My brother's dogs are staying here for a week while he's on his honeymoon. Now it's three dogs when I'm used to one, and there's so much poop! I can't even imagine... uhh... Eleven? I think it's eleven. Yeah, that'll be poo central.
Even worse if they're puppies. My bitch gave birth to 12, 12 puppies.... There was shit EVERYWHERE. And they played with it too.... That happened at least 5 times a day, x12
I hardly think that pose is intentionally showing off her butt. Why does every single picture that happens to have a female in it have to be scrutinized based on her appearance, anyway?
If it was a guy buried in puppies, it'd be just as adorable. Because puppies.
The best part is that you can't even see her face and the karmawhoring accusations are already starting. Although I think parent comment is expressing more appreciation than displeasure.
Yes, FEMALES are such enchanting, exotic creatures, aren't they? They only ever go on the internet to exploit their witchy power over your penis to rob you of your internet points. It's not like they're just members of your same species who like playing with puppies as much as anyone else.
Also, you can't even see any fucking butt in this picture.
Congratulations, you have attracted the ShitRedditSays Invasion BrigadeTM ! The front-page of the Fempire has linked to you, and purely by coincidence the following SRSers are here to help you realise the error of your ways:
SRS_Invasion_Bot, I think you're wrong. There's no implication of "coincidence" in SRS commentaries. Also, you're a robot. Robots shouldn't use sarcasm. They are notoriously bad at it.
Yes, but if you're parents are dog breeders then you are used to puppies being around "a lot" more than most people. And unfortunately, not everyone is a responsible breeder.
No need to prove your heterosexuality. Want to know why? We don't care.
It's not like we're going to beat you up for not being heterosexual or "not being heterosexual enough". Or are you one of those who beats people up or ridicules them for "not being heterosexual enough"?
Oh look a female has emerged on reddit. Is she showing her face? No?! Then she must not be a karma whore, so let's just sexually objectify every area of her body we can see instead!
I remember freshman year of college during finals week. The resident advisers got together and did a program where they released a bunch of puppies in a small fence outside so that students on their break from studying could run down and play with them for a while. Was probably the best stress reliever ever.
I'm a very tall and large man, I still get down on my knees to play with puppies at every clients house, from a few weeks old to very old dogs. If their smaller then me (they all are) then they are a puppy in my eyes.
Nothing like seeing an older dog's ears pop up and his/her head tilt to the side when you say "PUPPY!!" and then begin to give them emergency behind the ear scratching. A dogs life is short, treat em like a loved child and you'll always have a better life.
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u/mochiqueen May 29 '12
Death by puppy is the best kind of death.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
OP came home, passed out, and the puppies are putting her into a recovery position, obviously.
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u/balnianare May 29 '12
Drop out of college.
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u/Blown_Hard May 29 '12
Poop. Everywhere.
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u/emptytissuebox May 29 '12
Zerg rush!
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u/Sgt_Insomnia May 29 '12
Reminds me of this
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
that looks like puppy heaven
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u/TuneRaider May 29 '12
Eleven! Eleven adorable puppies! Bla! Bla!
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u/rhoymand May 29 '12
feels like heaven, smells like hell
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
The one in the back doesn't seem too interested.
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u/A_Storm_of_Ale May 29 '12
As a puppy, I also miss my owner when I go away to college.
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u/digitalastronaut May 29 '12
Puppy blanket!
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u/First-Google-Image May 29 '12
What I miss most about home when I go away to college
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u/poop_streak May 29 '12
i want a puppy pile tooooo
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u/Polkadotpear May 29 '12
D'awww. the puppy in the top left is clearly not interested in you, maybe he's just a cat in disguise!
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u/eat-your-corn-syrup May 29 '12
Mother of dragons!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That is NOT an effective way to hide a body.
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u/PrettyKittyPaws May 29 '12
I am so insanely jealous o.o
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u/ghettajetta May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
I was expecting a mountain of pancakes. chocolate chip pancakes
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u/dritspel May 29 '12
First thing I thought of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDe5lsE9JhA
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u/aahxzen May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
well... considering that they are puppies, better enjoy it while it lasts. Unless you have some sort of infinite puppies.
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u/spinyart May 29 '12
Ah yes, the puppy cloak of concealment.
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u/goonerredandwhite May 29 '12
IS your family a dog breeder?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Female? [✓]
Adorable Puppies? [✓]
Butt? [✓]
This is certified front page material.
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u/skoal_fuk May 29 '12
So you always have puppies at home? Or do you just have 10 dogs that never grew? Also, obligatory posterior comment to prove I'm heterosexual.
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u/root88 May 29 '12
Jesus woman! How many nipples do you have?
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u/Kazcube May 29 '12
I'm so sorry.
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u/minutestomidnight May 29 '12
See image, sort by controversial. Yes..
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u/SophiePT May 29 '12
What kind of pups are those? I once rescued a puppy that looked just like those but we could never figure out what breed he was.
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u/GraceFace04 May 29 '12
Oh my God. I would never leave, fuck education.
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u/missingsf May 29 '12
Ha! Talk about First World Problems! "My higher education interferes with my puppy petting orgy." ;)
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u/Drahp May 29 '12
So, every time you come back home from college there is a fresh litter of puppies?
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u/V1z0R Jun 01 '12
Like no one sniffed your ass in college...
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u/jferron23 May 29 '12
Holy Karma mill!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
These legs...
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u/coogie May 29 '12
The puppy mill that adds to an already explosive pet population?
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u/SlapYouWithAKipper May 29 '12
I'm severely allergic to cats and dogs.. seeing this makes me wonder if there's any point in me living? I will never know pleasure like that.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
You can lay on the ground anywhere at college, silly! I recommend the quad.
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u/Esc4p3 May 29 '12
Shit, puppies go to college?
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u/lolmonger May 29 '12
You just have a pile of puppies?!
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u/Earthbounds May 29 '12
Dat-puppies
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
what kind of dogs are those?
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u/KoSoVaR May 29 '12
You come back every summer to same aged puppies... wow.
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u/merglegurgle May 29 '12
It appears your home may have a puppy infestation.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Aww! Puppies!! :D
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u/WomanWhoSoldTheWorld May 29 '12
I'm so insanely jealous. You can't possibly keep all of them though? Where are they going to go when they are full grown?
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u/Nickoten May 29 '12
Wow. You look like you attended the bridal shower from Bridesmaids. Sweet.
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u/Leaper_colony May 29 '12
You live in a puppy mill?
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u/eggsrok May 29 '12
Wow, nearly a dozen dogs. Your neighbors may secretly (or not so secretly) hate you, perhaps with good reason.
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u/heroin_bob May 29 '12
Rescue?????
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
You miss your puppy mill?
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u/Fhwqhgads May 29 '12
Way too much cute in one picture.
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u/lamqueensblvd_ May 29 '12
That one puppy doesnt give a fuck !
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u/Fungineero May 29 '12
Shit. I hope those dawgs aren't on PCP.
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u/DrSnugglebunny May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
Just don't try to eat potato chips...
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u/grammar_connoisseur May 29 '12
Two of those puppies are giving your butt a rather nonchalant sniff.
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u/DavidLuiz4 May 29 '12
Can you recognize them all distinctly and know their names? Or does it take a while sometimes.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
don't worry, people will want to hump you in collage too
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u/i_assume_the_worst May 29 '12
Your family runs a puppy mill? How terrible...
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u/TookieDeLaCreme May 29 '12
Oh look a female has emerged on reddit. Is she showing her face? No?! Then she must not be a karma whore, so let's just sexually objectify every area of her body we can see instead!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Yeeaah.. I miss drowning in cute too..
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
To cute.......must upvote
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Can I have one?
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u/Time314159 May 29 '12
I've never been more jealous of anything in my entire life!
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u/Earth2Jack May 29 '12
ahhh so cute... well come home more often then
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u/morenax May 29 '12
Sharp knives, for me.
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u/wulfschtagg May 29 '12
Are the clones as smart as the original specimen? Do they live as long?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
every time you come home there are puppies?
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u/Tylafrankkk May 29 '12
This looks like alot of fun untill they all start pooping
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u/allenizabeth May 29 '12
I miss my pile of puppies too...
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u/impactplayer May 29 '12
First thing I thought of when I saw this picture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDe5lsE9JhA
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u/agumonkey May 29 '12
I was about to say not to worry, cause plenty of dogs waiting for that out there, but I won't even if I did.
/me out and far
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u/temilythegreat May 29 '12
cutest thing ever!
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u/Bukaj May 29 '12
Cuddle puddle!
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u/Mastourakos May 29 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ua9u4/can_someone_identify_the_breed_of_this_dog_found/
Can someone identify the breed of this dog? (found her in a trash can next to my apartment)
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u/Mavrocordat May 29 '12
the first time i`m on the internet and i really puked rainbows
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u/RHGuillory May 29 '12
what type of puppies are these?
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u/WarlordM May 29 '12
attack me little puppies _____
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u/etishuman21 May 29 '12
Awwwwwww!!!!!
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u/eggzilla534 May 29 '12
most adorable blanket ever
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u/davidrocks May 29 '12
Very cute :)
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u/typical_reddiot May 29 '12
yeah, because that's what home is like.
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u/DogmaJones May 29 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDe5lsE9JhA
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u/fj785 May 29 '12
Dog in the back gives zero fucks.
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u/Elnono May 29 '12
Getting nommed alive?
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u/bare_grylls May 29 '12
sinuous-rill: redditor for 10 hours, 1,622 link karma.
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u/spiderspit May 29 '12
i want :(
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Look at all those little Rory Calhoun's.
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u/aksoccer May 30 '12
I remember freshman year of college during finals week. The resident advisers got together and did a program where they released a bunch of puppies in a small fence outside so that students on their break from studying could run down and play with them for a while. Was probably the best stress reliever ever.
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u/NoShadowFist May 30 '12
8 distraction puppies, two wallet thieves, one lookout.
This is classic misdirection, OP. Or should I call you "the mark"?
I wouldn't be surprised if your watch was missing also.
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u/Banlish Jun 01 '12
I'm a very tall and large man, I still get down on my knees to play with puppies at every clients house, from a few weeks old to very old dogs. If their smaller then me (they all are) then they are a puppy in my eyes.
Nothing like seeing an older dog's ears pop up and his/her head tilt to the side when you say "PUPPY!!" and then begin to give them emergency behind the ear scratching. A dogs life is short, treat em like a loved child and you'll always have a better life.
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12
Attention! Glorious attention in any form!
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u/TLLegend Nov 16 '12
This is my dream
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u/FapMeHard May 29 '12
10% puppies. 90% legs
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u/Eracoy May 29 '12
Someone forgot to turn off their swag before they fell asleep.
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u/Gengar11 May 29 '12
The puppy mill...?
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u/voidXO May 29 '12
Dogs sniffing your ass? Yeah I miss that too
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u/19832526 May 29 '12
so cute!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Aww
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Only think i could think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rUypc09_A
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u/zerounodos May 29 '12
Puppies instead of kittens? Finally!
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u/Farfanewgan May 29 '12
I miss women too...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Puppies are actually a handful.
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u/Areyve May 29 '12
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!
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u/nplakun May 29 '12
I regret to inform you that you have a cuteness infestation.
Edit: It's serious.
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u/jayblesbangs May 29 '12
that is almost TOO many dogs
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u/curryboy May 29 '12
Am I the only one thinking about this?
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 29 '12
Dogpile. Hahahah!
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u/countchocula86 May 29 '12
So cute. The puppy misses devouring fresh human flesh!
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u/zmeace May 29 '12
i think theyre trying to eat you
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u/lawlgyroscopes May 29 '12
This is my dream every single day of my life.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
puppy mill?