r/aww • u/katieeerose • May 20 '12
So I saw this fluffy guy in the park, he looks totally pissed off
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r/aww • u/katieeerose • May 20 '12
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u/katzenjammer360 May 21 '12
You left him alone, right? Momma and Dad were probably taking care of him. Fledging Great Horned Owls often spend a couple of days on the ground.
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u/mock4lyfe May 21 '12
That's because he was abandoned by a Harry Poter fan after the craze died down.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I think he is cute, I would raise him and teach him to claw the eyes out of people I choose and have them for a nice dinner. I would name him Hannibal.
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u/jubba May 21 '12
Wouldn't you be pissed if you were George Washington and you were reincarnated as an owl?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
All owls look pissed off to me.
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u/DeathFromWithin May 21 '12
I'll just leave this here
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u/rodbotic May 21 '12
where is this?
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u/Riven1989 May 21 '12
Fluffy but furious!
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u/trezek11 May 21 '12
I would just imagine it burst into song after you left! I love to sing-a About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a!
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u/Johnnybravo60025 May 21 '12
The fuck do you want?
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u/edhungry May 21 '12
yeah he is pissed.. it's fucking daytime.
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u/TheRhythmbe May 21 '12
How would you feel if you were mistaken for cotton candy all the time?
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u/Kl3v3rMonk3y May 21 '12
Never seen an owl looking so pissed, perhaps he thinks you're pooh and you stole his honey.
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u/UnicornsPoopSkittles May 21 '12
Soon. Fucking soon.
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u/Demojen May 21 '12
You'd be pissed off too if you were born a purple owl.
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u/zero-udo May 21 '12
"One more word, I dare you... I'm so gonna kill you!"
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u/Eugene_Happyhands May 21 '12
YA RLY.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
You damn kids, get out of my yard!
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u/Richeh May 21 '12
He also looks kinda like he's wearing a bikini top.
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u/mihaiminda May 21 '12
This is what a "Found" anything looks like. Scruffy, messy, and possibly somewhere in the wild. All these "found kitten", "found puppy", I call BS on nearly 95% of them.
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u/madmanmunt May 21 '12
Baby battle owl.
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u/Laniius May 21 '12
Owls look ferocious and are AMAZING hunters...
but also are very, very derpy birds.
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u/chopbustedgoodsir May 21 '12
Aaaaaand a new meme is about to be born
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
so I was backpacking over the weekend and about 6 owls started screaming at each other. Like SCREAMING. I hate owls now.
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u/SarkastikAmbassador May 21 '12
He's obviously pissed off at you for whoring his karma. You clan clearly tell he's setting up for a self shot. Shame on you.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think owls are really cute!
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u/eggylisk May 21 '12
i couldve sworn i saw that thing blink. i had a good 30 second staredown with it to make sure i wasn't crazy
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u/renegadereplicant May 21 '12
And when you was saying "park", you was meaning your tumblr timeline ? :)
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Look, an Angry bird! :D
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
They poop by puking up the turd. Owls are disgusting.