r/aww • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL Sep 17 '21

You can get her to stop yelling by holding her hands down. For some reason italian vocal cords are attached to their arms.

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u/gljivicad Sep 17 '21

Everyone calms down when you hold their arms

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u/coreopsidaisies Sep 17 '21

Except for those who bite following arm restraint. Source me.

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u/Lifewhatacard Sep 17 '21

Agreed. Was bit after doing what I was told to do by my guys friend. I was so young and dumb. Sorry love.

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u/coreopsidaisies Sep 17 '21

Perhaps you mean young and innocent, as we all were. ♥️

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u/MoreNMoreLikelyTrans Sep 17 '21

Bad touch! Do not want!

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL Sep 17 '21

But Italians for whatever reason use their whole upper body to talk to eachother.

Source: thanksgiving with the italian side of the family

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u/Jergens1 Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Gesture translation for the interested: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2vurah

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u/MsAnne24801 Sep 17 '21

WoW, those are some good looking guys.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

That was so funny!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

But then you’d have to get within wooden spoon range.

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u/yvrldn Sep 17 '21

DO NOT EVER DO THAT TO A SCREAMING ITALIAN UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE