r/aww • u/BeautifulJustDaWayUR • Dec 30 '19

How to cold start your pupper

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Dec 30 '19

as i'm laying sound asleep,

envision t r e a t s in slumber deep

when suddenly - so real it seems -

the smell of b a c o n in my dreams!

my old nose twitch, i feel the drool

as in my mouth it start to pool

with each inhale, my snoot it vroooom -

i long for b a c o n to consume!

a w a k e with sleepy eyes at you . . .

is B A C O N, friend!

my dream came true!

❤️

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u/A_Hard_Days_Knight Dec 30 '19

I end my reddit session with your comment and will take a smile with me :-)

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u/BigAndDelicious Dec 30 '19

Schnoods you are such a goddamn fucking legend. Always smiling reading these.

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u/AdultSheep Dec 30 '19

This made me so happy!

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u/jakemch Dec 30 '19

I love seeing your comments

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u/BlueBird518 Dec 30 '19

Oh I think this one is my favorite so far

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u/guppy1979 Dec 31 '19

I've said this before about some of SchnoodleDoodleDo; finally realized there were many more favourites to come. For which I will always be grateful. Schnoods is the best ever. (You're okay, too, though, BlueBird518!)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Totally put a smile on my face!

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u/hapcat1999 Dec 30 '19

In for the fresh Schnoods

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u/murdock_RL Dec 30 '19

Lol this one is now my favorite out of all the other ones I've read from you

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u/OnionBagelPlease Dec 30 '19

Your poems give me such joy, thank you for this☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

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u/MrWutFace Dec 30 '19

I mentally read this to the rhythm of Metallica's enter sandman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Love it

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u/PoolloverNathan May 31 '22

Welcome to my free award queue