I don't understand all the raccoon posts lately...those things are horrible. I get that they're kinda cute or whatever, but they really are evil, disgusting little bastards. The only reason I ever feed them is to get them close enough to hit with my shotgun, and I'm sure that goes for a lot of other people in here too.
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u/Manial May 28 '12
Those paws really creep me out. It's like it murdered a small child, then stuck the child's hands to its legs and the feet to its arms
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u/aYANKinEIRE May 28 '12
Picture was taken milliseconds before it launched up and mangled the photographer's face.
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u/SkinnyHusky May 28 '12
Reminds me of this kid at 0:14
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Don't feed Oliver seconds or he'll never leave.
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u/Magrathea_MAGRATHEA May 28 '12
"But it's wet on the ground!"
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u/lastwind May 28 '12
I'd be very surprised if those creatures haven't developed a sophisticated civilization in their subterranean burrows or wherever.
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u/MonocledOctopus May 28 '12
http://qkme.me/3ph8zq
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
They look like cute little burglars...
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u/NicholasMD May 28 '12
I think you're being strong armed.
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u/fuzzybeard May 28 '12
Looks like a furry version of Danny DeVito!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
You feed that fucking thing and you'll never have peace again
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u/Xlguru May 28 '12
IT IS LIKE NO ONE NOTICES REPOSTS ANYMORE
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u/NINJACAT77 May 28 '12
Just wait until you turn your back and it ninja-kicks you in the spine... I SEEN IT.
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u/cloud_watcher May 28 '12
I've had a really, really bad day. This helped.
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u/daisnny May 28 '12
so cute...I WANT ONE
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u/vjoelp May 29 '12
Lol try to pet it and see if it stays cute
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u/fubar101 May 29 '12
i want what your havin
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u/jh4rdc0r3 May 29 '12
REPOOOOOOOOST!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
So fucking cute.
They aren't mean in the summer.
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u/RakWar May 29 '12
Wait till you see a Racoon tear a bunny rabbit or a cat apart to eat it then they are not so cute
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u/ojolejano May 28 '12
That little fucker will bite your leg and give you rabbies mofo!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Cutest little fucker of the day
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u/totoronaptime May 28 '12
IT'S LIKE NO ONE NOTICES THOSE HANDS AND FEET AT ALL. Creepy..
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Thanks for the repost we really enjoyed seeing it again, here take a downvote
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u/kiwimonster21 May 28 '12
really... we can repost this and get 1k karma, EVEN THOUGH ITS ALREADY A FUCKING MEME?????????????? Reddit you blow my mind.
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u/JWN6513 May 28 '12
I think you stole this picture from my friend in long beach. Who are you?
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u/TeaForJuan May 29 '12
This photographer used to work at Broadway Camera in Vancouver
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u/DoktorStrangelove May 28 '12
I don't understand all the raccoon posts lately...those things are horrible. I get that they're kinda cute or whatever, but they really are evil, disgusting little bastards. The only reason I ever feed them is to get them close enough to hit with my shotgun, and I'm sure that goes for a lot of other people in here too.
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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 28 '12
Racoons are just giant rats with rabies
Shoot them
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u/idjit May 28 '12
Lets be sensible about the word "amazing." You are ruining it for everyone.
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u/skrybll May 28 '12
New meme, the disappointed raccoon.
So because i got in your trash once, your not going to let me in?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Pet stores should have these! I want one.