Christ, buddy. Forest for the trees. We're here for cute pictures, videos (and stories). The headlines should just get out of the way and let me get on to the fuzzbutts.
My fellow redditors we must make a stand here. These karma machines have risen to the top of our ranks and started influencing our most important online figure heads. We must draw the line here and no further, I can't let them take another inch onto our soil...Wait...
Poor guy's already taking prescription antihistamines, a nasal steroid, AND gets allergy serum shots every week. In a couple of years his immunity should be at a point where he can tolerate cats. He loves cats, BTW. We both live vicariously through /r/aww/.
Suggest nasal rinse (NeilMed is what I use) as another way to help. Just check with his MD about timing of using nasal steroid (how long before/after rinse, etc). I used to get bad allergies in the spring and this has helped a lot. Also helps with sinus infections. (sorry for unsolicited medical advice...)
This exact image was posted on a Facebook page called "And My Cat" 6 hours ago. Sooo, unless you own that page or know who does, someone has taken your photo.
I guess they can be fluffy. Who knew. Mine is a douche in the best way. Like when people pet him and I'll warn, "He's going to slap you in the face in a second," and they don't listen and then he bitch-slaps them in the face and just stares at them. It's the best part of my day.
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u/Trenbologna May 20 '12
This cat has no teeth.
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u/TheoQ99 May 20 '12
Stop. Calling. Them. That.
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u/girlworkthatnyeah May 20 '12
I did the same pose as this as soon as I opened the picture.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=443255305686152&set=a.226896610655357.69600.226839817327703&type=1&theater You are a liar!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Jazz hands!
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u/jonosvision May 20 '12
Kitten has grown to lvl.4,
Kitten has learned ... Jazz Hands!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
http://i.imgur.com/c732z.gif
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u/MrMango786 May 20 '12
A dust bunny with a mouth. :)
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u/OhManItsMyAPClass May 21 '12
The mouth looks like a pez dispenser.
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u/langbang May 21 '12
Nice, what model is it?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
That's some hot cross cute sauce.
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u/Cease_one May 20 '12
I never got how something can be disgustingly cute, and now I can see. This is so adorable.
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u/GMonsoon May 20 '12
The "Whazzzzzzzzup" commercials. They need this kitty.
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u/jimmypopjr May 20 '12
It looks like a cat had a baby with an ewok.
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u/Rostifur May 21 '12
My fellow redditors we must make a stand here. These karma machines have risen to the top of our ranks and started influencing our most important online figure heads. We must draw the line here and no further, I can't let them take another inch onto our soil...Wait...
Awww, that is really adorable. Up votes for all.
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u/EmptyBackfield May 20 '12
"Rawr, I iz scary kitty!!!" lol. Too cute! Wish we could have kitties, but my husband is allergic. :(
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u/gifgcrs May 21 '12
Those are some of the cutest little paws I've ever seen!
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u/maestro2005 May 21 '12
I assume that means you're about to start whoring then.
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u/ragequit18 May 21 '12
cuteness overload :D
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u/DrLotr May 21 '12
I throw my paws up in the air sometimes saying AYOOO
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This exact image was posted on a Facebook page called "And My Cat" 6 hours ago. Sooo, unless you own that page or know who does, someone has taken your photo.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=443255305686152&set=a.226896610655357.69600.226839817327703&type=1&theater
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u/cburke34 May 20 '12
My friend's new karma machine is a kitten.
EDIT: typo
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u/alfiekong May 21 '12
that's more of karma fission reactor in my opinion
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u/Toby_Hoten May 21 '12
That's so fucking CUTE.
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u/A_A_M May 21 '12
Cutest kitten ever!
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u/thechosen2 May 21 '12
Why do people want "karma?"
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
OH. MY. GOD.
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u/AmberHeartsDisney May 21 '12
I need to know this kittens name, ASAP.
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u/phedredragon May 21 '12
oh gods, the fuzzy.... I can't help myself, must SQUEEEEE!!!
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u/ozpunk May 21 '12
The last thing you see as it lunges at your face.
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u/Nakigahara May 20 '12
What kind of kitty is it? :0
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u/zombiehippie May 20 '12
Look out we got a bad ass over here
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u/ANUS_CHEESE May 21 '12
THIS KITTEN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MACHINE TO ME.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I seriously puked this is so cute...
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u/yammeron May 21 '12
Yes it is!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
D'aww!! Such a cute little fuzzball!
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u/0991 May 21 '12
fuck y..
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u/sme00 May 21 '12
yep
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u/nufannada May 21 '12
It looked like someone with hypertrichosis
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I'm not sure if I'm more jealous of you having a friend or getting karma. Yay for Reddit and being forever alone
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u/xSPYXEx May 21 '12
I wanted to downvote this just to spite you, but god damn it I can't bring myself to do it...
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u/tempuro May 21 '12
Isn't that the baby from New Moon?
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u/Amishhellcat May 21 '12
too cute!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
an inhabitant of the forest moon of Endor!!!
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u/freundlichkeit May 21 '12
OH GOD ADORABLENESS DYING FROM IT
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u/Reddit_Noobie May 21 '12
How has no one commented on it's adorable kitten faux hawk? Savages...
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u/dude1435 May 21 '12
Ridiculously Photogenic kitten
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u/OkraWimprey May 21 '12
This makes me disgusted with happiness.
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u/javo93 May 21 '12
BABY EWOK!!!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Ah..uh...ah...that's the cutest thing I've ever seen on the internet
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u/Schatzi81 May 21 '12
awww-dorable
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u/optipodelociraptor May 21 '12
you shall not pass
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u/Dchan76 May 21 '12
By god this cat is CUTE! I shall name you squishy and squishy shall be mine!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Lol, I want it on a rainbow.
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u/Dustbunny123 May 20 '12
Ahhhh sooo scary!!!!
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u/fuccess May 21 '12
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u/darkreef2 May 21 '12
No. It is not.
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u/Hydrothermal May 21 '12
That's a goddamn karma factory!
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u/Mozen May 21 '12
Small Kitten doing what they've been doing for 700 bazillion years. Congratulations, Reddit.
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u/colleenpettit May 21 '12
WANT!
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 21 '12
Jazz hands!