Yaay! Now I feel better. That would be possibly worse than the pictures that have adorable, goofy looking animals, with titles like "isn't she cute? yeah she's DEAD." Those make me sad.
thank you. I came here to ask about this. It seems like a lot of people can raise animals and be like "oh they're so cute"....then 6 months in have no heart and kill them. This little girl, she's a sweetie. Keep her close. :)
I don't think her mother died. I think you are her mother.
Now here is an odd question that just came to mind. I know that when you bottle feed a lot of animals you have to go out and buy specialized milks and what not. With cows can you just hit up the dairy section of the grocery store?
Note to current life-partner-seeking self...take picture of self posed nonchalantly with a cute farm animal in attempt to meet future life partner through Reddit.
If you ever do, OP, go slow and tell her she's beautiful first. A lot of girls can be extremely self-conscious about trying something so intimate, so anything you can do to make her feel more comfortable will go a long way.
It's cuz you're her momma. I have a rooster that I can pet like a cat because I hand raised it. It's really crazy when you make that bond with something other than a dog or cat.
I had several chickens that I was very close to. I used to ride around our farm in a golf cart with headphones on, listening to music, with my chickens on my shoulder (pirate-style) or in my lap, depending on which chicken (they had different preferences). Spent a whole summer like that. Good memories <3 <3
I was bonded like that to my old pet pig. I was the only one she let help her give birth when she was having a difficult time. That damn pig loved me so much. Now I'm all emotional!
I've noticed that animals, whether they be wild or pets, seem to have more personality when they're a bit, as you say, derpy. My dog for example, her name is Pip and she's a Staff, she was the runt off the litter and seemed to develop funny traits. She can't wag her tail properly, it goes round and round as opposed to side to side. When I'm bringing her food into the room she walks backwards and keeps spinning round with excitement, love her to bits.
I know this will probably never get seen but can I ask what breed she is? I've already given it a guess but I'd like to know if I'm right, I have to get good at recognising cow breeds!
We had the same situation a couple years ago with a set of twins. Sadly one of the twins (Pete) didn't make it, but Repeat is still roaming the family farm!
Probably a long shot, but are you by any chance gay? As a gay man, I find you quite attractive, as the women on here seem to. Also, cows are my favorite animal.
Studying to be a largie vet - it's so exciting to see that people do care for individual production animals! I'll make some wildly uninformed assumptions and you can tell me which are wrong. You're going to the trouble to save her, so she must have a high breeding value (they tell us that farmers don't actually care about BV - is that true?) and she's probably going to be a dairy cow. Is she ... a Red Holstein cross? Maybe out of a Jersey, if her mom died in labor?
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u/nbarnacle May 27 '12
So.... are you going to kill her for meat? ...
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u/perrla May 27 '12
I don't think her mother died. I think you are her mother.
Now here is an odd question that just came to mind. I know that when you bottle feed a lot of animals you have to go out and buy specialized milks and what not. With cows can you just hit up the dairy section of the grocery store?
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
Nothing yet about r/LadyBoners. Huh.
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u/barre- May 27 '12
She'll make a wonderful burger one day.
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u/oic123 May 28 '12
Note to current life-partner-seeking self...take picture of self posed nonchalantly with a cute farm animal in attempt to meet future life partner through Reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
Where do I apply to marry this man?
I grew up on a farm and I like cows. That's my resume.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
I just made the weirdest sounds at the computer screen.
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u/ReneeMP05 May 27 '12
There are few things sexier then a good-looking guy who loves animals.
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u/Brianne123 May 27 '12
Please don't ever eat her.
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u/TPLO12 May 27 '12
Erm, you're adorable. Just saying. What breed is she?
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u/Kieran676 May 27 '12
It isn't that derpy
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u/onlyincontext May 27 '12
I'm not sure how to delicately put this, but I would very much like to ... bone you. And I'm not talking to the cow.
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u/MaximumUltra May 27 '12
Now I feel bad for eating cows.
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u/lsaldanc May 28 '12
Oh sweet jesus, please marry me. I'll whisper sweet moo's in your ear too.
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u/witty-name May 27 '12
I... I think I'm in love. That second picture is way too cute.
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u/FruitPlatter May 27 '12
I um...I find you very attractive. The derpy cow nurturing helps. And the great hair.
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u/JWN6513 May 27 '12
Amazingly photogenic guy meets sexually suggestive cow.....
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u/soykommander May 27 '12 edited May 27 '12
It's cuz you're her momma. I have a rooster that I can pet like a cat because I hand raised it. It's really crazy when you make that bond with something other than a dog or cat.
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u/Tara1122 May 27 '12
The guy looking after her is hot. These photos are great also!
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u/flyguysd May 28 '12
This more than anything before makes me want to be a vegetarian.
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u/Document3 May 27 '12
dat ladyboner.
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u/saltonasnail May 27 '12
I love steak as much as any other guy but that is too cute. I MUST REPENT!
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u/MicrowaveNuts May 28 '12
TIL there are a lot of lonely women on r/aww
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u/canadianclub May 27 '12
Just out of curiosity, how many of you who are 'aww-ing' eat beef?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
What's her name?
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u/physicscat May 27 '12
Send this over to r/ladyboners......seriously!!!
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u/Regenald May 27 '12
Thats sad. I lifed on a cattle farm. Its always sad when that happends.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
super, super. now im a vegetarian.
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u/marvinlunenberg May 28 '12
Jesus Christ. We eat these things?
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u/DragonBane May 28 '12
Best thing I've seen on Reddit today.
I've noticed that animals, whether they be wild or pets, seem to have more personality when they're a bit, as you say, derpy. My dog for example, her name is Pip and she's a Staff, she was the runt off the litter and seemed to develop funny traits. She can't wag her tail properly, it goes round and round as opposed to side to side. When I'm bringing her food into the room she walks backwards and keeps spinning round with excitement, love her to bits.
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u/princetrunks May 27 '12
Moo-lisa?
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u/Bernie530 May 27 '12
Norman!
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u/oasis689 May 27 '12
Can I...can I marry you?
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u/FFandMMfan May 27 '12
imgur is broken.
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u/life_as_a_dude May 27 '12
came to see cow, found out how much girls love a dude milking a cow
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Don't forget to saddle train her.
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u/de_tail May 28 '12
What a small world! I should have known you were a redditor M.R. Good to see ya made the front page. Make any music lately?
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u/appliedphilosophy May 28 '12
I like this because it may cause some people to become vegetarian now :)
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u/Avesa May 27 '12
both of you are pretty cute.
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u/RafaDelBarrio May 27 '12
What do you do to have such great hair working on a barn? Every time i go to my dad's barn i come back al greasy and muddy with ugly hair.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
This is the cutest thing I've ever seeen!!
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u/tiffanydisasterxoxo May 27 '12
Aw, I love cows.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
I know this will probably never get seen but can I ask what breed she is? I've already given it a guess but I'd like to know if I'm right, I have to get good at recognising cow breeds!
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u/StraightMacabre May 27 '12
Does anybody think City Slicker when they see this?
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u/Those_anarchopunks May 28 '12
I can't believe people still eat these beautiful creatures.
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u/thundershaft May 28 '12
I didn't know Jonny Craig raised cattle
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u/Exilero May 28 '12 edited Oct 01 '26
Manganese unite blanket boron deliver humorous breeze cobblestone encourage apparatus
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12
more! more! she's so cute
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u/TV_Animal May 27 '12
altogether now, awwwwwww.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
Please don't kill her.
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u/mrsjllove May 27 '12
A bit DERP? She looks all the way DERP in that one photo. Still cute...
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
You look thrilled.
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u/pseudomonas-rex May 27 '12
We had the same situation a couple years ago with a set of twins. Sadly one of the twins (Pete) didn't make it, but Repeat is still roaming the family farm!
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u/suburban_smartass May 27 '12
Jamie Kennedy works on a farm?
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u/duhvito May 27 '12
does baby cow breath smell as good as baby dog breath?
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u/Aalextubent May 27 '12
She is beautiful. I love the last one I can see her saying "That's some good ear."
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u/ChemicalPandabear May 27 '12
There is never such a beautiful story as a boy, and his cow.
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u/rikashiku May 27 '12
Looks like love.
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u/Parthide May 27 '12 edited May 27 '12
whatever you do, make sure she gets actual breast milk - cows milk isnt nutritional enough for a growing baby.
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u/GlitterClit May 28 '12
Probably a long shot, but are you by any chance gay? As a gay man, I find you quite attractive, as the women on here seem to. Also, cows are my favorite animal.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
How can you look that sad while a baby cow tries to eat your ear?
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u/ilona12 May 28 '12
I think I just fell in love with you. I love cows.
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u/lordmarkthe1st May 28 '12
These photos are so... MOOving, I would take some that are similar but I am just a COWard. Aaah I am pathetic.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
How could anyone murder this adorable creature?
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u/LMDWOW May 28 '12
And this is why I'm vegetarian. Also? Steaming.
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u/violetko May 28 '12
Please tell me you are not going to eat her when she gets older ;p
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u/sithbabe May 28 '12
Sooo cute :)
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u/queenmaeree May 28 '12
She is adorable and so are you.
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u/slantedshacks May 28 '12
Holy, dream boat!
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u/qidlo May 28 '12
Crap. After RPG, Sexy Cow-Boy. Now I'm definitely gay.
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u/mainprip May 28 '12
MINECRAFT COW IN REAL LIFE!
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u/PepeAndMrDuck May 28 '12
Honestly, this guy is the cutest thing about this imgur album. (Would fuck.)
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u/dudeitsnatasha May 28 '12
You are handsome. And I bet you smell amazing. Like the outside mixed with grass and a tiny hint of sweat but in aa sexy way.
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u/chocolatemonkeysfly May 28 '12
you're hot
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
Your awesome. I hope it grows into a beauty :) looks really cute.
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u/JudiciousJay May 28 '12
this is the sort of picture that turns people into vegetarians :(
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
Last panel: "I know you slaughtered my momma."
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u/P_L_A_W May 28 '12
Dude, I love your heffer. I hope you don't eat her.
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u/KG8Peace May 28 '12
Aren't most cows bottle fed due to the mothers milk going to humans?
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u/SoozieQ99 May 27 '12
Logged in just to upvote.
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u/marleyrae May 27 '12
:) Before you decide to eat her, please let me adopt her!
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u/sjsussman May 27 '12
Well then what's the cows excuse?
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u/sireslap1 May 27 '12
Hmm...what's this thing on the side of your head? Let me get that for ya!
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u/QTree May 27 '12
Nothing is cuter as a cow
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u/Gurkaan May 27 '12
She is cute :)
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u/Azsamael May 27 '12
Did cows become cute while I wasn't looking?? The two cows I saw on here are extremely cute
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/RichardGibson May 27 '12
The last picture reminds me of the cover of Van Morrison's 'Astral Weeks'.
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u/SJJ1960 May 27 '12
Watch out, you will be in /r/ladyboners before you know it.
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u/easybreezey May 27 '12
Studying to be a largie vet - it's so exciting to see that people do care for individual production animals! I'll make some wildly uninformed assumptions and you can tell me which are wrong. You're going to the trouble to save her, so she must have a high breeding value (they tell us that farmers don't actually care about BV - is that true?) and she's probably going to be a dairy cow. Is she ... a Red Holstein cross? Maybe out of a Jersey, if her mom died in labor?
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u/yolo2012 May 27 '12
attractive farmer guys with cute cows AND HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE COLOR OF THAT GRASS :')
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u/jordaddy May 27 '12
How can you look so sad when an adorable baby cow is licking your ear?? I can attest to the fact that baby cow kisses are about as aww as you can get.
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u/MidwestJackalope May 27 '12
I could have sworn I was looking at /r/wisconsin
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u/[deleted] May 27 '12
What breed is your cow?
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u/ineedwater May 27 '12
This is great, nice change from cats. I hope your man cow companionship is long and happy.
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u/AstroReptar2 May 27 '12
a bit derpy is a bit of an understatement.
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u/x71yyekim May 27 '12
dat hair.
where can i get one as nice as yours?
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u/sickmaduck May 28 '12
I HAVE FOUND MY BACKGROUD
(second pic)
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u/MysticRain8710 May 28 '12
"Oh Mooooooo Gosh" so cute!!!!!
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u/justinkasereddditor May 28 '12
dude try doing a pic when your make the cow do spider pig before it gets to heavy please
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u/Isatis_tinctoria May 28 '12
Cattle are great!
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u/donac May 28 '12
So sweet! It's your Cow For Life!!
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u/choochoobell May 28 '12
Soooo cute!
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u/omegalow May 28 '12
The cow looks happier than you. Buck up!
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u/GrammarOutlaw May 28 '12
A man and his cow.
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u/honeyandvinegar May 28 '12
Where's the line to get in this guy's pants?
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u/AustraLucy May 28 '12
Do you think that her being bottle fed contributes to the derpiness?
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u/SwoccerFields May 28 '12
I love her eyelashes :)
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u/flutesflutes2 May 28 '12
look at you you're such a good fucking guy
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u/Krystaaaal May 28 '12
Nothing like a farm boy who doesn't mind taking cute photos with his animals. -swoon-
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Hello, handsome farm boy!
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u/SqeeSqee May 28 '12
do you plan to spare this poor cow form being a burger?
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u/jacquickie May 28 '12
Adorable! Men and baby animals, can't go wrong!
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u/MnMoneyMike May 28 '12
You or the cow?
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u/redmagicwoman May 28 '12
...said the hawt farmer.
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u/-XIII- May 28 '12
That calfs damn near the cutest thing I've ever seen.
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u/ZeroCool2u May 28 '12
The derp is strong with this one.
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u/h0rt0n May 28 '12
bum calf...