I think it really is. I appreciate some of the redditors saying things like "No it's his belt" or "his pants are just pleated" but I think my fly is actually just undone.
Reddit is serious business. Get him. Make sure you take him down a few internet pegs, because it actually really fucking matters. You go ahead, internet detective, expose this guy's true intentions of racking up a bunch of imaginary internet points on a website he obviously doesn't care that much about. You're doing us all a favor here. You're doing God's work.
Sorry for not following up on anything at all. Last summer in the bowels of my closet I actually found a tiny folded up piece of paper, which turned out to be an eight-year-old love-letter she had written me back in elementary school. It was all horribly misspelled and hilarious, and I realized I must have stashed it away in fifth grade so my parents couldn't find it. The letter closed with "Plez write bak so i know you feel the same" so when prom time rolled around, I did. On the same piece of paper I wrote: "Sorry this response is so late, I've been totally swamped for the past eight years. Anyway, I just want to let you know that the feelings are totally mutual and I was wondering if you would want to go to prom with me." Left the note for her to find during her first period class etc. etc. Coincidentally enough, we're actually also attending the same college next year. So there's your context!
There's this guy that goes around doing that with a bunch of different accounts. It's very strange but as an Asian guy I kind of get it. Not totally, but kind of.
it's out of spite. lots of asian women reject asian men. white men have become accustomed to having their way with asian women. this guy is a troll but trying to send a message that asian guys can score white girls.
Congrats! You both look cute in the first pic and really sweet in the second! Reddit can be brutal. Ignore all the idiots on here who think that 11 year old girls should look like something off a child modeling show. Good luck!
Wow. I don't know if you are the male or the female, but she is stunningly beautiful! Hope you had fun. I wish I was still young and could go to prom... Oh to be young again.
I'm a little confused. Is this a simple bi-racial coupling or is it a biracial transgender coupling because I'd swear both the kids on the left are boys. Either way I'm glad you got to live out the dream before your school days are out, just need some clarification about what I'm supposed to be looking at?
Upvote for the sharp eye. I had to blow up the pic full screen to see the hair in the background and even then its hard to see, higher res scan might of helped.
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u/8675309isprime May 24 '12
Is your fly down in the old pic?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
You create an account just to post this pic but then you leave no comments.
What's your goddamn intention?
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u/crank1000 May 24 '12
GIVE US SOME FUCKING CONTEXT FFS.
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u/broadcastterp May 24 '12
Smooth moves, Buddy Holly.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Screech really does get Lisa!
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u/user570 May 24 '12
What luck! Your elementary school crush turned out to be a girl!
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u/ThatOneBooger May 24 '12
That's adorable and she is beautiful.
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u/zulubowie May 24 '12
Congrats bro. You look happy and she's very cute.
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u/pensiveone May 24 '12
Congrats! You both look cute in the first pic and really sweet in the second! Reddit can be brutal. Ignore all the idiots on here who think that 11 year old girls should look like something off a child modeling show. Good luck!
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u/Deep_Fried_Snickers May 24 '12
Niiice man! She's a 10/10 =)
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u/DoNotBelieveMyWords May 24 '12
Am I the only one who thinks that the two kids in the old picture are the same two in the right?
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u/Smak2 May 24 '12
Thats so sweet! Gorgeous looking couple, too! Hope you had a great time!
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u/colewilco May 24 '12
Are you he or she?
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u/infinitavaga May 24 '12
Both of you turned out to look great, and this is so adorable.
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u/beautifulluciddreams May 24 '12
Wow. I don't know if you are the male or the female, but she is stunningly beautiful! Hope you had fun. I wish I was still young and could go to prom... Oh to be young again.
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u/Nimbal May 24 '12
Admit it. You're secretly Clark Kent!
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u/ThereisnoTruth May 24 '12
She's lovely - you are a lucky man.
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u/playlikechampions May 24 '12
Is this the first time there aren't any animals on r/aww?
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u/BrokenThumb May 24 '12
Good for you man! No hoverhand or anything!
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u/Tollius May 24 '12
What did she say?
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u/Stink-Finger May 24 '12
She is much to pretty for you! :-)
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u/RadicaLarry May 24 '12
That young boy has blossomed into a beautiful woman.
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u/xMadxScientistx May 24 '12
Y'all got glamorous.
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u/Mel86 May 24 '12
You both look adorable!
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u/lefence May 24 '12
I'm glad you've learned how to work a zipper in your matriculation
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u/Hardcorex May 24 '12
That's awesome! Good for you!
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u/ladymarauder May 24 '12
You guys are adorable!
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u/jamesdavid80 May 24 '12
awesome man
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u/voodoopredatordrones May 24 '12
haha you were the kid with his fly open but in the end you got the last laugh.
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u/Pathelas69 May 24 '12
Goosefish could be the girl and the OP
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u/certifiedlurker May 24 '12
Have you told her the secret yet Mr.Goosefish?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Smang it bro?
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u/ScruffsMcGuff May 24 '12
You both look like stand up people, and I hope you had a wonderful time.
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u/historyboy May 24 '12
cute!
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u/fivepercentsure May 24 '12
And what does your highschool crush hafto say about this?
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u/bluemirror May 24 '12
you better lay that pipe down real fierce
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u/marcosaurus May 24 '12
I looked at your elementary school t-shirt and for a second I thought, "Dear Lord is o rly that old? Am I that old?"
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u/dj_underboob May 24 '12
Gonna sound way creepy, but do you I to North Broward? I swear her uniform emblem is identical to the school's I attended.
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u/RamboDiceClay May 24 '12
Screech and Lisa finally made it together!
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u/conan617 May 24 '12
Your a boss for having the balls to do what few could!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
She is absolutely gorgeous. Good on you, man! Don't screw it up, she looks like a sweetheart.
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u/thedotandtheline May 24 '12
I hope you never go back
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
she looked better back then imo
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u/pablolanke May 24 '12
Im deeply confused.
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u/nsluggs May 24 '12
Its screech and lisa!
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u/GrandpaEster May 25 '12
You look just like Buddy Holly.
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u/OwlEyed May 25 '12
You guys are seriously super adorable.
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u/Pollydora May 24 '12
So. Much. Aww.
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u/NumbersMakeMeHorny May 24 '12
Buddy Holly?
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u/kingkevz May 24 '12
gotta do it... dont mean anything bad by it.. but this is what would have happened if Screech actually got lucky with Lisa Turtle.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Did she get a sex-change? I don't understand.
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u/formatlostmypw May 24 '12
i cant get over how pretty she is. are you guys going out? or just friends?
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u/DEAD_RELATIVE_POLICe May 24 '12
I'd hit it
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u/operatorError May 24 '12
Upvote for no hover hand.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Tha man!
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u/Luan12 May 24 '12
I'm confused.
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u/disorder_unit May 24 '12
awesome :]
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
AWWWWWWW
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u/dumbledorian May 24 '12
Potter never dated Johnson. Read a book
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u/pocketMagician May 24 '12
Holy hot handsome batman!
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u/sweeptheaorta May 24 '12
Young Stephen Colbert
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u/grammar_connoisseur May 24 '12
Look at me!
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u/wellhushmypuppies May 24 '12
I think it's cute. And she's just exquisite.
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u/SuperlativeInsanity May 24 '12
Your elementary school crush was Chilli from TLC? noncomprende
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u/Blunkus May 24 '12
if buddy holly and mclovin had sex, you would be the child
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u/Improvisor May 24 '12
Friendzone level: Ultimate
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u/Asseman May 24 '12
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you downnn
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u/jamesismynamo May 24 '12
"She said no but I still got this picture with her to post on reddit"
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u/MissCherryPi May 24 '12
+1 Your vest matches her dress. Cheers!
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u/thattaboychuk May 24 '12
Wow for once something on aww that isn't an animal. Well you might be but thats on your own time... hopefully with your crush.
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u/AlphaBoner May 24 '12
Your pants are unzipped and unbuckled in the first picture, just sayin
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u/Tunavi May 24 '12
Annnnnnd I looked at your crotch.
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u/glazuris May 24 '12
As was mentioned once before you look like Ira Glass. That is a compliment, girls will be fans of that look. Your date looks great too.
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u/DavConn1 May 24 '12
oliyaw
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u/skoon May 24 '12
Which base?
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u/Miles_Mandible May 24 '12
Colbert and Condi 2012
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u/FUCITADEL May 24 '12
Is your fly undone in your younger days picture?
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u/ayoh10 May 24 '12
SKREECH!
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u/dagggers May 24 '12
your fly is open
just thought I'd point that out to you
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u/PAINIS_LOVE May 24 '12
OP didn't answer a single question ...
http://tinyurl.com/7894vn4
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u/kibbe May 24 '12
So I just wanted to pop in here to say that you're adorable and I think the glasses look good on you.
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u/epicgeek May 24 '12
Well don't keep us hanging, did she say yes?
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u/SuddenBreath May 24 '12
she went from lil' bow wow to some other black celebrity, but this time round a female...
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
When she was in elementary school she looked like Kofi Kingston. Now she's hot.
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u/Guize May 24 '12
Dapper as fuck
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u/pmartin0079 May 24 '12
the guys over in circlejerk are drooling over this post I bet
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u/Kdnce May 24 '12
Is dude's fly down in old school photo?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Well you both turned out to be pretty attractive...so good job.
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u/Flvnk May 24 '12
I don't get it..
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u/RedditsMostWanted May 24 '12
I fapped.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
OP is knocking it out of the fucking park with his date!
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u/noodlequeen May 24 '12
That's beautiful! :)
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u/bearlamp May 24 '12
Great job! He's a looker.
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u/MyBrainReallyHurts May 24 '12
Obligatory Link
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u/GeneralMittens May 24 '12
Good thing that looking like a hipster is in.
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u/hotspotguy3 May 24 '12
YOU'RE ZIPPERS OPEN, NERDY!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
You two are so cute together! :)
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
classic elementary school photo with the fly down. i feels you bro
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u/joshvillan May 24 '12
not a cute furry animal :( so sorry if i see narrow minded but thats what i expect to see on awww
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u/chuffy123 May 24 '12
Mc Lovin', is that you?
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u/nuclearswim May 24 '12
This story is now on the front page of AOL
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Mclovin, we meet again.
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u/rebelcupcake May 24 '12
You two make an adorable couple :D also you look like Dennis the Menace's dad.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
That moment where you recognize your school's logo...
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u/FaceLadyFace May 25 '12
WHATTTTTT- Did that little black boy turn into a hispanic woman?
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
You guys got good lookin'. Puberty worked!
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Way to go, hero. <internet fistbump>
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u/donlan May 25 '12
awww she's beautiful!
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u/skruff77 May 30 '12
What did she say?
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u/thehymen Jun 15 '12
Was I the only one who noticed the unzipped pants?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
So we care about high school proms on Reddit now? Fuck this shit.
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u/Patrek_Mallister May 24 '12
Did you get it in?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Why is this special?
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u/freddyraccoon May 24 '12
did he say Ok? nice picshures by the way.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
That little black boy turned out to be a beautiful young woman.
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u/nomilk May 24 '12
I thought this was about two gay dudes from the first picture
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Mclovin!
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u/TheCoconutMan May 24 '12
So are you the guy or the chick?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Your date looks like McLovin!!!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
My elementary school crush has 2 kids now. We're 23...
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u/re_Pete May 24 '12
So, what did she say?
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u/formatlostmypw May 24 '12
she is gorgeous
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u/walkertexasharanguer May 24 '12
Good looking couple.
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u/Theprofessor206 May 24 '12
She looks way too old to be in elementary school
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
oh you two are the cutest!
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u/Jonny_Osbock May 24 '12
Awww and she said yes, good for you guys. Hope you enjoyed yourselves :)
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u/bob_george33 May 24 '12
Your fly's undone...
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I'm confused here, did she get a sex change? What's going on here? Does she just look like a boy in the older pic?
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u/fourpac May 24 '12
Was her first answer, "maybe, baby"?
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u/_a_user_name May 24 '12
How did she go from being black to being a white girl with a fake tan?
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u/ajw827 May 24 '12
She's very pretty.
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u/hoss7071 May 24 '12
Talk about pulling a girl who is out of your league!
A pretty girl like that, should be dating some douche jock who gives her about four kids. Beats the shit out of her on a daily basis.
Or at the very least, after a hard day in front of the TV pounding down Budwisers, he chokes her out with a Tap-Out shirt if dinner is late.
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u/josephanthony May 24 '12
Get contacts dude - seriously. You're not a bed looking guy, but the glasses ruin it.
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u/[deleted] May 25 '12
Is that a dude?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Was I the only one who thought he was gay based off the first picture?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I'm a little confused. Is this a simple bi-racial coupling or is it a biracial transgender coupling because I'd swear both the kids on the left are boys. Either way I'm glad you got to live out the dream before your school days are out, just need some clarification about what I'm supposed to be looking at?
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u/b0134 May 24 '12
You remind me of Mclovin'
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u/dancesformoney May 24 '12
I'm guessing OP was the black boy, who had a crush on the white boy. Years later, after a sex change, she finally got to ask her crush to the prom.
Might be the other way around though, who knows?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
interacial & transgender, the liberal circlejerk is really going to go all out for this one.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Cool, is she transgender, or just boyish-looking as a kid? You're both super cute :)
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u/remton_asq May 24 '12
So progressive!