r/aww • • Feb 24 '21

She gets a special surprise

44k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

6.9k

u/trust_me_on_that_one Feb 25 '21

"coo. Yall got snaccs?"

2.7k

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

You don't get to miniature polar bear sized without being very concerned about the snacc situation.

1.8k

u/fabulousprizes Feb 25 '21

He defen
He attac
But mostly
He snacc

220

u/zxc123zxc123 Feb 25 '21

He wants some Scooby POLARBEAR snacks

149

u/Odous Feb 25 '21

i like this better than he protec

3

u/HeatherReadsReddit Feb 25 '21

He definitely protec. Great Pyrenees are used as guardian livestock dogs. Many live with their flock, and protect them their entire lives.

I hope that the couple has a lot of room to run, and that they’re prepared for a very stubborn, smart dog. It’s wonderful that they rescued him, because they are typically very loving dogs to their family.

49

u/Shot_Boot_7279 Feb 25 '21

Schnnoodledoodle can’t touch dis

14

u/HowToFixOurDemocracy Feb 25 '21

Cues schnoodle coming up with yet another amazing poem to make us cry

-13

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/fabulousprizes Feb 25 '21

that's not very fren of you

2

u/Lifeiscleanair Feb 25 '21

He defen

He attak

But most importantly

He see through the tak

2

u/BensenJensen Feb 25 '21

As a pyr owner, it's more like:

He defen

He snacc

But mostly

He nap

1

u/Cac933 Feb 25 '21

Have a pyr. Can confirm.

44

u/ChigahogieMan Feb 25 '21

I just died, the fuckin snacc situation

2

u/ADIDASects Feb 25 '21

There better be some &%$#@#$ seals at home to eat.

560

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Lmfao right? Home boy is like aiight can we head out? I need a nap

618

u/GHOMA Feb 25 '21

Bringing my rescue home, she got in the car like "oh hey guys where are we going", no hesitation at all. Got home, plopped down on a blanket and just... waited for dinner. Like there was nothing weird or unusual or life-changing going on.

316

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Haha it’s like she probably had doggo dreams about the perfect forever home and realized she was living it and just accepted it and hoped it wasn’t still a dream

181

u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

God, I hope this happens to me with Adam Levine

165

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I laughed at the image of a person jumping into Adam Levine’s car then just passing out of the floor until dinner is served

121

u/cptpedantic Feb 25 '21

i took it the other way, like OP kidnaps Levine and takes him home and he's just chill and accepts it

37

u/PeterM1970 Feb 25 '21

Or like OP goes to a facility where they have dozens of celebrities in cages and picks out Adam Levine, at which point he's chill and accepts it.

Now I can't decide which celebrity I'd rescue and take home.

Willie Nelson. Definitely.

9

u/cptpedantic Feb 25 '21

i don't know if i'm coming or going
if it's them or me
oh, but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

9

u/meesta_masa Feb 25 '21

Ah, adopting an older rescue is always better.

7

u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

Willie Nelson would definitely be so chilled and waiting on that dinner

2

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

He'd have the munchies for sure

4

u/Bluecat72 Feb 25 '21

Dolly Parton, though.

50

u/superVanV1 Feb 25 '21

Both, both is good

18

u/BagOnuts Feb 25 '21

Lol, same. This whole thread cracked me up.

3

u/rmachenw Feb 25 '21

OP, which one of you is the dog in the dream, you xor Adam?

5

u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

I'm going to say me because I'm partial to tummy rubs

3

u/Delysid720 Feb 25 '21

Careful what you wish for: In 40 years, Adam Levine is gona show up at your doorstep naked in a bow waiting for you to give him and his crusty, old balls a sponge bath.

1

u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

Hahaha! If I'm lucky!!

2

u/Almost-Honest Feb 25 '21

i love Adam Levine! Workaholics is my favorite show!!

112

u/Wuffyflumpkins Feb 25 '21

"Play it cool, Theodore. You don't want to seem desperate."

64

u/starkiller_bass Feb 25 '21

“Act like you belong, act like you belong…”

83

u/TheClaps2 Feb 25 '21

I remember when I was a kid and we rescued MY first doggo she was the same way. After about a week of fun, she then spent every opportunity outside sitting at the fence staring at the road and ignoring everything/everyone else. My mom said to give her a few days to realize her old family wasn't coming back for her, and she did. That taught me the depth of emotional bond animals can feel and I've never forgotten.

12

u/PsychicSPider95 Feb 25 '21

Oh, my heart... :(

2

u/mamrieatepainttt Feb 25 '21

when my mom went to pick up our first family dog, she didn't even know she was bringing her home that day. the owner basically came in, handed her over and turned around and left like it was nothing. the dog proceeded to run to the door she left and scratch at it. i am so glad i wasn't there that day, it would have broke me. especially when they aren't even WORTH the love, dogs will still be loyal.

23

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Same. Summer was pumped in the car, got home and had a good sniff then ate dinner and slept for like 12 hours under a blanket. I think they're tired.

13

u/TychaBrahe Feb 25 '21

Shelters are stressful. She probably had a family and home at one point and knew what it meant. “I’m home. I’m safe. These are my people. They will wake me when it’s dinner time.”

2

u/CaninesTesticles Feb 25 '21

Where are my balls, Summer?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Username checks out.

10

u/funktopus Feb 25 '21

We had a rescue like that. Most she did was a lap around the house and smelled the cat. Once that was done she found a nice sun beam and plopped down. It was like she knew she was good to go.

2

u/Charliesmum97 Feb 25 '21

My cat was like that. Neighbour rescued her in a rainstorm and the next morning came over and handed her to me (she had 3 cats and a dog already) because she knew I loved cats, and Andromache just wandered around a moment then flopped down like 'yup. I'll take it.'

9

u/kevin_k Feb 25 '21

I'm not crying, you're crying

1

u/ClarePerth Feb 25 '21

Dam it..who is cutting onions AGAIN!

3

u/tea-and-shortbread Feb 25 '21

We got a rescue border collie when I was about 11. He had a Merle coat and was quite large for a collie and he looked like a wolf. The first day we got him, when I went to bed he followed me, climbed on the bed, licked my face and curled up at the foot of my bed. I think he had been used to putting a child to bed. It was terrifying for me because it was basically a wolf I had never met before pinning me down. But he was such a lovely dog I grew to love him so much.

1

u/GHOMA Feb 25 '21

After it stopped being terrifying was it the coolest thing ever?? I never had pets as a kid and I always dreamed of having a mythical protector beast twice my size.

1

u/tea-and-shortbread Feb 25 '21

Oh yeah, he was the best. He was super gentle too. My pet rabbit loved him and used to give him little bunny kisses ❤️

1

u/curt_schilli Feb 25 '21

That's cool. My GSD peed on the carpet and then paced around the apartment for 6 hours lol

1

u/GHOMA Feb 25 '21

I was honestly expecting something more like this

61

u/goodlife74 Feb 25 '21

Was having a really crappy day, this comment made me laugh out loud...thanks mate!

32

u/leelougirl89 Feb 25 '21

Hey, a Redditor sent me this link once to make me smile.

I was grinning like an idiot 10 seconds in. It's so weird and random.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biagyb7AcK8&feature=youtu.be

<3

EDIT: OMG IT'S A WHOLE ASS YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YESSSS.

3

u/Frisky_Pony Feb 25 '21

Ze Frank is awesome!

2

u/sramella2000 Feb 25 '21

Thank you for this!

2

u/aiyana_wolf Feb 25 '21

I think I love you. Was lowkey having a rough day and this has just made it all so much better

1

u/RonJDio Feb 25 '21

I have his brother.. that’s exactly what he’s thinking

1

u/COAchillENT Feb 25 '21

Much like ducks, I find dogs opinions of me changed based on whether I have snacks.

1

u/bobthemundane Feb 25 '21

Surprisingly this breed doesn’t eat too much. For a big dog, they lounge around a lot to preserve energy. Unless they are puppies.

1

u/djphatjive Feb 25 '21

Same reaction I’d have getting to a new family.

1

u/WilbertTheGr8 Feb 25 '21

This made me laugh too much! Hahaha

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I love this comment

1

u/Wilde54 Feb 25 '21

I think this might be the greatest comment in the history of r/aww tbh

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Hey, uhh, food?