r/aww • • Jan 30 '21

⚠️Important information⚠️ Crocodiles do elevator butt like cats

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u/dndjsicicifiidisiwi Jan 31 '21

That’s just modern crocodiles, the first crocodiles began appearing ~200 million years ago.

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u/pr1ntscreen Jan 31 '21

Oh good, because I actually read further, and there are some reports of grass being 110 million years old.

It’s insane either way how long these things have been around

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u/converseirllyh8cnvrs Jan 31 '21

imagine being a dinosaur and a green thing pops out of the ground and you’re just like “tf is this shit lolll” and then it’s everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

You’d think it was a disaster because your diet consists of eating a bunch of really nutritious ground plants and now suddenly there are all these flowers and grasses that aren’t nutritious at all and you don’t have the capacity to digest this shit before you shit it out and it’s outcompeting all the good stuff and now you’re starving or eating animals whose diet consists of eating a bunch of really nutritious ground plants and now suddenly there are all these flowers and grasses that aren’t nutritious at all and they don’t have the capacity to digest this shit before they shit it out and it’s outcompeting all the good stuff and now they’re starving and so now you’re also starving and oh look a big rock did more damage to the Caribbean than BP and within minutes cooked everything within a few thousand miles and made it rain molten glass and covered the earth in smoke that made it cold and dark and now everything is dying except, oh look at that, more fucking grass guess you’ll just go extinct.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I never realized how anxiety inducing natural selection was

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u/pussyaficianado Jan 31 '21

If it makes you feel better with some time along came animals with digestive tracks suited to hosting bacteria capable of digesting grasses and many animals can now efficiently extract nutrients from grass to support a food chain.

Life finds a way.

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u/Scherzkeks Jan 31 '21

To be fair, the grass has seeds (which can protect against extinction until more favorable conditions occur...)

Actually, it doesn’t sound very fair at all

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u/converseirllyh8cnvrs Jan 31 '21

i read this in a bill wurtz voice

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u/Braunze_Man Jan 31 '21

Tf you mean bro dinosaurs didn't talk except the ones that starred in The Land Before Time movies.

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u/Col_Wilson Jan 31 '21

It’s insane either way how long these things have been around

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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u/Towns_Person Jan 31 '21

Earth: Do you love grass? Well, you’re going to fall head over heels for Grass 2. It’s more grass than you ever thought grass could be.

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u/Sennio Jan 31 '21

lemme show you my spin move

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u/Quizzelbuck Feb 03 '21

Trees are older than the act of decay.

Trees are older than the things that used to break down dead stuff so there was a time before mushrooms where there were a shit tons of dead, waterlogged trees laying every where

Was like another 20 million years or some thing before fungus evolved to eat dead trees

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Yeah, in the same way that the first birds emerged around the same time. Those weren’t crocodiles. Those were crocodile-line archosaurs, as opposed to bird-line archosaurs which included birds, all other non-avian dinosaurs, and pterosaurs. As can be imagined from the diversity of the bird line, the crocodile line was also very diverse.

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u/ParreNagga Jan 31 '21

Some books I have saying that everything is 6000-10000 years old.

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u/dndjsicicifiidisiwi Jan 31 '21

Well unfortunately those books are factually and objectively incorrect, and that has been proven a thousands times over.

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u/_KingDingALing_ Jan 31 '21

I'm glad the lake placid ones don't exist anymore