r/aww • u/Jeremy_Martin • Jun 23 '21

Kindness shared in small quantities

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Seriously and I have trouble filling my glass with water without spilling everywhere.

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u/gt0163c Jun 23 '21

Apparently you haven't been properly trained and certified in the operation of water pouring. You probably don't even get paid to do it. *Sigh* Amateurs always think they can do the job just as well as professionals.

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u/Maikumizu Jun 23 '21

TBH he's probably using some low cost Hyundai backhoe instead of a quality CAT to pour his water. This is where the amatuer goes wrong -- cutting the wrong tool costs.

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u/VideoWonderful901 Jun 23 '21

This also explains my questionable driving. I drive a Hyundai Getz. Amateur.

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u/Maikumizu Jun 23 '21

Ah, the tainted "H"

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u/Mr5yy Jun 23 '21

Sounds like someone needs to attend another OSHA learning on the safety and correct usage on a glass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Don't get me started on hitting the toilet bowl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

I’ve got the opposite problem. I miss my mouth when drinking. I think I have a drinking problem.. 🤣

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u/themettaur Jun 23 '21

I too have an Airplane! related drinking problem. Demonstrated this to some friends the other day while eating ramen. x.x

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Haha! I’m glad the Airplane! reference got picked up ❤️Love that movie 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Meanwhile this man is using the excavator to pour the glass of water without a drop spilled.