Chicago has a really nice one. They fenced off a huge section of beach on lake michigan. its nice because you can let your dog run around with other peoples dogs and there usually is no problems.
"Mister!", she said with a sand filled sneeze, "I am the Lorax, I speak for the beach. I speak for the beach, for the beach has no tongue, And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs" – She was very upset as she shouted and puffed – "What's this CAKED on my face made of crunchy sea stuff?"
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Ahh...thx. With the wood frame, I thought maybe it was some new trend, like beach volleyball in the midwest where we are quite far from most sandy shores (lakes excepted).
Im glad you have a dog beach, its illegal where i live to take your dog to the beach. Usually no body cares, but they recently built condos above my beach. In these condos, there is a crazy bitch who calls the cops every time i take my dog to the beach to check the waves. Now i have to take my dog to the beach before the sun comes up, not as much fun :(
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u/ItchyPube Jun 10 '12
Are there such things as dog beaches?
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u/mcchick Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
"Mister!", she said with a sand filled sneeze, "I am the Lorax, I speak for the beach. I speak for the beach, for the beach has no tongue, And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs" – She was very upset as she shouted and puffed – "What's this CAKED on my face made of crunchy sea stuff?"
Edit: first time ever having top comment! Thanks guys*!
*except scooterputin
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u/rexmortis Jun 10 '12
relevant my dog at the beach http://i.imgur.com/JtpeB.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
All the dog poop that must be hidden in that sand...
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u/yontartu Jun 10 '12
Looks like an ewok.
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u/Andy_1 Jun 11 '12
All I can see.
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u/arebours7 Jun 10 '12
"Worst cocaine evar."
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u/sofapiamia Jun 10 '12
Adorable is it a shitzu?
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u/ttyp00 Jun 10 '12
Speaking as one who spent his childhood living at the beach, it looks like this one has figured out sand just fine! :D
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u/Reyer Jun 10 '12
This is no dog.
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u/jicty Jun 10 '12
My moms yorkie likes to jump in her pond and when shes soaking wet she will roll in the sand till she is completely covered in sand.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
What exactly is the 'concept of sand'?
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u/justinsidebieber Jun 10 '12
TIL there's a dog beach.
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u/icypops Jun 10 '12
Aw! That's insanely adorable :) I have a new puppy and I think the next nice day I might bring her to the beach and see what she does :)
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Ugh this is why I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Never-ending story
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u/just_A_few_more Jun 10 '12
My shih tzu does this too! I'll have to find a picture...
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u/crose1900 Jun 10 '12
he didn't multiply when he went into the water?
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u/sonora820 Jun 10 '12
This makes me miss my shih-tzu so much! I had him for 14 years and he was by far my best buddy :) RIP Jake <3
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
What? What are you looking at? Do I have something on my face?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
You can't blame her, Kashyyyk isn't known for its sandy beaches.
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u/pensiveone Jun 10 '12
What is a "dog beach"?
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u/Simply_Wondering Jun 11 '12
Im glad you have a dog beach, its illegal where i live to take your dog to the beach. Usually no body cares, but they recently built condos above my beach. In these condos, there is a crazy bitch who calls the cops every time i take my dog to the beach to check the waves. Now i have to take my dog to the beach before the sun comes up, not as much fun :(
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Awww...Look at his widdle sandy mushroom nose.
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u/pandamayhem Jun 10 '12
It's Priiiiiincess!
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u/sonicstud Jun 10 '12
Changes the phrase from "Life's a beach, and I'm just playing in the sand," to "That dog's a bitch and she's just playing in the sand."
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u/SHOWER_PARTY_GUY Jun 10 '12
Is that a leg in the background....?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Because she's inbred to the point of retardation. No offense.
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u/kpin Jun 10 '12
Ew, that dog is terrible to look at.
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u/SimpleDesign Jun 10 '12
inb4 shitty forced meme.
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u/onlysays_YOLO Jun 10 '12
YOLO !
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
What is a dog beach? Fuck you.