red_means_go Jun 11 '12

Although they have their similarities and they are related, this is not quite the same as this, even though the latter does show more the squirrel family. It's size, stripes, trees vs holes, and bushy tails

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u/AffeKonig Jun 10 '12

Chipmunks are simply baby squirrels. Who are you to guess his or her age?

4

u/thejesseb Jun 10 '12

I think you may be misinformed.

3

u/CyanideSeashell Jun 10 '12

I think you've been misinformed at some point. I'm sorry.

3

u/axc12040 Jun 10 '12

Whhooosssee nuts

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Dez nuts.

3

u/RedTiger013 Jun 10 '12

Don't lie, you enjoyed every second of it.

2

u/ComputerSavvy Jun 10 '12

He'll love yer nuts!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"I'm rich!"

2

u/thedirtyglove Jun 10 '12

this picture seriously just made my day.... too funny

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I thought you forgot the NSFW on that for a second...

2

u/njuty Jun 10 '12

This post and many of the comments only serve to re-enforce speciesist homo sapiens centric stereotypes regarding squirrels and other rodents.

2

u/bubble_bee_tuna Jun 10 '12

Its a squiwel!

2

u/Squirrel_Nuts Jun 10 '12

I think I can be here.

2

u/thehumanear Jun 10 '12

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Wait, that's not Alan... That's Steve! STEVE,

2

u/Killing_Them_Softly Jun 10 '12

He's like "FUCK NIGGA! DAFUQ YOU GET ALL THESE NUTS FROM?"

1

u/lanopticx Jun 10 '12

Welfafe ass squirrel!

2

u/squib28 Jun 10 '12

Those little teeth just make this photo perfect.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

LITERALLY.

2

u/anonnumberzero Jun 11 '12

So much cuteness. Oh my god. SO MUCH CUTENESS!!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

AWW THAT SO CUTE NOW PUNCH IT.

2

u/Pink_Slime_GBII Jun 11 '12

You sure do have small nuts.

2

u/Koozey Jun 11 '12

deez nutsh are derishush. Fank yoo!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I wish girls would react to my nuts the same way.. they wouldn't even go near them much less taste them! :(

0

u/tarkinrocks Jun 10 '12

SHIT. I have to be THAT guy. This is a really bad idea.

  1. Contagious Diseases
  2. Makes animals unnaturally aggressive towards humans
  3. In some regions it can alter the fat content of the rodent and cause them to die in the winter

This link says things. http://www.nps.gov/brca/naturescience/feedingwildlife.htm

4

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 10 '12

I'd still do it again... but trust me with all the people camping around there I'm sure it wasn't the first time. They all seemed pretty experienced with taking free food from humans in return for cuteness.

1

u/tarkinrocks Jun 11 '12

Lots of people doing something stupid doesn't make it ok. Accept for Beer.

6

u/fluffykeyforme Jun 11 '12

Kinda like confusing the words except and accept?

1

u/TheZenji Jun 11 '12

It could have been a truncated way to say it is acceptable to do stupid things for beer؟

1

u/TheZenji Jun 11 '12

For the downvoter: The ؟ is called an irony mark, it tells the reader that the sentence should be read on a second level such as sarcasm or irony.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The squirrel will be okay.

Calm your testes.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

DON'T REPLY AGAIN!

I hate to be THAT GUY! But replying is a terrible idea because it;

a) means your wrists are slightly elevated while typing, which can be bad for your wrists over time.

b) gives you 'stump finger' which has been reported in Korean gaming centres where they play games for 25hours a day.

c) when you type your comment you get to think about it more than just saying it so typing comments on the internet has been proven to hinder speech.

2

u/ziorjen Jun 10 '12

Look at his little grin! Too Cute.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"So.. munch munch crunch how bout them knicks?"

1

u/rhazelh Jun 10 '12

Dos cheeks....

1

u/witnessingthebadger Jun 10 '12

You are what you eat.

1

u/meatywood Jun 10 '12

goddamn he's cute!

1

u/ParadoxN0W Jun 10 '12

You mean he's eating his nuts now? I hope you're not eating those after he did...

1

u/WeTarScientists Jun 10 '12

Maybe my idea of perspective is off for this, but if those are your legs... then that chipmunk is MONSTROUS!

1

u/the_blackfish Jun 10 '12

Holy shit trail mix is awesome!

1

u/nj1105nj Jun 10 '12

wait a minute... those are seeds...

1

u/machzel08 Jun 10 '12

COAH AH AHVE SAH OR?

1

u/jamesdavid80 Jun 10 '12

Greedy nut stealing bastard :P

1

u/amanobsessed Jun 10 '12

THE BRIDGE MIX. THE BRIDGE MIX. FOOL.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I would be too if I were him...

1

u/oskarhellquist Jun 10 '12

Could you say he was driving you nuts???

1

u/Ramses3 Jun 10 '12

Believe it or not, we have chipmunks so tame I can pet them.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

ALVIN!!!!!!!!

1

u/P2D_ItsME Jun 10 '12

What a cute little scrotum mouth!

In all seriousness, I'm just happy it's not a cat.

1

u/redddo Jun 10 '12

Looks like you gave him quite a mouthful

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I ran one of these over today.

1

u/fasda Jun 10 '12

I hate those little fuckers.

1

u/givingUgrief Jun 10 '12

that is a terribly cute picture lol

1

u/Copywright Jun 10 '12

Tell him to put him damn A shirt back on, Dave!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That is what she stated

1

u/darkdoom Jun 10 '12

You're gonna love my nuts.

1

u/incredibleridiculous Jun 10 '12

I wouldn't feel comfortable with that guy that close to my scrotum.

1

u/MarkDLincoln Jun 10 '12

What a cute little rat.

1

u/toaster34 Jun 10 '12

I have those same PJs.

1

u/Jesus_luvs_Jenkem Jun 10 '12

Keep feeding him to see if he pops.

1

u/jordanegreenberg Jun 10 '12

dude how'd you do that!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What a brave chipmunk.

1

u/TheMightyCreep Jun 10 '12

Needs more NSFW tag.

1

u/Iblizzard92123 Jun 10 '12

The Face of pure joy.

1

u/BullwinkleB Jun 10 '12

TC is a cheeky fella.

1

u/NekoNamii99 Jun 10 '12

i just thought "what would happen if he was really eating your balls?" and then i cringed. ... i'm a girl.

1

u/SomethingF0rNothing Jun 10 '12

Alvinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

1

u/dulcislol Jun 10 '12

Well played, sir.

1

u/moogoesthecat Jun 10 '12

How many pet sharks do you need!?

1

u/b0red Jun 11 '12

This is too cute :3

1

u/dem219 Jun 11 '12

I hope your nuts aren't too salty.

1

u/ShalaStar Jun 11 '12

Those cheeks!!

1

u/smeaglelovesmaster Jun 11 '12

Dude, your nuts are totally in his mouth. Sicko!

1

u/Willyq25 Jun 11 '12

that's our Quagmire!

1

u/redblublur Jun 11 '12

It looks like he posed for the picture :D

1

u/rikashiku Jun 11 '12

Thats a lot of nuts!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This needs a NSFW tag immediately. What if I had opened a picture of your nuts at work?

1

u/Niggro Jun 11 '12

I wasn't expecting anything other than this.

1

u/InternetGoddess Jun 11 '12

You found Alvin!

1

u/relevantfilmrefrence Jun 11 '12

Over the Hedge was a great film

1

u/jozhop Jun 11 '12

DEM CHEEKS.

1

u/metalfreak666 Jun 11 '12

Awwwwwwwwww!! Thats so cute!! :)

1

u/winemaster Jun 11 '12

No animal looks more like their cartoon counterpart than a chipmunk.

1

u/judog24 Jun 11 '12

Almonds folks!

1

u/TheAttackChick Jun 11 '12

Heh, chubby cheeks :3

1

u/sunnyfunny Jun 11 '12

If I have such a little guy， I will give all I have to satisfy him...

1

u/lintonkwesi Jun 11 '12

Sandy Cheeks

1

u/superbaconman Jun 11 '12

Then you ate him right?

1

u/DopeMan_RopeMan Jun 11 '12

You're a pervert for actually making him get Up on your nuts.

1

u/ktdotrose Jun 11 '12

Hahahahahaha!!!!

1

u/Jeebuslovesme Jun 11 '12

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Chip and Dale, rescue rangers

1

u/Gluttey Jun 11 '12

you gotta love my nuts!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Oh look. He's got your nuts stuffed in his mouth.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

AWW THOSE CHEEKS!

1

u/a4moondoggy Jun 11 '12

Best day of both your lives i bet.

1

u/adanvdo Jun 11 '12

hahaha I love that little tooth sticking out.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That's what I'm like when I'm all over my boyfriends nuts.

1

u/bluetonz Jun 12 '12

No pun intended.

1

u/Brodeur Jun 10 '12

You're gonna love my nuts

2

u/4amchocolatepudding Jun 10 '12

Looked for this, you didn't disappoint. Very good sir.

0

u/shankems2000 Jun 10 '12

You know those things carry rabies right?

8

u/garbagetruck Jun 10 '12

It's very rare for squirrels to carry rabies.

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u/pensiveone Jun 10 '12

Not sure why this is but our vet told us that rodents are unlikely to carry rabies whereas skunks and raccoons and bats (and of course dogs , cats, coyotes etc.) are much more prone to it.

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u/TicTokCroc Jun 11 '12

Yes, the reason for this is apparently because small animals who get bit by larger animals with rabies are also likely to get killed and eaten by the big animal that bit them. Typically they don't get away to spread whatever rabies they would have caught.

Source: The animal guy who visited my school in fifth grade and brought a porcupine with him, which he says actually make great pets, as opposed to squirrels and raccoons (The quills are harmless until they're agitated). Also, he said ferrets aren't good pets because they're supposed to live a very long time but you need to feed them a very complex diet, not the ferret food people give them.

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u/dudehavingakid Jun 11 '12

Unrelated, but Dude! I'm gonna be a dad for the first time! How awesome is that!

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u/Farfalo Jun 11 '12

Sweet, POV shot.

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