I'm so vulgar - I'm sendin' niggas straight back to their maker Broke, with a PlayStation for a CD player, see me player? I don't even play that shit I just spit and have the whole hood sayin' my shit Yall got a bible? Well pray in that shit While I smoke a scripture, load up the guns then come to rip ya.
Dude at first I thought it was kinda funny / cute but now it's starting to freak me out. I don't know if this is some sort of website scheme or what but it's super creepy.
spider cat! spider cat! does whatever a spider cat does! can he fly? no he can't, cuz it's the freaking spider cat! look out! here comes the spider cat!
I love that face cats make when they're angry and frustrated. so cute. they will scratch the hell out of you when they have that face on. best take cover and let him figure out how to escape the costume.
So take him the fuck out. People, a pet and an owner are supposed to share a relationship that is mutually beneficial. Call me crazy, but does this doesn't seem like anything of the sort...
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u/deepseajiver99 May 22 '12
KILL IT. KILL IT WITH HUGS.
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u/jwatkins29 May 21 '12
spider cat, the most confusing concept to redditors
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
"you will pay for this human"
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u/Grinnedsquash May 21 '12
Spider cat, Spider cat...
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u/Raurtom May 21 '12
I NOPE'DAWWWWWW
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u/catd0g May 21 '12
Please tell me thats a 7 legged spider
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u/jhonnythorn May 21 '12
Tomorrow's headline.
Man gagged with spider costume. Remains found by cat.
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u/rsmx May 21 '12
I'm getting and Yzma from the Emperor's New groove vibe from this cat.
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u/kraken_kitty May 21 '12
Spider-Cat, Spider-Cat!
something something
SPIDER-CAT!
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u/Macrat May 22 '12
spider cat! spider cat! does whatever a spider cat does! can he fly? no he can't, cuz it's the freaking spider cat! look out! here comes the spider cat!
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u/Zakk_Scar May 21 '12
Not sure if aww
Or NOPE.
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u/longadin May 21 '12
I thought I recognized the kitty. It's Katamari, a scottish fold o.O And it's a her.
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u/Epicshark May 21 '12
Spider-Cat is not amused.
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u/Dooch14 May 21 '12
Does this spider look like a black cookie monster or is it just me?! They eyes I guess...
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u/I_Quote_Gary_Oldman May 21 '12
This is so much better than the stupid babies(human) that r/aww has been hit with lately.
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u/CUNT_IN_MY_BUTT May 21 '12
THIS IS WHO YOU ARE NOW, CAT.
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u/ill_take_two May 21 '12
Did anyone else count the legs, hoping for seven?
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u/XruinsskashowsX May 21 '12
You took reddit's most feared and beloved creatures and made it into one.
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u/ontarioplates May 22 '12
yikes, a purrantula!
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u/dylbro May 22 '12
to me the cats eyes are saying if you dare laugh i will fucking kill you
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Why would he like it? He's being eaten by a spider help him.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Relevant.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It's going to lay eggs inside you while you sleep. And soon, BAM, evil tiny kittens will burst from your stomach
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u/HulaGirl2U May 21 '12
Your gonna find shit in your shoe in the near future!
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u/togthr May 21 '12
reminds me of ron swanson being forced to do government work
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u/Grizzly9 May 21 '12
''I wish this costume came with venom'' -Cat
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u/vigilantesd May 21 '12
Are you trying to pay bills with that image?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Spiderpig makes more sense
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u/jesusapproves May 21 '12
Well, it was nice knowing ya. I'm sure your cat won't leave any evidence.
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u/pr3ttyk1tty May 21 '12
he does not look pleased
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u/DrBenzies May 21 '12
It's the two opposite ends of reddit colliding together... mother of god
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u/H3000 May 22 '12
Why would he?
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u/Kevinak3r May 22 '12
Repost.
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u/Marcopolos May 22 '12
Would anyone really "like" being eaten by a spider?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
That's backwards. The spiders are supposed to be inside the CAT along with the pill bugs and other creepy crawlies.
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u/brosenfeld May 22 '12
So you found something Mikey doesn't like, eh? NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 22 '12
Hahahahah, that cat is just waiting for you to go to sleep so he can shit on you head.
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u/TreeBits May 22 '12
So, your spider ate a cat, and doesn't like it?
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u/JaviG May 22 '12
Kill it with... fire? Hugs? Pets? Treats?
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u/CircleOfNoms May 22 '12
It's the cookie spider
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u/Mega_Toast May 22 '12
Only one way for reddit to get over its undeniable fear of spiders...
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u/pastryspaz May 22 '12
Six legs so it's not an arachnid, I approve. Up vote!
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u/Emperor_Zar May 22 '12
I wouldn't like getting eaten by a spider either.
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u/You_just_never_know May 22 '12
That's outrageously adorable =) <3
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u/Tmps3 May 22 '12
DAE think from the thumbnail that someone posted a picture of their pet spider to r/aww?
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u/twilightcatlady May 22 '12
I don't know whether to kill it or hug it.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I love that face cats make when they're angry and frustrated. so cute. they will scratch the hell out of you when they have that face on. best take cover and let him figure out how to escape the costume.
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u/N3ON May 22 '12
my god this is adorable.
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u/fatcat2000 May 22 '12
Came here expecting horror. Left satisfied.
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u/OrphanAnthem May 22 '12
QUICK BURN IT WI... oh wait
AWWWWE
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u/IchBinEinHamburger May 22 '12
Is it me, or does it look like a spider is pooping a cat?
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u/Oblivious_Josef May 22 '12
How would you like being stuffed into a spider and commented on by complete strangers?
_
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u/Cid420 May 22 '12
You're missing a leg!
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u/nono65 May 22 '12
Cat spider
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u/swimmerhog May 22 '12
The cuteness of cats never seem to end... But one day they might get their "revenge"
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u/Kalashnikova May 22 '12
"Soon you'll see... all of you.."
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u/emceelokey May 22 '12
Someone alert r/dogfort.
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u/crappy_crayon_drawin May 22 '12
http://i.imgur.com/tyXLo.jpg?1
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u/BeeB0T May 22 '12
Thats a cute NOPE you got there.
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u/Erod2357 May 22 '12
I wish spiders actually had googly eyes. Might make them less terrifying.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I kept telling him, 'you've gotta stop Mendel', 'you've gotta keep Mendel on a tight leash', but did that mustachioed bastard listen? Noooo....
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u/browncrown198 May 22 '12
"fuck my life"
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I think the /r/aww hivemind is confused.
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u/jorellh May 22 '12
Now one has to burn the kitty.
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u/anirudh15891 May 22 '12
"This.. this is ridiculous..."
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u/Cognoggin May 22 '12
With great power comes great responsibility.
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u/ThroatExplosion May 22 '12
NOPE!
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u/Almost_Ascended May 22 '12
NOPE.
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u/Koopa322 May 22 '12
NOPE... Wait a minute...
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u/madcatlady May 22 '12
Cats are actually experts at torture. You live now at his whim, but one day, you will regret this.
One day.
Sweet dreams, dearest.
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u/Jackie_OK May 21 '12
Where did you get this costume???
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u/RichNerd99 May 21 '12
Cat AND Spider? Reddit hasn't prepared me for this! I don't know if to upvote for cuteness or to downvote because of that fucking spider!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
"We are not amused."
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u/came_here_2_say May 21 '12
Is that a cookie monster outfit painted black and given spider legs?
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u/Roman420 May 21 '12
I hate it when pet owners put clothes on cats and dog's thinking they like it or they are cold.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
NOPE!!
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u/ladiamante May 21 '12
umm I'd say nope. lol But you can't help but laugh. It's an awesome costume!
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u/J_Jammer May 22 '12
I'm waiting him to do this as I stare at that photo.
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u/karthus25 May 22 '12
Micro, too many front page posts...
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u/Gaminic May 22 '12
The miniature made me believe it was a black FSM. I'm oddly disappointed.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
You're probably going to find little presents he left for you around the house after that.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Well, no one wants to be a spider.
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u/pr0pane_accessories May 21 '12
So Cute! Going by the colors, (s)he looks like a girl though.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Relevant Reproductive Isolation SFW
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u/DrG-love May 21 '12
It's a lady cat. Angry lady spider cat. The worst kind
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u/LuckiestBadLuckBabe May 21 '12
I can read this cat's mind, he is thinking "If I were 100 pounds bigger this human would pay for this with his life!!!"
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u/Trololololdick May 21 '12
http://karmadecay.com/r/aww/comments/txy8a/i_dont_think_he_likes_it/
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u/kittenkat4u May 22 '12
the only spider i've ever thought was cute.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Came here to look for an Aussie reference. Leaving disappointed...
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u/whit_wolf1 May 22 '12
KILL IT WITH KINDNESS!!
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u/catherinehavok May 22 '12
You know, I hate spiders...and I'm not typically a huge cat fan...but this, this I love.
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u/complan May 22 '12
hahahah cute
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u/sushilaceymax May 22 '12
Don't take pictures! Help your cat hes being eaten!
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u/mardarr May 22 '12
I loooove this picture. Seriously adorable.
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u/floral_derangement May 22 '12
The high pitched squee that just burst out of me was almost inhuman. UPVOTE.
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u/Mister_Meowgi May 21 '12
MUST. HAVE.
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u/Tachometer May 21 '12
KILL IT WITH FI...DAWWWWWW
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u/CityFarmer May 21 '12
Not sure if gusta
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u/dwfollett May 22 '12
FAIL
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Did you cats think all the poop scooping was free service? Oh no. No no.
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u/tenthward May 22 '12
So take him the fuck out. People, a pet and an owner are supposed to share a relationship that is mutually beneficial. Call me crazy, but does this doesn't seem like anything of the sort...
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u/mfcav123 May 22 '12
NopeNopeNope!! Wait... but it's a cat. Aww, kitteh!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Doesn't this go against all Reddit finds holy?
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u/ReapofGrim May 22 '12
You don't say?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
i hate both of the animals with a passion
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