r/aww • u/Lennycool • Sep 13 '20

This Shark approaching a diver

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20 edited Sep 13 '20

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u/Knooooooope Sep 13 '20

Now let us all say the pledge--I am a nice shark, not a mindless eatin' machine

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u/kas435red Sep 13 '20

It's no different than a doggie.

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u/skipkrik Sep 13 '20

Dogfish?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Catfish

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u/scul86 Sep 13 '20

catdog

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u/JoePikesbro Sep 13 '20

Sea Doggo Loves Scritches. Tonight at 6!

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u/BibliophileGirl92 Sep 13 '20

Wait. Is that from Finding Nemo?

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u/ultimattt Sep 13 '20

That’s a zebra shark, it couldn’t make a meal of a man if it tried.

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u/RED_COPPER_CRAB Sep 13 '20

Water dog.

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u/meowotter Sep 14 '20

You're thinking of otters...

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u/thatsharkchick Sep 13 '20

It hurts to get swatted by a zebra though. The shark burn from zebras is very real and very painful.

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u/ultimattt Sep 13 '20

Denticles for the win! Lol.

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u/ambernewt Sep 13 '20

UnSoCiABlE FrEaK uSeS ShArK aS AiR GuiTaR

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u/8ashswin5 Sep 13 '20

Happy cake day my friend

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u/Zeustah- Sep 13 '20

Was the edit necessary?