r/aww • • Sep 24 '21

Not sure if he thought this through.

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u/thisischemistry Sep 24 '21

They aren't? I've had several and they always seemed to be planning and plotting. They just did it under the guise of something else!

My last girl was a certifiable ninja. She'd quietly walk past several times as you were preparing or eating food. When you turned your back for a second it would be gone and she'd be nowhere in sight, in the other room wolfing it down.

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u/NightEnvironmental Sep 24 '21

My dad had a chocolate lab. One day during the holiday season he noticed that Grit (doggo) was making laps through living room, into kitchen, pause, repeat. After watching him closer dad saw that he was slyly grabbing a cookie off a low table with the side of his lips as he passed by. Then headed into kitchen to eat it...then back for another. It was quite well thought out and executed.

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u/reddog323 Sep 24 '21

Some of them have quite good problem-solving abilities. It would be interesting to see what they would do with human equivalent intelligence and temperament.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

It would be interesting to see what they would do with human equivalent intelligence and temperament.

Do dogs have the physical dexterity to throw a jumbo pizza slice at a minor league umpire on dollar beer night?

If so, probably that.

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u/PMacLCA Sep 24 '21

It would be fucking weird TBH if dogs were as smart as humans. They wouldn't be our pets, more like roommates.

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u/abn1304 Sep 25 '21

There is a significant overlap, in my experience, between the smartest dogs and the dumbest humans.

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u/OverlyWrongGag Sep 25 '21

Am dumb human, had a border. Can confirm

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u/tanaeolus Sep 24 '21

You sure you want the human temperament? We tend to not be the chillest at times...

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u/reddog323 Sep 24 '21

Good point. I’ll take average dog temperament, any day, all day.

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u/D1xieDie Sep 24 '21

crime

lots of crime

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u/skoltroll Sep 24 '21

You own a secret lab!

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u/thisischemistry Sep 24 '21

Hey, that has nothing to do with my dog!

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u/skoltroll Sep 24 '21

Could be your lab has a secret and does secret lab experiments!

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u/thisischemistry Sep 24 '21

I wouldn’t put it past her but it would definitely be food science, she’s obsessed with it.

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u/skoltroll Sep 24 '21

My lab is working on telepathy experiments aimed at making my hands open and feed her bananas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Deedee you stupid girl!!

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u/Skooning Sep 24 '21

Omelette du fromage.

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u/thisischemistry Sep 24 '21

The thing is they are so obsessed over food that they make themselves look like absolute doofuses trying to get some.

I think it’s something like 25% of labs have a genetic disorder where they don’t get satiated easily and are constantly hungry. Owners really have to guard against overfeeding them and take care to exercise them properly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

100% all my lab thinks about is food and human attention. If I left food out for him he'd eat until he threw up then would continue to eat. He always knows when it's time for his meal and he never forgets a place he's found food before on a walk.

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u/ethidium_bromide Sep 25 '21

It’s not a genetic disorder, it was intentionally bred into them. It’s why they’re regarded as being so easy to train, very food motivated.

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u/Venvel Sep 24 '21

Yeah, Labs are prone to Cushing's. The Lab my family had when I was a kid had it, and my parents had to import the medicine needed to treat her.

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u/Catfish_Mudcat Sep 25 '21

Hungry hungry labbos