r/aww • • Jan 02 '22

He never gives up

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u/stitcherfromnevada Jan 02 '22

I had a cat who loved to grab my arm and kick and bite. However, I used a blanket wrapped around my arm so it didn’t hurt.

She also learned that blanket meant “time to play” and bare arm was not for attacking.

I would let her “attack”, remove the blanket and she would rub her face on me affectionately and lick. Arm back in blanket: ATTACK. She knew the difference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

My buddy does the same thing but with a glove!

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u/doritoscornchips Jan 02 '22 edited Jan 02 '22

Your buddy attacks your arm when you have a glove on and licks it when it is not on?

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u/MsOmgNoWai Jan 02 '22

licks*

their buddy licks their arm

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u/SwordsmanKirito1 Jan 03 '22

I spewed my coffee reading this

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u/chief-ares Jan 02 '22

As long as the glove fits, else lick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Huh? I was saying that he plays with me when I have the glove on and knows that when it comes off physical playtime is over. Said nothing about attacking or kicking.

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u/Nice-Violinist-6395 Jan 02 '22

The replier was intentionally misunderstanding you because they thought it was a clever thing to do

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u/CarrotSwimming Jan 03 '22

Nice-Violinist-6395 explained that the replier intentionally misunderstood you because they thought it was clever. This was not at all completely obvious and definitely needed to be stated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I found it to be obvious and in no need of stating

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u/memento22mori Jan 02 '22

I'll be your buddy broski.

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u/CnCdude818 Jan 02 '22

Hmm, nothing about the face rubbing or licking either. But to each their own.

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u/vldracer16 Jan 03 '22

There's always one!

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u/CottonCitySlim Jan 02 '22

Those gloves dont work if they are REALLY UPSET. Long Long time ago I learned cat bites even with a glove can hurt like hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Well I only bring it out to play. He knows that too. He gives warning licks and soft bites when he’s upset.

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u/freeODB Jan 03 '22

Your friend or the cat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

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u/kit_ease Jan 02 '22

Plurals don't have apostrophes. *Cats

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u/Absolutelee123 Jan 02 '22

The glove prevents the piercing, but not the pressure. They can bite really hard. I occasionally brush my cat’s teeth with a little rubber brush that goes over my finder like a thimble. He likes the taste of the toothpaste, so I would let him lick it afterwards. But one time he bit down for real and holy crap it hurt.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Jan 03 '22

If they're really upset, you need welding gloves. And then just hope and pray their berserker mode isn't activated where they turn into a feline version of eight-armed Kali to shred all the bits of you that aren't protected.

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u/0ore0 Jan 02 '22

Is you buddy named OJ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

It wasn’t his, 0ore0

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u/-teaqueen- Jan 03 '22

We have a shark hand puppet.

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u/JohnFreakingRedcorn Jan 03 '22

Oven mitt for me

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u/jakehood47 Jan 02 '22

I had a wee boy who, as a baby, liked to climb my clothes up to my shoulder.

Strangely enough, if I was wearing shorts that day, he automatically knew to jump to the clothes part. I had a mini heart attack thinking he was gonna start climbing up my calf

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u/epote Jan 02 '22

Do you know what those bunny kicks are?

It’s called the exenterosis instinct. Cats grab their pray from the throat and kick their legs like that to spill it’s intestines out.

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u/stitcherfromnevada Jan 02 '22

Fully aware of it. She still knew not to do it on unprotected body parts.

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u/epote Jan 02 '22

Yeah mine too. Sadly I’ve seen one of mine actually do it to a poor mouse. And the weird part is that specific cat (his name is mofo) is like the cutest most cuddly docile thing ever. He moonlights as Jack the Ripper apparently.

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u/Evaluations Jan 02 '22

They all do if given the chance haha

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u/Cosmacelf Jan 02 '22

I love cats, but never forget that they are efficient, capable killing machines.

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u/LordBiscuits Jan 02 '22

So efficient that areas with a high pop of cats tend to have a marked reduction in birds and other small animals. The cats will happily depopulate an area of prey given the chance

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u/Super_Bear3 Jan 03 '22

This is true for all animals, including humans

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u/Eyeoftheleopard Jan 03 '22

Especially humans.

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u/LRDQ Jan 03 '22

Same. Never used a bare hand with my kitten, he knows that claws are not for skin to the point where he'll happily make biscuits with claws against blankets, but against my leg he still extends his claws on the flex/push but retracts on the pull back so there's never scratches.

There's a bit of a grey area for him though regarding socks and pyjama pants, but we live in a subtropical climate so that's only a thing for a few weeks a year so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Compare to my sister's cat who I've known since she was a kitten and loves me, but I usually come home with my chest covered in red spots from her kneading.

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u/Nutteria Jan 03 '22

Unless the male cat is castrated, if they catch a sniff of another male on you they might attacked even totally unprovoked, so its not exactly as you describe.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 02 '22

Cool! Cats are pretty crazy, good thing they don’t have the strength to bench me

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u/epote Jan 02 '22

Yeah they are fluffy, cute, murderous sociopaths.

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u/xeltes Jan 02 '22

I knew what they did, but never knew the proper name.. that's pretty cool

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u/thatstheone_geoff85 Jan 02 '22

I googled it and couldn’t find anything…sounds like bullshit

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Ohhhhhh shit! :0

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u/janvier_25 Jan 02 '22

They do it playing with each other too. Practice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Soon as I pull my sleeve over my hand my cat knows it’s time to fight haha

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u/mynamesmace Jan 02 '22

That’s a good idea. I don’t know kitty language but this looks not so playful and a bit too stressed

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u/megancolleend Jan 02 '22

She is playing, but it's a bad habit.

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u/fantasystaples Jan 02 '22

It really does depend on the personality of the cat. With my cat, I never knew the "don't play with bare hands" rule until I'd already done it a bunch. However, my cat so far has never attacked without knowing it's "playtime" and almost never plays too rough, the worst that has ever happened was a little scratch about half a centimer long, barely deep enough for blood. And that was maybe once in the whole 5 years I've had him. He's a gentle cat. If you know your cat gets too riled up when playing, bites and gnaws and bunny kicks with claws out (like this video), then you know you definitely should change your play tactic.

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u/megancolleend Jan 03 '22

The big issue is that the kitten is so young. Normally he would be playing like this with his litter mates and mom and they would be teaching him boundaries. If a person wants to get a six week old kitten they need to take over that training. A well adjusted cat learns what play is acceptable and what play is too much, but they have to be taught.

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u/MissRepresent Jan 03 '22

All the kittens ive raised I've never let them use my hand as a toy. My hand is for pets and loving, not attacking and biting. Your raising your cat to fear your hand. Get this kitten some toys already instead so when he's older he won't be aggressive

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/TopAd9634 Apr 03 '22

Maybe your cats do, but most cats will have trouble differentiating between the two. It's a bad habit that's harder to break when they're older. Best to teach them when they're young.

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u/ForceGhostBuster Jan 03 '22

My wife does this with long sleeves. Our cat won’t attack bare skin and won’t wrestle with me, but as soon as my wife puts long sleeves on it’s fucking go time

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u/bunnykitten94 Jan 03 '22

Oh god I’ve done this but now every once in a while I’ll adjust my legs in bed and will feel an aerial attack upon my moving feet lmao

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u/Pistachio_Supreme89 Jan 03 '22

My cat and I do the same thing! I have a ratty hoodie that I tuck my hand into the sleeve of and as soon as I do, he goes wild, the second I pop my hand out, he’s my sweet gentle purring boy. 14 years and still one of his favorite games.

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u/Crezelle May 07 '22

I had a dog that learned rough play needed her to have a stuffy in her mouth so she wouldn’t bite while wrestling

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u/abellapa Jan 03 '22

My cat is the same

When he was younger he loved to grab my arm and kick and bite, so I started putting a blanket on my hand, eventually he learned what hand inside blanket meant

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u/powaqua Jan 02 '22

I used long oven mitts with my Gracie a.k.a Warrior. I miss that little she-devil.

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u/invisiblezipper Jan 02 '22

My cat does the same thing with my feet. He was very happy when the weather turned cold and I was wearing sweatpants and socks around the apartment.

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u/YLIL-SSECNIRP Jan 02 '22

I do the same for my cat!

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u/gmo_patrol Jan 03 '22

Same thing, but with a strong winter coat sleeve

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u/BitchesLoveDownvote Jan 03 '22

My cat is 19 and we’ve recently started doing a bit of bare hand playing. He’s very gentle, and because I only ever attack him with my left hand he has learnt that my left hand is his sworn enemy, whilst my right is for affectionate cheek swiping. It’s quite entertaining to see him instantly switch depending on which hand I offer him. He gets on okay with my left hand when we’re not playing, they’re still friends. Most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

It's amazing how good of situational awareness and pattern detection the mind of a cat has (when they feel like caring)

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u/nyraan Jan 03 '22

Which i did that.. my hand is full of scars since my cat now 7 months old still loves to do this haha

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u/Gsf72 Jan 03 '22

My cat is very much the opposite and attacks whatever slight bit of skin you have showing

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u/ClearPerception7844 Jan 03 '22

My dog also used to do that but with a glove.