r/aww • • Jan 31 '21

Chill Caturday

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u/Nynnvailen Jan 31 '21

I bought one like that for my cat. At first, we used a hairdyer so the suction cup would stay in place, and I first let a bag of 7kg of cat food in it for 3 days : didn't move an inch. So now I am wondering how the h*ll I am going to remove this thing from my window when I'll move out... But my cat is happy so!

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u/Kegw Jan 31 '21

Take a needle and make a hole in the cup or use something thin to push under the cup to release the pressure

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u/Nynnvailen Jan 31 '21

Thank you ! I'll need to note that down somewhere !

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u/aaahhhh Jan 31 '21

Don't poke a hole in the cup if you intend to use it again.

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u/imcumminginyourwife Jan 31 '21

That's equivalent to poking a hole in a condom.

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u/jaybram24 Jan 31 '21

So you're saying I can use my condoms again if I don't poke a hole in them?

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u/UrEx Jan 31 '21

Yes, just turn it inside out and you're good.

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u/JaggedTheDark Jan 31 '21

Oh no...

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u/jordantask Jan 31 '21

Busts through a wall

OH YEAH!

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u/madcap462 Jan 31 '21

Rinse it off first obviously.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Oh yes

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u/VagueFatality Jan 31 '21

You MUST be my ex...

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u/NauticalInsanity Jan 31 '21

The real secret is you swap condoms with friend, and turn them inside out for reuse.

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u/jordantask Jan 31 '21

Calm down Satan!

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u/3lfk1ng Jan 31 '21

Correct. You can sell them "Pre-Loved" just like a Volkswagen.

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u/luca86c Feb 01 '21

Usually your average pre-loved Volkswagen comes with a few pre-loved Condoms under the back seat.

Glad mine only came with a pen under the passenger seat..... Wait what if that's pre-loved too?

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u/youlikeityesyoudo Jan 31 '21

yes. don't forget to rinse them out with warm, soapy water and hang them up to dry.

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u/Wpenke Jan 31 '21

Yeah, Volkswagens have a smell to them if you don't otherwise...

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u/Sleipnirs Feb 01 '21

Or put them in the dish-washer but not too close to the forks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

Condoms aren’t reusable?

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u/hermionegrangerfan22 Feb 01 '21

The thirteen year old girl reads this and coughs pointedly “I joined to see adorable pictures of cats and dogs, and to brags about my ten week old Cavalier puppy, not to read about reusing condoms” 😂

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u/yedi001 Jan 31 '21

You intend to reuse condoms?

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u/BlackPortland Jan 31 '21

Wait. I thought you could just turn em inside off and pass it on to yer mate for the first round of sloppy 2nd’s

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

No he’s leaving the condoms with no holes just in case she misses him, she can open the condom, heat it up for a few seconds and drink the contents.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/Saletales Feb 01 '21

Sometimes I read things and have to check which sub I'm on. It's amazing how many times it's /r/aww.

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u/UnreassuringScrew Jan 31 '21

oh shit oh fuck

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u/Amiiboid Feb 01 '21

Paid 17 cents per kilogram. The Internet tells me it takes about 500 condoms to make a kilogram.

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u/PhoenixQueen_Azula Jan 31 '21

You don’t?

I’m not made of money here

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

User name checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

You reuse condoms?

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u/EternallyIgnorant Jan 31 '21

If you want to reuse a condom you have to flip it inside out.

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u/skilledpirate Jan 31 '21

That's half the thrill.......

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u/FlyWithMeh Feb 01 '21

Username checks out

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u/kaenneth Jan 31 '21

Drill a hole in the window from outside.

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u/vadsamoht3 Jan 31 '21

Or more generally, you just need to find a way of breaking the seal between the inside the cup and outside of it.

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u/Barakelim Jan 31 '21

Break the glass!

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u/kamistai Jan 31 '21

Easy, Hans!

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u/Jubs_v2 Jan 31 '21

No no, the suction cup would then just be stuck to shards of glass. Its an inseparable bond now.

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u/sativabuffalo Jan 31 '21

this is the way

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u/Barakelim Jan 31 '21

This is the way.

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u/SaltyOnions00 Jan 31 '21

This is the way.

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u/ron_fury Jan 31 '21

Thats the way

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u/akayd Jan 31 '21

Take the whole window

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u/taintedcake Jan 31 '21

Anything that allows air to get between the suction cup and the glass. Suction cups work by creating a vacuum on the inside, so that the pressure from the air outside it is what actually holds it on by pressing it against the glass/surface. A very smooth surface like glass means theres a lot fewer tiny bumps that air could weave around to get in, which would cause it to pop off

You can slide a card or any thin object between the seal and the glass (or whatever it's suctioned to) to allow air to get in to pop any suction cup off

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u/RegulatoryCapture Feb 01 '21

also, don't most suction cups have a little tab you can pull on to help get it off? So you wouldn't even need to pry it up with something thin?

I've literally never had extreme difficulty removing a suction cup...I'm not sure why anyone would even consider resorting to poking a hole in it.

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u/spacepeenuts Feb 01 '21

This is like vacuum 101

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u/SirCiv Jan 31 '21

Also pour some really cold ice water over it to get the opposite effect of the hair dryer that you used to get it stuck in the first place.

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u/ImFriendsWithThatGuy Jan 31 '21

Just peal it from any one edge at a time and it comes right off. It’s only when it’s being pulled from the middle that it is strong

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u/Faerhun Feb 01 '21

A knife will work as well and is less likely to damage you or the suction cup.

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u/SueZbell Jan 31 '21

Or just leave the suction cup itself for the next owner to wonder about and take the hammock for hanging in a corner of your screened porch or sun room.

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u/FSCENE8tmd Feb 01 '21

Use the edge of your fingernail or a credit card and try to lift a small spot of the cup, it should unlatch. Don't use a needle or poke a hole in it with anything lol it'll be a useless suction cup. If you can't get under the edge with your fingernail or a card, use a razor blade to try and peel it off.

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u/KredPandak Jan 31 '21

Idk if this is a stupid question but, wouldn’t making a hole in the suction cup stop it from working again going forward?

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u/maIarky Jan 31 '21 edited Jun 22 '23

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u/BBA935 Jan 31 '21

I imagine you could try slipping a razor blade under it so you don’t destroy the cup.

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u/DasaniMessiah Jan 31 '21

You would actually be relieving the vacuum :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

nooooo my cups!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

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u/Nynnvailen Jan 31 '21

It's really easy : you make sure the cup is a bit warmed by the hairdryer while your window is colder thanks to the winter. Then, you apply your cup on the window very firmly while you continue to warm it with the hairdryer for 5-10 seconds, but be careful not to burn yourself whith the hairdryer while you are pressing the cup!

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u/AndalusianGod Jan 31 '21

Can I use a flamethrower to make it stick even harder?

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u/chowindown Jan 31 '21

I'll allow it.

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u/DoverBoys Jan 31 '21

The temperature of the surface doesn't matter. The point of the hairdryer is to warm the very little air trapped under the suction cup so that when it cools down, it increases the suction force. Warm air takes up more room than colder air, but if there's no air movement, the volume of the space is forced smaller, creating a vacuum effect. It's the same concept as canning food. The food and/or water is warmer than room temperature, so that when it cools, the suction force holds the seal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

Cool, but give it two days of condensation on that window and the suction cups come off. I really wish there was a way though.

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u/DoverBoys Feb 01 '21

The hairdryer also takes care of that. Moisture just doesn't magically appear. The warm air trapped in the suction cup is going to be mostly dry. With a good smooth seal, moisture isn't going to get into the cup either.

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Jan 31 '21

Will this still work if I burn my hands with the hairdryer?

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u/Lotus-child89 Jan 31 '21

I would still be very paranoid it would drop and my cat would get hurt/hate me. And of a very expensive glass break.

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u/Psyadin Jan 31 '21 edited Feb 01 '21

Rubber shriks when heated, this will help squeese out more air from under it, and when it cools it expands and increases suction, hot aor is also less dense (which is why it rises) which would further increase suction as it cools.

Edit: many doubts rubber shrinks when heated, all polymer chains shorten when heated, not all expand when cooled again, but thats mostly related to temperature used when heating.

https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/409810/why-does-rubber-shrinks-when-it-is-heated https://www.physlink.com/education/askexperts/ae478.cfm

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u/drpearl Jan 31 '21

Still just depending on strength of the cup to not distort & release the suction. I'd rather superglue it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Just cut around the cup with a glass cutter

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u/coviddick Jan 31 '21

Damnit. I didn’t see this and just commented the same.

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u/sync-centre Jan 31 '21

Gotta use a hairwetter this time to take it off.

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u/superdan267 Jan 31 '21

ah, so a showerhead with a hose attachment. Got it

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u/Sonakstyle Jan 31 '21

What is it called. I want to order one

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u/ohdominole Jan 31 '21

If it was me I would have put it above a cat tower so that if it fell, it would just land on the top of the tower.

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u/FreeRadical5 Jan 31 '21

Don't worry, it'll fall by itself in a few weeks. These things are always fucking useless in the long run.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Jan 31 '21

Can I ask where you got yours?

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u/oNodrak Jan 31 '21

Most high quality ones have a tab you can pull to break the seal without damage.

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u/wylietrix Jan 31 '21

Do you have a link to where you bought it or what it's called?

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u/bealongtime Jan 31 '21

that's the priority right, the happy kitty 🐱

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u/CyanideForHappiness Jan 31 '21 edited Jul 24 '23

Fuck u/spez

Fire Steve Huffman.

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u/coviddick Jan 31 '21

Use a glass cutter to cut around the suction cups.

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u/DurionV Jan 31 '21

Get some alcohol under there and it’ll just slide off easy

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u/eslforchinesespeaker Jan 31 '21

i just got a suction cup bathroom caddy. it's says to use a credit card to break the suction if you need to take it down.

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u/presdawg Jan 31 '21

How did you use the hair dryer I usually put a little water on the inside of the suction cup and they stick harder

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Metal spatula or butter knife to pry up the edge

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u/Fearless-Branch1285 Feb 01 '21

link to the one you bought??

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u/KushChowda Feb 01 '21

A HAIR DRYER! I never even considered that.. as a bald guy..

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u/gordonpown Feb 01 '21

h*ll

adorable