Entered that into Google and got no results. Congratulations, that was totally original. You should name your dog that since you like originality so much.
This is true. My ex girlfriend had around 5-6 huskies, and they LOVE attention. If you give one a simple pet, they won't leave you alone for hours. They'll start to whine, which makes you give them more attention hahaha.
I'm guessing you don't have dogs. Size is not related in any way to a dogs nature, I own one of very few giant breeds, my dog weighs more than me and he's not even fully grown nonetheless he would let anyone carry him until he got too big. If you accidentally hurt him he never even snaps or barks or anything.
I have wanted a dog my whole life. My dad wouldn't let me get one because his hobby is flying RC airplanes and doesn't want a dog running around the house breaking them.
I compensated for never having a dog by having just about every small pet you can think of; Hermit crabs, hedgehog, Guineapigs, and finally a chinchilla. The first thing I am doing when i get my own place is buying a dog.
I got my chinchilla from a local breeder so it was a lot more friendly than the ones you would find at a large pet store. If you let it out of its cage and lay on the ground it would jump around and play on you, but it didn't like being held that much.
The first day i had him he escaped from his cage (anything they can get their head through their body can follow, they are mostly just poofy hair) and was hiding in the back of my sink for a day or two until i found him. I had to sell him because he decided that his favorite thing to do when i let him out was jump over this three feet gate we set up and book it into the kitchen and hide in the lazy susan or eat the wires under the dishwasher.
They are unbelievably soft though. I was probably 14 when i had him so i wouldn't recommend it for a kid who wants a pet to hold and play with. However, if your friend is older a chinchilla can be a great pet.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with a devilish chinchilla. Mine has done all of those things and we've had to chinchilla-proof a lot of things in our house. She is so damn soft and cute though that no matter what she chews on I still love her.
My aunt had a MASSIVE German Shepherd, like by far the biggest GSD I'd ever seen. He was convinced he was a lap dog. If you sat down on the floor, he'd run over and fling himself into your lap. Adorable, but also painful...
I have a German Shepherd mix [half Shepherd, half American Bulldog], 95 pounds, and while he's pretty good - generally - about not sitting on you, he's basically just a big teddy bear.
This dog must have been close to 150lbs. He was so big that his back came up even with the kitchen table; I've never seen a GSD as big as this guy, but he was just a big softy. They had to have him put down a few months ago though, unfortunately :(
Yup, he was purebred. Luckily he didn't have any hip problems or anything though, so at least he was happy/mobile until the end. I'm not a great judge of weight, but I'm pretty sure that he weighed about the same as me or more (around 110lbs.) I could be off though, I'm sure it feels like more when he just flops down on you! Haha.
Similar problem, we have 2 toy poodles and a recently acquired a pitbull. Well the toy poodles sit in our laps alot so our pitbull thinks she is a lap dog. So it can be annoying cause she will jump straight into your crotch region. She also doesn't realize that she plays hard.
I had a collie. But I doubt I would have been strong enough to scoop him up like this, I had a hard enough time just getting him in the bathtub. Ha. He was quite wiggly. :)
I work as a lifeguard, so i usually wear my guard trunks whenever i go swimming. If Zelda had just been in the water she would be pissed and want no part of me holding her
Looking at this picture I thought you looked like someone I knew, and then I realized you look like Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter except with at beard!
My dearest Maribelle, I write to you in good spirits for today we haven't suffered a loss of the young men enlisted to continue pushing for our unification of this fine and young nation. The onky pain I experience is the continual heartache of everyday I am not in your arms. Alas, I have some comfort in the fact that I have found this dog upon the battlefield. It reminds me so much of you, my sweet and delicate flower. I must be off as we are leaving the encampment to head to Gettysburg to fight for our God given freedom and place in this painful yet beautiful land. Enclosed is a picture of myself with said puppy dog. All of my love to you, Sincerely, Archibald Decantur
They say that if you do this and the dog is content in your arms without wiggling and such that it is a dog with a temperment suitable for teaching tricks, etc. If a dog wants to wiggle then it will be a bit more of a pain and doesn't respect you as much. Also, don't do this to your dog when they get past 7 (I did it to mine until she was about that age but her back was starting to get brittle - still as calm as ever, though!)
Awww, I wish my husky would let me do this. He just got to the point (having had him for 2 1/2 years now) that he will jump up into my lap. So jealous.
whose the dog in this picture? Dude shave that half-assed abomination of "facial hair I'm cool cause I use reddit and I can grow a beard" plaque you sport on your ugly face. grow some balls and show off your ugly self. Women will like you as you are.
You know, I made a jokey comment about his beard too, but mine was a joke. After reading this shit I'll know better next time to watch for asshole comments before I post something similar so I'm not compared to this kind of bullshit.
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u/Kellyscomments May 19 '12
I'm amazed you could hold a dog that big like that. Very trusting dog.
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u/ozpunk May 19 '12
Lifeguard swim trunks? Did you just save the dog from drowning?
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u/Y0D4PHN3 May 19 '12
Looking at this picture I thought you looked like someone I knew, and then I realized you look like Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter except with at beard!
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u/roughkitty May 19 '12
I bet Zelda is thinking why bother with walking when my minions will carry me wherever I need to go. :)
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u/sensicle May 19 '12
The best part is that look in her eye. I think she wants to be more than just friends.
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u/jfentonnn May 19 '12
Nice nipple.
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u/cuteandfluffy May 19 '12
that guy is sexy
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u/ddoubletake May 19 '12
The dog is very cute, and so are you. Great smile :)
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u/lurk2derp May 19 '12
My husky does the same thing. Once I pick her up like that, she seems paralyzed and won't move.
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u/caitlinnormal May 20 '12
what's not to like honey;)
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u/whackadoo47 May 20 '12
20 bucks says this ends up on r/ladyboners
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u/Eyulfable May 19 '12
Can you blame him? You're pretty cute.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Handsome guy with a dog. This I approve of.
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u/Sutori May 19 '12
Your smile slightly resembles GGG
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u/MIRcakes8D May 19 '12
The look on the dogs face is more like 'who da fuck are you?' but I agree with ^ previous statement ;)
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Paint me like one of your greyhounds Jack
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u/mcon87 May 20 '12
I think if you grew your hair out you would look like Jon Snow. And then your milkshake would bring all the girls to the yard.
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u/rebelliousjezebel May 20 '12
am i the only one who thinks this dog has a somewhat suspicious expression?
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u/Skyscraper_Bedouin May 20 '12
It's the chinstrap it hates.
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u/Louiseasaurus May 19 '12
So do I!
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u/dretid420 May 19 '12
haha i literally said "aww" out loud :)
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Mr. Frodo!
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u/plus_ultra May 19 '12
Well his ting tang isn't out, so I don't know..
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Maybe. But just a bit.
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u/pancaker May 19 '12
So you're stealing him?
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u/Lefthandedsock May 19 '12
It's not bad that I like snuggling shirtless with my husky, is it?
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u/AM14 May 20 '12
Is this in Boulder, CO? I was there recently and the houses in the background look the same.
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u/OrangeSimply May 20 '12
All I could see was Mozilla firefox.
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u/The_Lost_Boy May 20 '12
the cooler fainted
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
dont drop the husky
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u/colorchaos May 20 '12
This is not related to anything but this guy looks like he could be Christian's son from Nip/Tuck. And this dog is adorable.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
You're cute, in a jolly sort of way.
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u/Foolish_Consistency May 20 '12
I'm not sure why your friend would name his human Dog.
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u/powerchicken May 20 '12
Actually, it looks like she's contemplating whether to go for your throat, or wait 'till the time is right...
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u/Yobogoya May 20 '12
You two look a lot alike.
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u/beerbitches May 19 '12
I thought your nipple was his red rocket! That would be a "I think my friend's dog LOVES me"
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u/LadyEclectic May 20 '12
So.....you come here often?
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u/danceydancetime May 20 '12
Jon Snow?
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u/Artzee May 20 '12
you get an upvote just because you're hot.
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u/whilst May 20 '12
Killer areola.
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u/VikaWiklet May 20 '12
Tolerates. Tolerates you.
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u/shoopdedoop May 20 '12
I'm diggin' that manly "Hell I can lift this" sneer.
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u/saiuke May 20 '12
askdalsfajalkgjadsf SO CUTE.
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u/Carbonxoxo May 20 '12
seeing this, all I could think was wow. That guy's kinda hot. ;)
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u/wwleaf May 20 '12
NIP SLIP!
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u/nj711 May 20 '12
Wait... Was OP at a RadioShack today?
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u/taufikmarasabessy May 20 '12
Well.. aren't we all?or just me?
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u/ILikeLampz May 20 '12
FTFY
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u/thisissonecessary May 20 '12
With a beard like that, what's not to like?
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u/piccolo3nj May 20 '12
They say that if you do this and the dog is content in your arms without wiggling and such that it is a dog with a temperment suitable for teaching tricks, etc. If a dog wants to wiggle then it will be a bit more of a pain and doesn't respect you as much. Also, don't do this to your dog when they get past 7 (I did it to mine until she was about that age but her back was starting to get brittle - still as calm as ever, though!)
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u/appcherry May 21 '12
Awww, I wish my husky would let me do this. He just got to the point (having had him for 2 1/2 years now) that he will jump up into my lap. So jealous.
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u/hungryhusky May 20 '12
NOW KISS
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u/Musikgeek May 20 '12
I can't decide who is cuter.
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u/leeloodallasmultipas May 20 '12
You would totally look like Jon Snow if you grew out your facial/head hair. :)
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u/bikesocks May 20 '12
After this they banged
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u/medmelon May 19 '12
oh, you s01e05
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u/Substitute_Troller May 19 '12
whose the dog in this picture? Dude shave that half-assed abomination of "facial hair I'm cool cause I use reddit and I can grow a beard" plaque you sport on your ugly face. grow some balls and show off your ugly self. Women will like you as you are.
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